So you think you can hang with us? Think your slickness with the diction is up to our stratospheric standards?
If you wanna give it a shot, please contact us. We’re unfair and imbalanced, but we don’t mind giving your verbage a good once-over and seeing if it’s something we might publish.
In the meantime, check out the bios of current contributors …
A completely anonymous column written by FITS readers just like you. We accept submissions from any reader on any topic, and do not disclose anyone’s identity under any circumstances in the event we decide to (or not to) publish them. We reserve the right to edit as we deem necessary. To submit a column, just e-mail Sic Willie at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com for consideration.
They may or may not exist only inside Sic Willie’s warped mind, but that doesn’t mean they’re not excruciatingly hot.
Former runway model and law school grad who lives in Myrtle Beach, Mande has earned our undying admiration not only for her wicked verbage, but because she spells her name minus the obligatory redneck Mande graduated from the College of Charleston with a B.S. in Psychology, and is a recent graduate of the Charleston School of Law. Also recently, she failed the Bar Exam, sparking widespread rumors that she lost an offer to clerk for some prestigious judge. Mande’s punditry covers law and politics. She can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Yeah, we know … stop drooling.
Peter J. Vorster II
A charming, humble, opinionated, open minded, hard core conservative, loving father, devoted husband (non Sanfordian), excellent friend, patriot and proud Southerner.