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Some Tea Partiers have accused us of being a little too tongue-in-cheek in our support of Delaware Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell.

We don’t get that …

We like her … even if we weren’t entirely sold on her “I’m not a witch” ad.

Our bottom line on O’Donnell is simple: She would vote the right way, and therefore we support her. The fact that she’s perky (think Renee Zellweger, but with a little more incentive to please) and wears her social conservatism on her sleeve? Swoon and double swoon, people …

Anyway, O’Donnell has found herself immersed in a mini-scandal after the website Gawker published a Philadelphia man’s account of an alleged romantic rendezvous with the candidate on Halloween night three years ago.

From the anonymous article, entitled “I Had a On-Night Stand With Christine O’Donnell:”

Things got physical on the couch pretty quickly. It wasn’t long before we’d moved from the living room to my bed.

I won’t get into the nitty gritty details of what happened between the sheets that evening. But I will say that it wasn’t half as exciting as I’d been hoping it would be. Christine was a decent kisser, but as soon as soon as her clothes came off and she was naked in my bed, Christine informed me that she was a virgin.

“You’ve got to be kidding,” I said. She didn’t explain at the time that she was a “born-again virgin.” She made it seem like she’d never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn’t very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest. I said goodnight, rolled over, and went to sleep. It was almost four o’clock in the morning. I had to get up at 6:30 to go to work.

Wow … maybe it’s just our Kay Parker obsession but we’ve never had any problem with ladies “rocking the retro” down below. Sure, it’s not our preference, but what is it they say about “ports in a storm?”

Anyway, the author – who is fourteen years younger than the Senate candidate – goes on to relate how O’Donnell contacted him repeatedly after the alleged hook-up but that he was “forced to make it clear to her that (he) wasn’t interested.” He also claims O’Donnell dated his roommate, but that they also did not have sex.

O’Donnell’s campaign railed indignantly at the news outlet that published the story … but as far as we can tell they haven’t directly denied the account.

“This story is just another example of the sexism and slander that female candidates are forced to deal with,” said O’Donnell communications director Doug Sachtleben. “From Secretary Clinton, to Governor Palin, to soon-to-be Governor Haley, Christine’s political opponents have been willing to engage in appalling and baseless attacks — all with the aim of distracting the press from covering the real issues in this race.”

Yeah … no denial there. But still … with O’Donnell trailing Democrat Chris Coons by 21 points in the latest poll, what’s the point of this?

In fact, even the liberal National Organization of Women is weighing in on the conservative O’Donnell’s side – obviously convinced that she’s sufficiently far behind in the polls.

“NOW repudiates Gawker’s decision to run this piece,” said the organization’s president Terry O’Neill. “It operates as public sexual harassment. And like all sexual harassment, it targets not only O’Donnell, but all women contemplating stepping into the public sphere.”

Oh well, here are the “drunk ladybug” pics that the man provided along with his story …

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Pics: Gawker