Politics, Sports and Pop Culture
South Carolina hasn’t exactly shone on the national stage when it comes to our homegrown beauty queens – unless of course you count the 2007 unearthing of a global map-stealing conspiracy perpetrated by “The Iraq.”
Take a look …
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Yeah … and that dim bulb came from one of the Palmetto State’s best government-run school districts, people.
Anyway, [...]
AND DID SOMEBODY STEAL HER MAPS?
We don’t (cough) watch beauty pageants (cough, cough) but we would be remiss if we didn’t commend this week’s Miss Universe event to our readers.
Why? Well it’s not because Miss USA Olivia Culpa emerged victorious (jeez … we hate in when socialist countries win these things). No, the reason is [...]
Remember that South Carolina beauty queen who unearthed a global map-stealing conspiracy? The rest of world may have mocked her, but here at FITS we knew she was onto something.
What was her name again? Oh right … it was “Caitlin.” From Lexington, S.C.
Caitlin from Lexington, everybody.
Anyway, FOX News has now fallen victim to the infamous [...]
Every herd has one … a zebra that consistently falls behind the pack and becomes easy prey for lions, tigers, cheetahs and other predators.
And while South Carolina obviously has more than its fair share of “Slow Zebras,” we’ve picked eight of the very slowest to do battle against one another.
Think of it as “Survivor” for [...]
NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM “MOONBEAM”
FITSNews – July 14, 2008 – It turns out S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford isn’t being vetted for the Vice Presidency after all … which is only surprising to those of you who weren’t reading our little website back in February. Anyway, after the governor’s shaky appearance on [...]
