By FITSNews || If you're a cocaine addict with a "shrimping" fetish, then today is the greatest day of your life. If not, then it's just the latest example of unexplained (and perhaps unexplainable) behavior from troubled 23-year-old popslut Lindsay Lohan. The former Mean Girls star was photographed
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Liz Lemon: The Best Ten Minutes You’ll Spend All Day
By FITSNews ||We heart Liz Lemon, people. Sure, if we were contemplating a week-long liquor-soaked chain-smoking pot-laced shroom-filled coke-rompin' orgy on a deserted tropical island we'd take Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox (both of them) instead, but Liz Lemon is the kind of woman you'd want to come
Read story »No Liz Lemon Tonight
As much as we lust after the mind and body of Liz Lemon, we cannot in good conscience tune into 30 Rock this week - or any of the shows included in NBC's Thursday night lineup. Why not? Because we prefer to take our mindless entertainment without an accompanying environmental lecture. Nonetheless,
Read story »Yay, Tennis!
The 2009 U.S. Open tennis tournament officially gets underway Monday, and in keeping with our whole "imbalanced" approach to covering things we are choosing to ignore actor Alec Baldwin's endorsement of the tournament's various "Green Initiatives." And yes, you are welcome for that. Seriously ...
Read story »Tina Fey, Other Celebs Make Bank
Actress Tina Fey made $4.6 million in 2008 - which is nearly twice what Britney Spears made - but nowhere near what Tiger Woods ($110 million), Alex Rodriguez ($34 million), Rush Limbaugh ($38 million) or Jay-Z ($82 million) made last year. It's also $1 million less than 19-year-old Taylor Swift made
Read story »McCain On SNL
Two weeks after his vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin made a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live, GOP presidential nominee John McCain and his wife Cindy stopped by the show last night, with McCain poking fun at his maverick status and his campaign's lack of money. "I'm a true Maverick,"
Read story »Palin, Palin
Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's guest appearance boosted Saturday Night Live to its best ratings in over a decade last night, even though our founding editor's fantasy of her making out with Tina Fey never transpired ... well except for that moment during the show when we briefly dozed
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