PATRIOTS’ STAR IS NEW CAREER PLAYOFF WINS LEADER
This website has done its worst to mock New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady in the past – and with good reason. As lifelong fans of the Indianapolis Colts, Brady has been our nemesis for the last dozen years (although our man crush Peyton Manning did get the [...]
Pulling For Tom Brady
Tom Brady: Poor “Poopie”
As lifelong Indianapolis Colts fans, it’s in our DNA to hate Tom Brady. He’s a pretty boy … and we have long reveled in mocking him and his supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen (referring to him derisively as “Poopie“).
So … naturally we savored the defeat of Brady’s New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, right? Especially [...]
Jesus Loves Tim Tebow Back!
Denver Broncos’ quarterback Tim Tebow threw an 80-yard touchdown strike to wide receiver Demaryius Thomas on the first play of overtime to win his first playoff game and send the six-time Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers packing.
Tebow completed 10 of 21 passes for a career-high 316 yards and two touchdowns. He also ran 10 times [...]
Gisele Bundchen Is Playoff Kryptonite
The lovely Gisele Bundchen (a.k.a. Mrs. Tom Brady) can certainly fill out a bikini, but she’s not helping her husband fill New England’s trophy case …
Consider these numbers: From 2001-2007, Brady led the Patriots to fourteen playoff victories (including three Super Bowl wins). In the two years since Bundchen and Brady were married, however, New [...]
Vikes’ Waive Moss
Less than a month after he was obtained from the New England Patriots in exchange for a third-round pick in next year’s draft, wide receiver Randy Moss’ homecoming with the Minnesota Vikings is over.
The Vikings waived Moss on Monday, less than 24 hours after he held a bizarre post-game news conference in which he professed [...]
Moss To Minnesota
Two days after being involved in a locker room “outburst,” disgruntled New England Patriots’ wide receiver Randy Moss has been traded to the Minnesota Vikings.
Moss – who was upset over the Patriots’ refusal to give him a long-term contract – was reportedly involved in a “heated exchange” with quarterback coach Bill O’Brien during halftime of [...]
Would You Harrass That?
The New York Jets – darlings of the reality TV world and self-anointed “soon to be champs” – are 0-1 on the young 2010 season after turning in a sloppy and uninspired performance against the Baltimore Ravens Monday night.
Of course the Jets’ abysmal offensive showing (six first downs, 176 total yards, 1-for-11 on third downs) [...]
Brady In Car Crash (Updated)
New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady – who has led his team to three Super Bowl championships – was involved in a two-car accident early Thursday morning near his home in the Back Bay area of Boston.
The accident occurred when Brady’s Audi sports sedan was struck at an intersection by a maroon Plymouth minivan.
According to [...]
“Poopie,” Patriots Still Imploding
By FITSNews || We were strolling through the lobby of a low-rent motel in the Redneck Riviera last weekend when we noticed a rather large gentleman decked out in Indianapolis Colts’ attire.
Was it Sic Willie?
No. But now that you mention it … we actually noticed two rather large gentlemen decked out in Colts’ attire.
Anyway, while [...]
NFL Power Rankings Are Here
Retro-threaded Tom Brady and the New England Patriots are back … but they’ll have to go through Ben Roethlisberger and the defending champion Pittsburgh Steelers if they want to reassert their dominance of the National Football League.
At least that’s the skinny from the latest NFL power rankings released by ESPN, FOX and CBS.
In their rankings, [...]
“Poopie” Is Recovering Super-Nicely
New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady (a.k.a. “Poopie,” a.k.a. “Stetson,” a.k.a. “Sensitive Quarterback Man”) is recovering at superhuman speed from a brutal knee injury that cost him the entire 2008 season.
Brady tore both his anterior cruciate and medial collateral ligaments when he was sacked by Kansas City Chiefs’ safety Bernard Pollard midway through the first quarter [...]
Steelers Win A Super Show
For the second year in a row, the Super Bowl came down to a game-winning touchdown in the final minute, as Pittsburgh Steelers’ wide receiver Santonio Holmes caught a miraculous 6-yard touchdown pass from quarterback Ben Roethlisberger with 35 seconds left on the clock to defeat the upstart Arizona Cardinals.
If 35 seconds sounds familiar, that’s [...]
