http://www.fitsnews.com Unfair ... Imbalanced Thu, 22 May 2008 18:12:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELVES, PEOPLE FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - We've gotten quite a few e-mails today from folks wanting to see some documentation for our story yesterday about S.C. Rep. Scott Talley. In his new TV commercial, Talley brags about how he drives "92 miles" at the end of ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/more-on-that-rep-who-doesnt-go-to-receptions/ SO DO DEMOCRATS, OF COURSE, BUT NOTHING SUCKS QUITE LIKE THIS AD FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - As hard as it is to believe, this thirty-second audio-visual abortion was not produced in 1982 by a future Christian Coalitioner running for middle school homeroom representative. Amazingly, that's an ad for Congress ... as in the ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/jeez-republicans-suck/ AND DENISE RICHARDS IS NO DIFFERENT, PEOPLE FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - It's not really going out on a limb to say that 100% of the participants in the Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen marriage are 100% bat-shit crazy.  Seriously, we have scientists who can back that statement up with stuff they studied ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/women-have-needs/ GOD'S CHOSEN CREW HAS A LIST OF COMPLAINTS FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - We're not into making rash overgeneralizations or trading in blanket stereotypes here at FITSNews, but it appears the entire Jewish community got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. According to the New York Times, ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/jewish-people-are-pissed-today/ By Rep. Nathan Ballentine HOW "POLITICS" HAS BECOME JAGGER'S LUCIFER “Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year Stole many a man’s soul and faith…”                              -Politics When I decided to offer myself as a public servant, my pastor told me “God doesn’t place ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/sympathy-for-the-devil/ DEMS NOT DIGGING ON STRAIGHT TALKER By Mande Wilkes FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - Apparently unsatisfied with the major Republican tush they're kicking this election cycle, Democrats today launched a website devoted entirely to the vilification of John McCain. Entitled "McCainpedia," the site bills itself as "a wiki run by the DNC's Research, Communications, and Internet ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/22/mccainpedia/ TIME FOR SOME BOMBS OVER BAGHDAD, PEOPLE FITSNews - May 21, 2008 - According to the Daily Fuel Gauge Report, the average price of a gallon of gasoline is over $4 now.  And since that's more than what we pay for a pack of ciggies (well, before the legislature raises the tax on ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/21/gas-is-effing-expensive/ ... BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE TO THIS ADORABLE STORY FITSNews - May 21, 2008 - In case you haven't seen the new television ad from Spartanburg Rep. Scott Talley, it's all about how he drives 92 miles back home every day to read stories to his little kids instead of going to the booze-soaked special interest receptions ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/21/awww-so-cute/ VIVA LA REVOLUCION, AMIGOS By Mande Wilkes FITSNews - May 21, 2008 - Turns out, today marks a "Day of Solidarity with the Cuban People," an auspicious occasion we're celebrating here at FITSNews by huddling into a tiny boat and attempting to cross the kiddie pool. In honor of this contrived celebration, ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/21/shrub-cells-out/ SIC WILLIE ON SUICIDE WATCH FITSNews - May 21, 2008 - Even though she's pregnant and pregnant chicks are kinda creepy, Jessica Alba is still the hottest living thing on the planet. And even though his own nuptuals are impending, our founding editor Sic Willie was still clinging to the whole "threesome with ... http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/05/21/jessica-alba-got-hitched/