For a second there we thought that was MacGyver. Or Derek Zoolander (Blue Steel?). Or a model from one of those overpriced catalogs trying to sell us a tweed jacket … (or shampoo).
But alas, that pouting pose-striker is none other than former S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer – who for reasons surpassing understanding is being [...]
Strike A Pose, Andre
On Naming Stuff …
Recently, we criticized a proposal by a pair of S.C. RINO Senators to provide free college tuition to the children of active duty purple heart recipients.
(Yeah … we’re jerks like that when it comes to protecting your money).
Anyway, in related “military decoration news” we wanted to pass along an idea that one of our loyal [...]
Bauer “Sexchange”
This is wrong … very wrong. And we know it …
Of course there’s a flip side to that coin …
If politicians in South Carolina are going to continue using tax dollars and shady backroom deals to glorify themselves (while sticking us with a sluggish economy, sky-high unemployment and declining income levels) then we’re going to [...]
Don’t Worry, It’s Not A Stray
By FITSNews || In an election full of affair allegations, polygraph examinations and over-the-top ethnic slurs, props to the Spartanburg Herald-Journal for capturing some garden variety political cheeziness courtesy of Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer – who has always been a magnet for such ridiculousness.
And while that’s clearly no Beverly Hills Chihuahua, we’re guessing it’s not a stray [...]
Bauer Passes Polygraph Exam
By FITSNews || We’ve always been told that you can fool a polygraph machine by simply wiggling your toes when you’re lying, but for what it’s worth S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer has reportedly passed a polygraph examination regarding his role – or apparently non-role - in the recent allegations of infidelity leveled against S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley.
Bauer [...]
Bad Omen For Andre?
By FITSNews || As far as we can tell, S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer’s gubernatorial campaign is peaking at the right time, benefiting from some sound financial management as well as the fallout from the candidate’s recent “Bulworth” moment.
He’s also got a decent commercial up on the air, and enough money to stay competitive with [...]
Strays: Stop Feeding SC Politicians
By FITSNews || Stray animals across the state of South Carolina banded together on Wednesday, demanding that Palmetto State taxpayers stop feeding their useless politicians.
“Grrrrrr,” they said. “Grrrrrrrrrrr.”
If only we could heed that advice … and do so while simultaneously avoiding jail time for tax evasion.
Anyway, the strays’ press conference was held in response to [...]
Someday, The Mountains Might Git ‘Em …
We’re pretty sure that S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford and Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer were not at all what country music legend Waylon Jennings had in mind when he composed his hit theme to the Dukes of Hazzard …
But South Carolina is a poor, uneducated man’s Hazzard County, and it’s obvious at this point that both [...]
SCGOP Apologizer Of The Year
With South Carolina GOP leaders embarrassing themselves (and apologizing) on an almost daily basis this summer, we figured it was time to get a sense of who was giving the best mea culpa …
For those of you educated in one of South Carolina’s failing schools, mea culpa means “my fault” or “my own fault.”
So … [...]
Miles’ Scams Still Going …
A friend of ours in Myrtle Beach, S.C. recently forwarded us a classified ad that appeared in the local newspaper, The Sun News.
“Secretary of State endorses Home-Based Business Opportunity,” the headline reads, although if you scroll down a bit in the advertisement you’ll discover that this so-called job promising “unlimited residual income” is actually referring [...]
Bauer Owns Property In Fourth District
Rumors of S.C. Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer running for the Fourth District U.S. Congressional seat picked up considerable steam Wednesday with the announcement of his “limited time only” offer to forgo a gubernatorial bid in 2010 – assuming S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford resigns from his office.
Of course to run for a Congressional District, you need [...]
