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coastal conservationists


FITSNews – December 4, 2007 – We’ve always tended to lean green on conservation issues here at FITSNews. Much like South Carolina’s sh*tty economy, sh*tty public schools, sh*tty health care system and sh*tty state government, we recognize that the environmental challenges we face here in South Carolina are deathly serious … and how we address them will have a huge impact on both our bottom line and our quality of life.

That’s why it’s so disappointing that South Carolina’s leading environmental group has chosen to, um, “advance” its cause via THIS VIDEO, which is quite possibly the worst thing we’ve ever seen in our lives.

Seriously, if you can stomach the over-the-top, no-plot, atonal nightmare that is “Global Warming Guy” without slitting your wrists or setting fire to yourself, then bravo to you, good sir or madam.

In fact, we actually just received a threatening e-mail from our laptop computer saying it was going to put a spear through our hearts if we ever played this video again.