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Don’t Drink The Water
TRACE AMOUNTS OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FOUND IN AMERICA’S WATER SUPPLY FITSNews - March 10, 2008 - Since we start each day with a two-liter bottle of Evian, what’s going on with the nation’s drinking water doesn’t really concern us all that much. We’re also bathed every morning by nubian princesses with hot spring water,
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Wake UP!
DOZING OFF COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH FITSNews - February 22, 2008 - In case you haven’t heard about our love-hate relationship with science, allow us to bring you up to speed. When science
Good Lord This Is Sad
WE WERE GONNA BE FUNNY, BUT THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH FITSNews - February 7, 2008 - We’ll be the first to admit that “sensitivity” isn’t our strong suit here at FITSNews.
Jesus Isn’t Gonna Like This
NEITHER IS NAT KING COLE, FOR THAT MATTER FITSNews - December 27, 2007 - While we were listening to the soothing strains of Nat King Cole’s timeless rendition of “O
Somebody’s Going Straight To Hell
RIPPING OFF CHILDREN’S TOYS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS? FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - According to the Town Crier (a.k.a. the incessant e-blasts of Columbia, S.C. perma-candidate Joe Azar), somebody broke
South Carolina Blogs Help Search For Missing Charlotte Man
TWENTY-FOUR YEAR-OLD HASN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE IN FIVE DAYS FITSNews - November 13, 2007 - South Carolina blogs including FITSNews and The
Tragedy Strikes South Carolina College Students
FATAL FIRE IN NORTH CAROLINA LEAVES SEVEN DEAD FITSNews - October 28, 2007 - Six University of South Carolina students and one Clemson University student were killed when an early-morning fire consumed
