OUR FAITH IN AMERICA: OFFICIALLY RESTORED
We’ll be honest: We needed Kate Upton today. In the worst possible way.
The world has gone a little crazy, people. A lot crazy in fact. The economy remains in limbo, and our government is printing money it doesn’t have to borrow money it doesn’t have to spend money it doesn’t [...]
Kate Upton Is Just In Time
Kate Upton Schlägt Eine Haltung
… NOTHING TO IT
Earlier this month 20-year-old Michigan hottie Kate Upton joined Mila Kunis as the newest addition to our founding editor’s “Top Five Hotties” list, (replacing Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie, respectively).
Why is this important? Because we are the global arbiter of what is and isn’t attractive, people … that’s why.
Anyway, Upton reminded us of why [...]
Obama For President
… OR SO SAYS CLAUDIA ROMANI
We absolutely positively hate it when celebrities weigh in on politics … although Italian-American model Claudia Romani’s endorsement isn’t as grating as most.
And let’s face it, while we’re not fans of Barack Obama – or GOP nominee Mitt Romney for that matter – we’re all about freedom of expression around [...]
Mila Kunis: No Argument
“SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE” LATEST EDITION TO OUR TOP FIVE HOTTIES LIST
Earlier this month Esquire named actress Mila Kunis as its “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2012, but we’re pretty sure that’s not the honor the actress was coveting …
The real prize? Kunis, 29, is one of two new members of our founding editor’s famous “top five” [...]
Kate Upton: Almost There
MICHIGAN HOTTIE IS SIZZLING … AGAIN
For those of you unfamiliar with our founding editor’s top five all-time hotties list, it’s a veritable “Mothers I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” smorgasbord. Since May 2011, the list has consisted of Gwen Stefani (42), Charlize Theron (37), Angelina Jolie (37), Halle Berry (46) and Salma Hayek (45).
The older the berry the sweeter the juice, right? ”That’s what Smokey said …”
Anyway, our [...]
Kate Upton Sizzles
CHECK OUT HER GQ SUMMER SHOOT
To all of you upset over our decision to feature Octomom and her new porno flic last week, consider this our way of making it up to you …
“American Bombshell” Kate Upton – who celebrated her 20th birthday on June 10 – teamed up with GQ and celebrated photographer Terry [...]
Kate Upton, The Canvas
We don’t know much about photographer Terry Richardson other than he takes artsy pictures of Lindsay Lohan (here and here).
And now Kate Upton …
The 19-year-old bombshell recently paid a visit to Richardson’s studios … which resulted in her not only being artsy but also prancing around in a string bikini (a.k.a. her day job).
God bless [...]
Rihanna!
Last May this website bumped Rihanna from our founding editor’s “top five hotties” list – a move the 24-year-old Barbadian no doubt remains completely unaware of.
Why? Because we’re pretty much irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, that’s why …
Anyway, the original “Good Girl Gone Bad” was vacationing in Hawaii recently when she decided to [...]
Holy Kate Upton!
Because we speak Italian and roll with all sorts of artsy fartsy types, it’s only natural that Muse Magazine is on our daily webroll. Err, okay we’re lying … we subscribe to a “Kate Upton Nude” Google alert, which this Milan-based publication has officially set a-clanging.
So … does the Sports Illustrated/ Beach Bunny hottie really [...]
The Beach Bunny Is Back
We’re so excited about the new Beach Bunny line of swimwear we can barely stand it …
Seriously … the lacy frills, metallic string hip accents, jeweled adornments and see-thru sarongs … it’s like Christmas for fashionistas like us.
Oh and Kate Upton ain’t bad, either …
Upton, 19, has been on our radar a couple of times [...]
Mind Your Months
Thirty days has September … April, June and November … all the rest have thirty-one except February, which is …
Yeah, we’ve never been able to complete that rhyme either.
Anyway, for those of you who’d like to try, today is your lucky day. The 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar is out, and it includes hotties like [...]
Kate Upton: Beach Bunny
The approaching end of summer is indeed a mournful time for us here at FITS, although we take comfort in the fact that it’s always summer someplace … sort of like it’s always five o’clock somewhere.
In keeping with that spirit, here’s the uber-bouncy Kate Upton showing off a new line of swimsuits from Beach Bunny [...]
