No, Katy Perry isn’t writing her memoirs … at least not yet (or at least not yet that we know of).

Our headline refers to the “Memoirs of a Geisha”-style dress that Perry wore for Sunday’s American Music Awards – which barely managed to contain her famed orbaliciousness.

For those of you into counting, Perry’s most recent album Teenage Dream had five No. 1 singles. The last album to do that? Michael Jackson’s Bad.

Here’s one of them, if you want to give a listen.

In light of that accomplishment, the 27-year-old Santa Barbara native was honored with a special achievement award at the AMAs – which was presented by supermodel Heidi Klum.

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Pics: Splash News

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