RE: Is Rick Perry Gay?
Dear Editor,
You know… of all the useful things you could use a website for, this one is a paragon of waste, stupidity, and pathetic uselessness. You identify as conservatives? Bullshit! You are liars. Conservatives do useful things.
“Is Rick Perry Gay?…” What the fuck are you doing you idiots!!!!!
If you are really [...]
Letter: FITS Is Useless
Sic Willie: SC’s “Ace Boon Coon”
A few years ago, when this website was just beginning to be noticed by the local mainstream press, our founding editor made an audacious statement …
“I drive the debate in this state,” Will Folks (a.k.a. “Sic Willie”) told a local television reporter in 2009.
Apparently Sic’s megalomania has grown larger and less couth in the intervening [...]
Happy Halloween!
Here’s our founding editor’s little girl wishing you a Happy Halloween on behalf of all of us here at FITS. We hope you get lots of candy and please remember, we will gladly abandon whatever journalistic integrity we have in exchange for Reece’s peanut butter cups.
Okay who are we kidding … we’re not journalists … [...]
We Got Your News
In case you missed our big announcement last week, FITS is now publishing press releases, statements, media advisories, submitted photos, event notices, email blasts and other communications sent to us directly from Palmetto politicians, candidates, agencies and organizations.
You can access this information on our recently-updated News and Events page.
If you want to submit an item [...]
The Rolls-Royce Is Coming …
By FITSNews || Believe it or not, nearly a year has passed since FITS underwent its most recent “face lift.”
In the new media business, that’s an eternity – even longer when you consider the fact that our founding editor suffers from multiple personalities, attention deficit disorder and chronic “look-at-me” syndrome (not to mention an itching [...]
Support The “FITS FOIA Fund”
By FITSNews || As this little website has grown over the last three years, so has the target on our backs …
In fact, it seems that every time we turn around there’s a new effort to attack us, undermine our founding editor or in some way diminish this website’s “credibility,” which is funny considering we’ve [...]
A. Citizen: When “Cost-Cutting” Goes Wrong
By A. Citizen || If you rely on one of the Southeast’s most worthless newspapers to keep up with the times, you wouldn’t know that our dear friends in the S.C. House of Representatives just approved three weeks of furlough time for themselves as a “cost-cutting measure.”
Of course, if you live in Rock Hill, Charleston [...]
What Does FITS Stand For?
By FITSNews || We get asked this question a lot by our new readers, and so every once in awhile we like to provide the answer … even though it drives our long-time (notice we didn’t say “old”) readers nuts.
Who does No. 2 work for?
No … that’s not the question. And for the record, Sic [...]
Free Willie!
We always get a good chuckle when people refer to FITS as a “porn site,” but let’s face it, on the extremely well-traveled road to XXX action on the internet, FITS is occasionally a “half x” (and a little “half x,” at that).
Plus, real porn sites require things like passwords and your credit card information [...]
Channel Zero …
No, FITS hasn’t been hacked … at least not that we know of … but on this final day of 2009 we are turning your dial to “Channel Zero” as our founding editor (sequestered at an undisclosed location) attempts to hammer out the final edits to his Palmetto Power 100 list.
Intense, huh?
Will it get done [...]
Channel Zero …
No, FITS hasn’t been hacked … at least not that we know of … but on this final day of 2009 we are turning your dial to “Channel Zero” as our founding editor (sequestered at an undisclosed location) attempts to hammer out the final edits to his Palmetto Power 100 list.
Intense, huh?
Will it get done [...]
Channel Zero …
No, FITS hasn’t been hacked … at least not that we know of … but on this final day of 2009 we are turning your dial to “Channel Zero” as our founding editor (sequestered at an undisclosed location) attempts to hammer out the final edits to his Palmetto Power 100 list.
Intense, huh?
Will it get done [...]







