There was some disagreement from the supermodel community, but we thought popslut Lindsay Lohan looked pretty damn good in her recent Playboy spread.

Of course that could be our founding editor’s freckle fetish talking …

Anyway, here’s Lohan looking a bit more hit-and-miss in a photo collection by Terry Richardson.

Lohan recently checked into Chateau Marmont, a hip hotel in West Hollywood where a mystery pal reportedly agreed to let her stay “as long as she wants.” That’s a pretty generous offer seeing as the bungalows there run around $2,200 a night.

Of course Sic Willie is nothing if not benevolent in his imaginary dictatorship.

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Pics: Terry Richardson

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LINDSAY LOHAN GOT OUR ATTENTION

We’re so excited about the new Beach Bunny line of swimwear we can barely stand  it …

Seriously … the lacy frills, metallic string hip accents, jeweled adornments and see-thru sarongs …  it’s like Christmas for fashionistas like us.

Oh and Kate Upton ain’t bad, either …

Upton, 19, has been on our radar a couple of times before (here and here). Welcome back, Beach Bunny …

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Pic: Beach Bunny

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So here’s South African supermodel Candice Swanepoel doing a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret on the beach at St. Bart’s (a.k.a. our home away from home). Inexcusably, it’s been thirteen months since we last featured this scorching 23-year old hottie … who makes an estimated $3 million a year rolling around in the sand like this.

(Cue Dire Straits …)

Swanepoel, for those of you in need of a refresher, was discovered at an open air market in Durban, South Africa when she was just fifteen years old.

A native of Mooi River (a village located in the KwaZulu-Natal province of South Africa), Swanepoel grew up on a beef and dairy farm. She was, quite literally, “raised on the dairy.”

Learn more about her by visiting her official site …

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Pics: Victoria’s Secret

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There’s literally nothing that screams “South Carolina hot” quite like drinking Bud Light from a can … with a straw.

That’s why we’re happy to extend the “Order of our Palmetto” (“it’s a major award”) to Vienna Girardi, who was the winner of Season Eleventy Kabillion of The Bachelor a few years back.

Did Girardi wind up marrying her Bachelor beau? Of course not … in fact she’s already broken up with her follow-up boyfriend from Relationship Rehab, another reality television show starring her that we’ve never watched.

(And don’t plan to watch …)

To her credit, though, Girardi is a genius … from the neck down. She’s also yet another reason why our founding editor remembers to carve out some time each day to make sure his daughter knows she’s loved.

Oh … and in other news, we’re pretty sure this is what pirate ships in Somalia are supposed to look like, except Girardi would be encased in platinum, and have a mermaid tail and a Neptune in her arm.

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Pics: Pacific Coast News

Remember Seal?

He’s the one who reminded us that “we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little bit crazy.” You know, before Alanis Morissette did.

He’s also married to supermodel Heidi Klum … although perhaps not for much longer. Seal and Klum are reportedly on the outs over the singer’s anger issues – which apparently manifest themselves whenever someone ventures into his private room full of vintage cameras.

Hmmmm-kay.

These people can afford yachts but not a friggin’ door lock?

Anyway, the two are definitely separated for the time being, although that could just be Klum trying to force Seal to get a handle on his anger issues. Or it could be for real … who knows. We’re concerned inasmuch as it gives us an opportunity to take a look at Klum’s bikini bod … nothing more.

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only “actress” competing for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming made for TV movie.

The producers of  Liz and Dick – a television biopic which chronicles the relationship between Taylor and two-time husband Richard Burton – have confirmed that one-time Transformers star Megan Fox is also being considered for the title role.

Wait … this is still a Lifetime flic, right? The network that spent the 1990s producing dozens of indistinguishable flics starring Meredith Baxter Birney as a woman scorned?

Anyway … our founding editor is holding out hope that both Lohan and Fox will be cast for the movie (oh … and that there’s a yet-to-be-revealed bi-curious side to Taylor we haven’t read about, prompting the movie to be retitled Liz Sans Dick).

