Megan Fox Speaks In Tongues?

ACTRESS FLUENT IN “THE LANGUAGE THAT’S SPOKEN IN HEAVEN”
Other than acknowledging her uber-hotness, we’ve never known whether Megan Fox was “all there …”
We knew she had to be a little bit nuts for dating that 90210 guy, but until recently we had no idea just how bat shit crazy this 26-year-old Oak Ridge, Tennessee native [...]

How The Megan Has Fallen

After briefly flirting with a spot in our founding editor’s top five hotties list (which is currently comprised of Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Charlize Theron and Rihanna), actress Megan Fox has recently taken a dip into “we wouldn’t kick her out of bed or anything” territory.
Ouch …
We don’t get it, either, because as [...]

Foxy Lady?

We wouldn’t kick her out of bed or anything but we honestly can’t think of a Hollywood hottie who ascended … and then descended … the stairway to our hearts faster (both times) than Megan Fox.
Sure she’s still one of the hottest women on the planet … but ehhh. We’re really getting close to being [...]

Why Does This Keep Happening, Megan Fox?

We just checked with our founding editor, who consulted with his “junk,” and the consensus is that Megan Fox – a.k.a. the hottest woman alive – is still single.
Which yeah … swoon. And swoon. And swoon some more.
So if Fox is single – as she reiterated to a global audience last week – then why [...]

O Glorious Day

In news that could cause a crisis in our founding editor’s marriage – and his pants – Megan Fox is single again.
The woman who has replaced Angelina Jolie in many male minds (ahem, up here) as the hottest babe on the planet is no longer engaged to marry former 90210 “star” Brian Austin Green.
From US [...]

Huh?

In a recent poll taken in our founding editor’s pants, Megan Fox had pretty much overtaken Angelina Jolie for the “Hollywood’s hottest” crown.
Of course, it wasn’t so much a “poll” as it was a lesbian fantasy, and Megan hadn’t so much “overtaken” Angelina as she was in the process of nude wrestling her for the [...]