Earlier this week we accused S.C. Rep. Beth Bernstein of selective advocacy on a substantive issue (ethics reform) … while at the same time shamelessly exploiting her attractiveness for the purposes of driving up our internet traffic.
On the first count, it’s clear the blame lies with Bernstein for refusing to attack the biggest case of political corruption this state has seen in some time. Meanwhile on the second count the blame also clearly lies with Bernstein for rocking the hottest body this state has seen in some time.
So … now that we’ve established who’s at fault here, we can give Bernstein some props.
After our founding editor raved about a pair of hidden platform black peeptoe slingbacks Bernstein wore to the S.C. State House earlier this week, our tip lines lit up with reports on her latest shoe selection.
“Beth Bernstein has on tan stilettos with five inch pink heels,” one source informed us.
“The kicker is the hot pink heel,” another noted.
Like a moth to the flame (insert Janet Jackson lyric here) our founding editor took to his Twitter page and demanded photographic evidence, and within minutes it had arrived (below) …
Niiiiiice …
Even better? Bernstein was apparently okay with us receiving this sneak peek at her heels – although a bonus pic (below) included a reminder to “be nice.”
How hot is that?
This website will obviously continue to call Bernstein out whenever we feel she has failed to fulfill her obligations to the citizens of South Carolina. And as for drawing borderline inappropriate attention to her hotness, well … it should be fairly obvious at this point we’re not going to stop doing that either.
What’s cool about Bernstein, though? She doesn’t seem to sweat the substantive criticism or the juvenile shoe fetish antics… which is refreshing when you consider she surrounded by dozens of petulant, thin-skinned prima donnas.
So props to Bernstein for rolling with the punches and playing along with our immature shenanigans …
We have plenty of policy issues with her, to be sure, but its good to know that unlike the rest of her colleagues (and Gov. Nikki Haley) she’s not taking herself too seriously.
***
44 comments
What’s the obsession with this woman, her looks are average at best and it appears that she believes she’s hotter than she actually is. It’s obviously clear that you have a foot/shoe fetish… which is a little freaky.
“appears she believes she’s hotter than she actually is.”
What a stupid comment. I suppose you could make that leap if you met her and got that vibe but to say that based on a picture is retarded. Regardless, self-confidence and a friendly disposition are good things, troll.
Self confidence is one thing, walking around with that smug Paris Hilton look is another. She’s a two-bit Columbia lawyer with average looks at best. She’s nothing to get excited about.
Sorry if I offended your girlfriend.
You mad, brah?! Sure sounds personal to you. Funny thing is, I could not care less but the fact is there are not many 40-something year old moms who look near as good.
No not mad, just not as star-struck as some of you are by a smug female politician.
What’s the obsession with this woman, her looks are average at best and it appears that she believes she’s hotter than she actually is. It’s obviously clear that you have a foot/shoe fetish… which is a little freaky.
“appears she believes she’s hotter than she actually is.”
What a stupid comment. I suppose you could make that leap if you met her and got that vibe but to say that based on a picture is retarded. Regardless, self-confidence and a friendly disposition are good things, troll.
Self confidence is one thing, walking around with that smug Paris Hilton look is another. She’s a two-bit Columbia lawyer with average looks at best. She’s nothing to get excited about.
Sorry if I offended your girlfriend.
You mad, brah?! Sure sounds personal to you. Funny thing is, I could not care less but the fact is there are not many 40-something year old moms who look near as good.
No not mad, just not as star-struck as some of you are by a smug female politician.
Give me a break. She looks like a troll!
Give me a break. She looks like a troll!
Your favorite cockroach may want to stop by and see her urologist
Either she has a water retention problem or there is more beef than her hooves can support
The heifer’s calves are swollen
I saw her last week. I’d guess she is about 5-6″, 115 pounds tops. In SC, at least 99% of the adults are morbidly obese if she is a “heifer.” The chick competes in triathlons and road races. Google it.
H Y P E R B O L E…….Google it
No need to YELL, pal. It’s all good.
Your favorite cockroach may want to stop by and see her urologist
Either she has a water retention problem or there is more beef than her hooves can support
The heifer’s calves are swollen
I saw her last week. I’d guess she is about 5-6″, 115 pounds tops. In SC, at least 99% of the adults are morbidly obese if she is a “heifer.” The chick competes in triathlons and road races. Google it.
H Y P E R B O L E…….Google it
No need to YELL, pal. It’s all good.
She is doing the best she can with what she was given and she is certainly the most attractive member of the state legislature but she is by no means hot.
Mandy Powers Norrell is hotter!
Seconded!
She is doing the best she can with what she was given and she is certainly the most attractive member of the state legislature but she is by no means hot.
Mandy Powers Norrell is hotter!
Seconded!
Finlay’s desk is directly next to hers on the House floor. He probably sent the pictures.
Finlay’s desk is directly next to hers on the House floor. He probably sent the pictures.
Folks does polperhype as well as anyone we know adding just a touch of nutritional value to that rice cake. Bernstein less than attractive, average oh we must disagree for whatever that is worth at the end of the tax day…
Folks does polperhype as well as anyone we know adding just a touch of nutritional value to that rice cake. Bernstein less than attractive, average oh we must disagree for whatever that is worth at the end of the tax day…
you nothing more than a pig foaming at the mouth over sex issues, and you will never be taken seriously until you stop the harassment.
you nothing more than a pig foaming at the mouth over sex issues, and you will never be taken seriously until you stop the harassment.
She seems like a pretty cool lady.
She seems like a pretty cool lady.
Good-lookin’ women!
The gams, the racks, the rumps.
But to what are guys eyes zoomin’?
It’s those “catch-me, [email protected]#k-me” pumps!
Good-lookin’ women!
The gams, the racks, the rumps.
But to what are guys eyes zoomin’?
It’s those “catch-me, [email protected]#k-me” pumps!
She looks like the pony I never got for Christmas…
She looks like the pony I never got for Christmas…
Nice wedding ring. Interesting she’s sending pics to South Carolina’s King of Perverts. I wonder what her significant other thinks of that.
Nice wedding ring. Interesting she’s sending pics to South Carolina’s King of Perverts. I wonder what her significant other thinks of that.
Pretty, and apparently easy going and not pompous or stuck-up . . . what’s not to like?
Pretty, and apparently easy going and not pompous or stuck-up . . . what’s not to like?
oh yea, id do her!!!!
oh yea, id do her!!!!