UNDERWEAR IS CONFINING, BUT FREEDOM IS WHAT AMERICA’S ALL ABOUT, PEOPLE
FITSNews – December 7, 2007 – Today is indeed a “date which will live in infamy,” but not because our favorite popslut Linday Lohan decided to go out on the town without any underwear … again. That’s a date that will live in something else. Like Sic Willie‘s pants, for example.
Of course, it’s also a profound statement on the resilience of democracy in a perilous and unpredictible New World Order. After all, isn’t shedding the forces that seek to restrain us what freedom is all about?
God bless you, Lindsay. And God bless America. There ain’t no doubt we love this land …