FITNESS MODEL, REALITY STAR DIES ATTEMPTING SUPERMAN STUNT || By FITSNEWS || We’d never heard of Greg Plitt before, but apparently he is – or […]
The Oscars Are Racist?
YES … AND IT’S AN “EMERGENCY” || By FITSNEWS || We wrote a column this week addressing the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in […]
BEHOLD, THE MODERN FEMINAZI … || By FITSNEWS || We’ve never heard of Caitlin Stasey before today. Apparently she’s an Australian actress and singer. Which, […]
House Of Cards: Season Three Teaser
HIT POLITICAL DRAMA SET TO RETURN … || By FITSNEWS || The vast majority of American television is crap. One hundred percent horse manure. And we […]
Best Show On TV (Well, On Hulu)
CHECK OUT “THE BRIDGE” By FITSNEWS || The Öresund Bridge is a 7,845-foot dual carriageway road and rail bridge that spans most of the Öresund Strait between […]
James Deen: Free Speech And Condoms?
PORN STAR COMES OUT … AS A LIBERTARIAN By FITSNEWS || James Deen (a.k.a. Bryan Matthew Sevilla) is one of America’s most well-known male pornographic […]
Kim Kardashian Bares The Booty
“BREAKS THE INTERNET …” By FITSNEWS || We don’t get the whole Kardashian thing. Apparently they’re the most famous family in the world and every […]
Taylor: Rihanna Is Racist
“CAN’T WE ALL (NOT) GET ALONG?” By TAYLOR BROWN || According to an interview with TMZ, recording artist Rihanna said the best part of her […]
Mystery Woman in Photo is Supposedly Renee Zellweger
By Liz Gunn || Renee Zellweger may have just edged out Jennifer Grey in the competition for “Most Unrecognizable Celebrity Face Due to Copious Amounts […]
Delete The U2 Album?
IF YOU MUST … This website’s founding editor Will Folks (a.k.a. Sic Willie) has been a U2 fan for more than thirty years – and […]
Joan Rivers Died … At Last
ASPIRATIONAL FIGURE REFUSED TO BE OFFENDED By Mande Wilkes || When news broke that Joan Rivers was on life support, I blasted the following message […]