We have no idea how the photographic geniuses at Bauer-Griffin do it, but somehow they were able to snare these images of Lindsay Lohan on her Mexican lesbian getaway with DJ Sam Ronson yesterday … possibly using cameras aboard the Space Shuttle.
Seriously, people, those satellite lenses are getting better by the day! Now if we can only invent the technology that will make Sam Ronson disappear … or make Lindsay straight again.
Of course, a “Mexican lesbian getaway” sounds suspiciously like something everyone ought to do at least once.
Say it with us, people … Aye Cabana Boy!