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Oprah Toes

WELL, IT COULD BE A REALLY BIG BUNYON

FITSNews – May 16, 2007 – Our friends over at TMZ, Tyler Durden and Splash News Online are all having a field day today because Oprah Winfrey … let’s see if there’s a nice way to say this … um, apparently has six toes. Either that or she’s got a bunyon the size of which this country hasn’t seen since I’m Gonna Git You, Sucka came out like nineteen years ago.

Seriously – that thing had its own heartbeat, people. And we remain scarred for life after seeing it.

No word yet on whether Winfrey plans on having that thing lopped off or not, but until she does we don’t see anybody rubbing her feet anytime soon – no matter now many gazillion dollars she may have.