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Braves, Fartknockers Surrender

Braves, Fartknockers Surrender

By fitsnews • on July 30, 2008

TRADE DEADLINE SIGNALS END OF HOPE FOR BOTH SQUADS FITSNews – July 30, 2008 – A year ago – when he has wearing a FITS Fartknockers uniform – slugging first

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Breaking – Sic Sought On Murder Charges

Breaking – Sic Sought On Murder Charges

By fitsnews • on July 24, 2008

UPDATE ON PALMETTO SCOOP, MAINSTREAM MEDIA STILL UNAWARE OF

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Sic “Can’t Be Faded”

Sic “Can’t Be Faded”

By fitsnews • on July 10, 2008

WORLD’S REIGNING BODYSURFING CHAMP DEPARTING FOR WEEK-LONG TOURNAMENT FITSNews

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Egg-Tooth: “I Was In The Pool”

Egg-Tooth: “I Was In The Pool”

By fitsnews • on July 8, 2008

S.C. WAYS & MEANS CHAIRMAN SWEARS ITS REALLY BIGGER THAN THAT FITSNews

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“Awww #$%*”

“Awww #$%*”

By fitsnews • on June 12, 2008

FARTKNOCKERS’ SLUGGER HEADED TO DISABLED LIST FITSNews – June

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By Popular Demand

By Popular Demand

By fitsnews • on June 4, 2008

TAKE A LOOK AT CATHERINE CEIPS’ NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL FITSNews – June 4, 2008 – Obviously, this isn’t State Sen. Catherine

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Another Illegal Alien?

Another Illegal Alien?

By fitsnews • on March 26, 2008

NOW WE’VE GOT A SCANDAL

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