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What A Weak Bench

What A Weak Bench

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

It sounds a lot like one of those Jeff Foxworthy “redneck” jokes, but let’s face it … when a guy named “Tumpy” thinks he sees an opening in your state’s gubernatorial race … you’re next governor just might be a redneck. Anyway, such is the dilemma faced by South Carolinians,

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Happy Belated World Toilet Day!

Happy Belated World Toilet Day!

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Some of our critics will say there’s some irony in the fact that we missed “World Toilet Day” yesterday. We don’t see that irony, but whatever. Oh wait … we got it. Anyway,

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America

The Big Three Got Owned

The Big Three Got Owned

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Yesterday was a bad day to go to Washington with your hat in your hand begging for a multi-billion dollar bailout … particularly if your preferred method of transportation was a luxurious private

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Good Stuff

Hugh Jackman World’s Sexiest (Easy, Ladies)

Hugh Jackman World’s Sexiest (Easy, Ladies)

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Just two days after his epic film Australia premiered to rave reviews and Oscar buzz in his native Sydney, Hollywood hunk Hugh Jackman was named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”

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Pop Culture

It’ll Grow Back … Right?

It’ll Grow Back … Right?

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Just when you thought it was safe to believe in true love again, popslut Paris Hilton and Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden are calling it quits … which for some reason has prompted the song

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SC Politics

Top Tree Hugger’s Pot Gets Hotter

Top Tree Hugger’s Pot Gets Hotter

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Earlier this month, the Conservation Voters of South Carolina (CVSC) put out a press release touting the organization’s gains in the S.C. Legislature, only to scurry for cover literally days later

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Sports

Lionesses Rock!

Lionesses Rock!

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Maybe there’s something to be said for “natural habitat” after all. For all the fuss over the Lions’ FOX Sports sideline reporter Charissa

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Headlines

Cato Sees Opportunity In Harrell’s Weakness

One of the most calculating politicians in the South Carolina legislature is positioning himself for a run at the Speaker’s

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Meet Panther Grrrl

Since we pull for an NFL football team that’s actually won the Super Bowl, we’ve always viewed the rivalry that

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Spitzer Call Girl Says She’s “Normal”

The moderately attractive hooker who brought down the governor of New York insists she’s a “normal”

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25,000

Shameless self-promotion has never been our thing (actually, it’s always been our thing), but yesterday we crossed the

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Eckstrom Proclaims 2009 “Year Of Transparency”

Saying that South Carolina taxpayers have “an absolute right” to access information about how the government

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The Incredible Shrinking American Navy

The Somali pirates currently wreaking havoc off the coast of Africa should be “dealt with,” pure and simple. Which

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Bailout For States The Wrong Idea

By Mark Sanford I find myself in a lonely position. While many states and local governments are lining up for a bailout from

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