By FITSNews || Given the increasing likelihood that the United States of America – and the world – is headed for a “double-dip” recession, we’ve been examining our current business model in the hopes of achieving greater, um, “monetization.”
Unlike the federal government, we’re not allowed to spend money that we don’t have – and since the government keeps taking so much of our money, well, let’s just say we’re always on the lookout for ways to make an extra buck.
Fortunately, we received an email today from Mr. Rahman Khan that looks like it’s going to solve all of our problems!
Here it is …
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($12.6million) From one Account to yours nominate bank account. This money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/40 / 10% for any income expenses that will come during the transfer, if you agree to my business proposal.
please reconfirm your Full name, address and phone number so that the Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your re-tune mail.
I wait for your co-operation.
Mr. Rahman Khan.
Yes!!! We’re rich!!!
Hopefully this deal will work out better than our recent agreement with the Central Bank of Nigeria …