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Sic Willie: SC’s “Ace Boon Coon”

sic willie ace boon coon

A few years ago, when this website was just beginning to be noticed by the local mainstream press, our founding editor made an audacious statement ... "I drive the debate in this state," Will Folks (a.k.a. "Sic Willie") told a local television reporter in 2009. Apparently Sic's megalomania has

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Thread The Comment

threaded comments

We're probably a few months away from rolling out an upgraded version of FITS, but in the meantime we're trying to do our best to respond to various suggestions regarding ways we could improve our website. One of those ideas? Threaded comments. For those of you unfamiliar with how threaded comments

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Two Recommendations

two recommendations

These two places aren't paying us money to pimp them out, although it's safe to say that our founding editor will be angling for some freebies in the very near future. Kidding, kidding ... look, we're clearly not on top of Columbia, S.C. food and culture like our girl The Shop Tart (hollaback, hottie),

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Nikki Haley’s Feeling Froggy

nikki haley feeling froggy

A high-ranking staffer in S.C. Gov. Nikki Haley's office recently called the head of a national advocacy group and demanded that the organization's web advertisement be pulled from FITS. Informed that the group was merely running a "Google Ad" (i.e. a web advertisement that is routed to various internet

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Letter: “Angel Of Southern Justice” Coming For FITS

confederate grim reaper

Dear Editor, FITSNews.com is as promised "Unfair and Imbalanced." I doubt that there is a true native of South Carolina amongst your insidious klavern - you do NOT express our SC values. As far as "sick willie" is concerned, any man that f*cks a woman and then violates her womanhood by shouting

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Pardon The Interrupted Posting

sic and the kids

Our sincerest apologies to FITS fans who may have noticed some sporadic to non-existent posting on the website over the last 24 hours. As our Twitter followers and Facebook friends found out yesterday, FITS founding editor Will Folks (a.k.a. "Sic Willie") has his hands fuller than normal at the moment. That's

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It Runs In The Family

baby jo blogging

Courtesy of the lovely Mrs. Sic Willie, here's the incredibly cute (but frequently downright demonic) Johanna Elyse Folks doing her best imitation of "daddy work." To answer a few questions, yes ... that's her little "laptop" computer (which unlike other South Carolinians she has already learned to

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Letter: On Wingo Story

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RE: Source: Wingo Didn't Take His SAT Exam Dear Editor, Just to give you my two cents worth on your articles. The name is Daryl Gardner from Irmo just so you will know - retired firefighter from Camden S.C. I am a Gamecock fan but I still know things are not always what they seem. The problem

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Giving Them “FITS”

giving them fits

Nothing (well ... other than fantasizing about women with freckles) gives our founding editor more pleasure than driving South Carolina elected officials bonkers. Particularly the dumb ones ... of which we can assure you there are plenty in this ass-backward banana republic of a state. Take the

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Our Sort Of Perp

holmes booking photo

Meet Mary Elizabeth Holmes. She's twenty years old, and she lives in Duncan, S.C. Earlier this month, she was arrested for strong arm robbery after allegedly breaking into a couple's apartment and, well ... beating the crap out of them. "An incident report said that (the male resident), who was

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Sic: “I Am The Walrus”

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And then there was one ... In the latest testament to our obliteration of anything resembling "competition," FITSNews was the only South Carolina-based political website named to The Washington Post's 2011 list of best political blogs. That's a pretty powerful perch - particularly in light of the

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Back July 17 …

back july 17

FITSNews will be off the air until July 17. Don't worry ... we're not pulling a "News of the World" and shutting down completely (sorry to disappoint). Our founding editor Will Folks (a.k.a. Sic Willie) just needs a little time off to recharge his batteries - and capture his eleventy kabillionth consecutive

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