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Lindsay Lohan Is Artsy

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There was some disagreement from the supermodel community, but we thought popslut Lindsay Lohan looked pretty damn good in her recent Playboy spread. Of course that could be our founding editor's freckle fetish talking ... Anyway, here's Lohan looking a bit more hit-and-miss in a photo collection

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The Beach Bunny Is Back

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We're so excited about the new Beach Bunny line of swimwear we can barely stand  it ... Seriously ... the lacy frills, metallic string hip accents, jeweled adornments and see-thru sarongs ...  it's like Christmas for fashionistas like us. Oh and Kate Upton ain't bad, either ... Upton, 19,

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Swanepoels Rising (Again)

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So here's South African supermodel Candice Swanepoel doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret on the beach at St. Bart's (a.k.a. our home away from home). Inexcusably, it's been thirteen months since we last featured this scorching 23-year old hottie ... who makes an estimated $3 million a year rolling

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Vienna Girardi Is “SC Hot”

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There's literally nothing that screams "South Carolina hot" quite like drinking Bud Light from a can ... with a straw. That's why we're happy to extend the "Order of our Palmetto" ("it's a major award") to Vienna Girardi, who was the winner of Season Eleventy Kabillion of The Bachelor a few years

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Seal Has Anger Issues

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Remember Seal? He's the one who reminded us that "we're never gonna survive unless we get a little bit crazy." You know, before Alanis Morissette did. He's also married to supermodel Heidi Klum ... although perhaps not for much longer. Seal and Klum are reportedly on the outs over the singer's

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Megan Could Be Liz, Too

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Lindsay Lohan isn't the only "actress" competing for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming made for TV movie. The producers of  Liz and Dick - a television biopic which chronicles the relationship between Taylor and two-time husband Richard Burton - have confirmed that one-time Transformers

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Nothing Compares 2 The Difficult Brown

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For those of you unfamiliar with Sinead O'Connor's ongoing descent into madness, you're missing out ... And while it can be argued that a singer whose sole claim to fame was covering a Prince song twenty years ago isn't deserving of such attention, such a hypercritical world view would be to ignore

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Lindsay’s Playing Liz?

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Lindsay Lohan - our erstwhile freckle fetish whose leaked Playboy spread was all the rage last month - has reportedly been approached about portraying actress Elizabeth Taylor in a new movie. Wait ... Elizabeth Taylor is dead? Damn ... Michael Jackson must be heartbroken ... Oh ... right. Anyway,

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Jessica Alba: Jessica Simpson’s Goal

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We don't know nothin' bout birthin' no babies round here, but we've been told it isn't easy for women to lose weight after giving birth - especially not during the holiday season. That's why we're always impressed when they're able to pull it off. Take the lovely Mrs. Sic Willie (our founding editor's

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Hello, Rihanna

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Just because she got bumped from his "top five hotties" list doesn't mean Rihanna has ceased being an object of our founding editor's affections. Far from it. In fact, these pics of her bumping and grinding with half of Barbados while dressed like a plastered (yet amazingly toned) extra from the

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Seymour? Why Thank You

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Like a cliff swallow returned to the sacred eaves and archways of the Mission San Juan Capistrano, each December we find ourselves flocking to Stephanie Seymour. Seriously ... it happened twice during the holidays last year (here and here) and this is the second time we've been sufficiently smitten

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Courtney Stodden’s Christmas

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Because nothing says Christmas quite like watching Santa Claus get dry-humped by a spray-tanned D-lister, here's teen wife Courtney Stodden getting into the holiday spirit by bumping and grinding on old St. Nick. Amazing this hasn't been Norman Rockwelled onto a greeting card yet, isn't it? And

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