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It’s tough to figure out what the hell to do with your money these days.

With the Dow Jones shedding half of its value and most banks as fragile as the mental health of one of our founding editor’s ex-girlfriends, what’s an investor to do?

Our longtime advisors over at Wu-Tang Financial have long ago closed up show (RIP, ODB), which means there’s no one around to remind us to “diversify yo’ bonds, n*gga.”

Accordingly, the latest strategy we’ve come up with for safeguarding our cash (now that we’ve retreived it from Nigeria) is to put it a series of massive landfills in South Dakota, each guarded by an elite unit of highly-trained, heavily-armed squirrels.

No really … that’s our money under there.

And it’s going to stay there for the foreseeable future.