PATRIOTS’ STAR IS NEW CAREER PLAYOFF WINS LEADER
This website has done its worst to mock New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady in the past – and with good reason. As lifelong fans of the Indianapolis Colts, Brady has been our nemesis for the last dozen years (although our man crush Peyton Manning did get the [...]
Pulling For Tom Brady
Gisele: Catch The Damn Ball
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen – wife of New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady – had some harsh words for her husband’s teammates following their loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI.
“My husband can not f*cking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time,” Bundchen said after the game while being [...]
Tom Brady: Poor “Poopie”
As lifelong Indianapolis Colts fans, it’s in our DNA to hate Tom Brady. He’s a pretty boy … and we have long reveled in mocking him and his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen (referring to him derisively as “Poopie“).
So … naturally we savored the defeat of Brady’s New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, right? Especially [...]
The Atlanta Falcons Need To STFU Already
Several members of the Atlanta Falcons football team are upset that New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees went for the single-season NFL passing record against them on Monday night – even though he had another game remaining to set the mark.
Brees led the Saints on a 6-play, 33-yard touchdown drive that began with 5:08 seconds [...]
Gisele Bundchen Is Playoff Kryptonite
The lovely Gisele Bundchen (a.k.a. Mrs. Tom Brady) can certainly fill out a bikini, but she’s not helping her husband fill New England’s trophy case …
Consider these numbers: From 2001-2007, Brady led the Patriots to fourteen playoff victories (including three Super Bowl wins). In the two years since Bundchen and Brady were married, however, New [...]
The “Post” – 1/20/2011
Reaction to S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s first “State of the State” address continued to pour in on Thursday, dominating the Palmetto news cycle.
Haley’s first major policy address has been generally well-received by state lawmakers, political insiders and the mainstream media – although we found it to sorely lacking in new ideas. In fact, we described [...]
Gisele Is Mad Max
Here’s Gisele Bundchen (a.k.a. Mrs. Tom Brady) in some sort of post-apocalyptic Mad Max photo shoot for Spain’s DT Magazine.
Nice, huh? Somebody cue Aunty Entity (a.k.a. Tina Turner) …
Oh … speaking of excellent post-apocalyptic flics, if you haven’t seen Denzel Washington in The Book Of Eli yet, check it out … and no, that’s not [...]
Saints Alive (Barely), Etc.
The New Orleans Saints began their Super Bowl defense on Thursday night against Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings – the same team that basically handed them a victory in last year’s NFC Championship game.
Before a packed house of 70,051 at the Superdome, New Orleans eked out an ugly 14-9 win that left many doubting [...]
Brady In Car Crash (Updated)
New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady – who has led his team to three Super Bowl championships – was involved in a two-car accident early Thursday morning near his home in the Back Bay area of Boston.
The accident occurred when Brady’s Audi sports sedan was struck at an intersection by a maroon Plymouth minivan.
According to [...]
“Poopie,” Patriots Still Imploding
By FITSNews || We were strolling through the lobby of a low-rent motel in the Redneck Riviera last weekend when we noticed a rather large gentleman decked out in Indianapolis Colts’ attire.
Was it Sic Willie?
No. But now that you mention it … we actually noticed two rather large gentlemen decked out in Colts’ attire.
Anyway, while [...]
The Greatest Athlete Of The Decade
Tiger Woods has already been named the AP’s “Athlete of the Decade,” which we happen to think was a well-deserved honor in spite of his recent attempts to unseat Wilt Chamberlain as the “Athletic Pimp of the Century.”
Still, we would have given the nod to Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning … something that has nothing [...]
