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FITSNews – February 14, 2008 – If you’ve never seen John Landis’ 1983 classic Trading Places, then this post probably won’t make much sense to you. If you have seen it, feel free to thank us later for linking to this NSFW Jamie Lee Curtis screenshot.

Another thing that makes absolutely no sense today is the fact that our own Sic Willie received nine chocolate cupcakes with white icing and heart-shaped sprinkles this morning from his Valentine, along with a sweet card that plays Louie Armstrong’s “A Kiss To Build a Dream On” when you open it.

Although we’re sure this will be hard for some of you to believe, Sic is a real Valentine’s Day bust. In fact one year not too long ago, after going all out the previous Valentine’s Day with dinner, candles, flowers, chocolate, etc., he actually sat around the whole day waiting for his girlfriend to do something for him. When she called to complain that “all the other girls in the office have gotten flowers,” Sic responded by saying “I thought it was your turn this year.”

Smoothe …