By FITSNews || From the "it takes one to know one" (or "it takes one to vote for one") file, here we have S.C. First Congressional District candidate Carroll A. "Tumpy" Campbell posing with a kindred spirit/ intellect at a recent St. Patrick's Day parade in North Myrtle Beach, S.C. The funniest thing
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Campbell Child Support Questioned
By FITSNews || For those of you who've never had the distinct displeasure of making his acquaintance, former Columbia, S.C. lobbyist (and current First Congressional District candidate) Carroll A. "Tumpy" Campbell III is quite possibly the dimmest bulb to ever run for public office in South Carolina. Not
Read story »Scott “85 Percent” Settled On Congressional Bid
By FITSNews || S.C. Rep. Tim Scott - the lone African-American Republican at the S.C. State House - is "eighty-five percent" certain that he will mount a bid to become the lone African-American Republican in the U.S. House of Representatives. Multiple sources have confirmed to FITS that Scott is leaning
Read story »RINO Morons Argue Over “Merry Christmas”
Without question, the two biggest morons running for public office in South Carolina right now are U.S. Rep. Henry Brown and his "Republican" primary opponent, Carroll A. Campbell III - a.k.a. the two "retarded RINOs" running in 2010 for the first congressional district. This is the ultimate RINO
Read story »“Tump Tump:” Handle With Care
We really should have seen it coming ... after all, how else would a self-important "redneck aristocrat" whose sole claim to fame is "who his daddy is" approach running for the U.S. Congress - one of many positions for which he is woefully unqualified? Yeah ... "Fragile: Handle With Care." Of course,
Read story »Stupid Is As “Tumpy” Does
Life's dilemmas don't always have clear answers ... sometimes you've got to go with your gut, make a tough choice, and be willing to take the good with the bad. For example, it pains us to the core to have to "show some love" to former La Socialista (a.k.a. The State newspaper) editorial page editor
Read story »Dems “Gay-dar” Lady Not Running
Democratic activist Linda Ketner - who came within four points of knocking off "Republican" Congressman Henry Brown last year - will not run for the U.S. House again in 2010. Ketner sent an e-mail to her supporters earlier this week announcing her decision, which means that the door is now open for S.C.
Read story »“Tump-Tump?”
If the only reason - and we mean the only reason - that anybody would ever vote for you had to do with your name, why would you ever want to mess that up? Seriously, "Carroll A. Campbell III" may have a whiff of Simpsonville to it, but in South Carolina it passes for distinguished - plus it's got
Read story »Congress: So Easy Even A “Tumpy” Could Do It
Carroll A. "Tumpy" Campbell III - who has staked his limited career on being the son of a former governor - announced his intention to run for South Carolina's First Congressional District earlier this week. The announcement comes amid rumors that current U.S. Rep. Henry Brown - who has held the seat
Read story »The General And “Tumpy,” Too
They might not be the reigning mens' doubles champions, but two South Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidates are members of a controversial "whites only" country club that continues to make national headlines as GOP officials across the country deal with the growing perception that they have a
Read story »“Tumpy” Campbell: A Legend In His Own Mind
There's an old expression about an apple "not falling far from the tree," but in the case of Carroll A. "Tumpy" Campbell III, it frankly doesn't apply. Not only that, we're not even sure that the distance between Tumpy's apple and the tree of his late father - former S.C. governor Carroll A. Campbell,
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