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Holiday Dance Fever

Holiday Dance Fever

By fitsnews • on December 14, 2008

Just in time for Christmas, House Speaker Bobby Harrell and his “Fluffer Revue” have spared no expense in bringing the State of South Carolina a musical treat we’re sure it won’t soon forget. Along with House Majority Leader Kenny Bingham and Reps. Jimmy Merrill, Annette Young and Bill Sandifer, Harrell’s

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Sex Rehab And Other Stupidity

Sex Rehab And Other Stupidity

By fitsnews • on August 29, 2008

You’d think that being married to actress

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McCain And Sanford’s Aspen Trip

McCain And Sanford’s Aspen Trip

By fitsnews • on August 19, 2008

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF GOVERNOR, SENATOR EN ROUTE TO SKI MECCA FITSNews – August 19, 2008 – We know La Socialista (a.k.a.

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Braves, Fartknockers Surrender

Braves, Fartknockers Surrender

By fitsnews • on July 30, 2008

TRADE DEADLINE SIGNALS END OF HOPE FOR BOTH SQUADS FITSNews – July

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Breaking – Sic Sought On Murder Charges

Breaking – Sic Sought On Murder Charges

By fitsnews • on July 24, 2008

UPDATE ON PALMETTO SCOOP, MAINSTREAM MEDIA STILL UNAWARE OF

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Sic “Can’t Be Faded”

Sic “Can’t Be Faded”

By fitsnews • on July 10, 2008

WORLD’S REIGNING BODYSURFING CHAMP DEPARTING FOR WEEK-LONG TOURNAMENT FITSNews

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Egg-Tooth: “I Was In The Pool”

Egg-Tooth: “I Was In The Pool”

By fitsnews • on July 8, 2008

S.C. WAYS & MEANS CHAIRMAN SWEARS ITS REALLY BIGGER THAN THAT FITSNews

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