What?

And yes, if Meredith Baxter Birney wants to have a cameo we’re fine with that, too.

Incidentally Birney, a mother of five, is now known as Meredith Baxter. She also “came out” in 2009.

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For those of you unfamiliar with Sinead O’Connor’s ongoing descent into madness, you’re missing out …

And while it can be argued that a singer whose sole claim to fame was covering a Prince song twenty years ago isn’t deserving of such attention, such a hypercritical world view would be to ignore the importance O’Connor places on “the difficult brown.”

The “difficult brown” craze began back in August of last year when O’Connor took to her blog to discuss her desire for more sex … particularly in her bum:

I’ve been repeatedly asked will I ‘do anal sex’. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply…

Wow … right?

The term has caught on … and gained additional exposure as O’Connor’s recent marriage to some poor Irish lad imploded.

Believe it or not, O’Connor’s entry is now the number one definition on Urban Dictionary – which defines “the difficult brown” as “the process of giving it to someone up the butt.”

So … what does any of this have to do with the recently-divorced Katy Perry? Nothing … we just figure that you’d rather look at pictures of Perry frolicking in a bikini in Hawaii last month than pics of O’Connor (who looks like this now).

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Lindsay Lohan – our erstwhile freckle fetish whose leaked Playboy spread was all the rage last month – has reportedly been approached about portraying actress Elizabeth Taylor in a new movie.

Wait … Elizabeth Taylor is dead? Damn … Michael Jackson must be heartbroken …

Oh … right.

Anyway, as the Lohan casting rumors suggest this flic isn’t some Walk The Line-style major studio biopic, it’s a made-for-TV movie … specifically a Lifetime movie. Of course the bright side is that Lifetime may finally be breaking free from that Meredith Baxter Birney rut it’s been stuck in never since Family Ties went off the air.

The movie – called Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story – focuses on Taylor’s romance with actor Richard Burton, whom she married and divorced twice.

With the exception of Mean Girls (a Tina Fey production), Lohan’s movie career hasn’t exactly set the world on fire – although these pics from Machete are pretty hot.

And so are these pics of Lohan cavorting in Hawaii last month …

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We don’t know nothin’ bout birthin’ no babies round here, but we’ve been told it isn’t easy for women to lose weight after giving birth – especially not during the holiday season.

That’s why we’re always impressed when they’re able to pull it off.

Take the lovely Mrs. Sic Willie (our founding editor’s wife), who has lost nearly 45 pounds since giving birth on October 3. Pretty solid, right? Although to be perfectly honest she was still rockin’ the sexy legs even at nine months pregnant.

Don’t believe us? Click here …

Or take Jessica Alba – who had a baby in August and then looked like nothing happened just a few weeks later.

Alba’s body looks so good, in fact, that it’s become the inspiration for Jessica Simpson, who is preparing to pop out a rug rat of her own.

“New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!” Simpson tweeted.

“OMG! Ur so sweet! Thx hon!” Alba responded.

Anyway, since these sorts of things require as much empirical evidence as possible, here are a few pic of Alba rockin’ various bikinis (and a Bear Bryant hat) in Los Cabos …

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Just because she got bumped from his “top five hotties” list doesn’t mean Rihanna has ceased being an object of our founding editor’s affections.

Far from it.

In fact, these pics of her bumping and grinding with half of Barbados while dressed like a plastered (yet amazingly toned) extra from the Coming to America wedding scene serve as potent reminders of why she was on our list in the first place.

She’s your … queeeeeeeen to beeeee …

Seriously … you can never go wrong with fishnets and feather headdresses, people.

Anyway, for those of you in need of a refresher Sic’s “top five” list is currently comprised of Gwen Stefani (41), Charlize Theron (36), Angelina Jolie (36), Halle Berry (45) and Salma Hayek (44). And yes, in addition to his shoe and freckle fetishes he clearly has a “Mothers I’d Like to Fahrvergnügen” thing going …

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Pics: Splash News