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FITSNews – November 21, 2007 – If education spending plans were celebrity asses, then Sen. Barack Obama‘s recently-announced proposal would be the ass of Kim Kardashian. Seriously, we’ve stuck up for Yo-Bama repeatedly in the past (editor’s note: it was the only way “Obama Girl” would put out for Sic Willie), but WTF? When did “let’s give another $18 billion to a bunch of incompetent educrat bumpkins in ass-backward South Carolina” suddenly become a smart investment?

Seriously, Obama could set all that money on fire or use it as really expensive toilet paper and end up with better results than handing it over to these ass clowns. They’re certainly deft at public relations, but their skill with the media is nothing compared to their ability to take gobs of your money and do absolutely jack sh*t with it.

Obama also praised South Carolina’s, um, “accountability,” which is basically an expensive annual reminder of just how sh*tty our public schools continue to be.

Of course, God forbid anybody criticize these hypocrites for their abysmal failure (or maybe take a fraction of the colossal waste they’re incurring and give it to parents for a change) because lest we forget, they’re all “for the children” and anybody who dares to question their monopolistic racket is obviously “not fromma ’round dese parts.”