An intoxicated S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley tripped and fell down several steps mere hours after her husband left for a year-long deployment to Afghanistan, multiple sources have confirmed to FITS.
No word yet whether the governor was wearing her trademark boots when the fall took place – but we’re working on that intel (our guess is those [...]
Nikki Haley Got Drunk, Fell Down
SCGOP Cybersquatting “Vince Sheheen”
A funny thing happens if you go to the website VinceSheheen.com …
Instead of information about the recently announced South Carolina Democratic gubernatorial candidate,Vincent Sheheen (info you can find on VincentSheheen.com, by the way), “VinceSheheen.com” takes readers to a page on the S.C. “Republican” Party website.
Wait … what? Why is the domain name for a Democrat taking [...]
Nikki Haley’s Hooker Boots Are Back!
S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley busted out her hooker boots for another interview with a male member of the Palmetto State’s mainstream media – all while her husband is busy playing pretend soldier over in Afghanistan.
And once again her press secretary was there to capture just the right angle … which is a little weird if you [...]
The Wire: 1/28/2013
Welcome to the wire!
Today is the official close of filing in the South Carolina first congressional district (thank God). In other words if you’d like to join the eleventy kabillion people who are seeking the seat vacated earlier this year by newly appointed U.S. Sen. Tim Scott, you’d better get crackin’.
In other state news the [...]
Letter: In Defense Of Michael Haley
FIRST GENTLEMAN’S SERVICE DESERVES OUR RESPECT
Dear Editor,
Hello, I’m writing this piece in response to the “Letter: Michael Haley’s Convenient Deployment” article posted anonymously by someone who referred to themselves as Consultant. First I’d like to say that I don’t question the patriotism of the writer of this article, but will take their thoughts as an [...]
Letter: Michael Haley’s Convenient Deployment
FIRST GENTLEMAN’S OVERSEAS GIG EMPOWERS HIS WIFE POLITICALLY
Dear Editor,
I know you are as sick of the Michael Haley going overseas thing as I am. But his deployment to Afghanistan is a touchy subject as I have found out – you get accused of being non-patriotic if you criticize it. Nikki Haley got Michael the job [...]
The Wire: 12/13/2012
TIPS, COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS FROM FITS READERS
Welcome to “The Wire,” our pseudo-daily effort to respond to the barrage of info we receive on a daily basis here at FITSNews …
What’s in the news today? The ongoing suspense regarding S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley’s appointment of an interim replacement for the Senate seat being vacated by Jim [...]
Nikki Haley: Unprecedented Nepotism
“FIRST DAUGHTER’S” SUMMER JOB WAS FIRST TAXPAYER POSITION GIVEN TO A 14-YEAR-OLD IN YEARS
Looks like the summer job that S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley got for her daughter at the S.C. State House gift shop wasn’t quite as “normal” as the governor’s office would have you believe …
In fact Haley’s daughter, Rena, was the only 14-year-old to [...]
Nikki (And Michael) Haley’s Japanese Vacation
GOVERNOR, ENTOURAGE HEAD FOR THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN
Because her two European vacations have worked out so well for our state’s economy, S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley will lead a 40-person South Carolina delegation on a three-day “economic development” mission to Japan next week.
The governor will be joined on this latest trip by her husband [...]
Michael Haley Meets The Tigers
BRAVEHEART AND HIS KITTIES …
S.C. First Gentleman Michael Haley – who is about to spend a year “in the rear with the gear” in Afghanistan – got to spend some time with the No. 14 (cough) Clemson University football team this week.
Haley – a “diversity officer” with the S.C. National Guard – appeared in combat [...]
Michael Haley: “In The Rear With The Gear”
GOVERNOR’S HUSBAND HEADING TO AFGHANISTAN FOR A ONE-YEAR DEPLOYMENT
S.C. First Gentleman Michael Haley – a “diversity officer” with the S.C. National Guard – has received orders to deploy to Afghanistan for roughly one year beginning in January 2013.
No word yet on whether Haley requested the deployment or what other “technicians” are being deployed with him. [...]







