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By fitsnews • on June 4, 2008

TAKE A LOOK AT CATHERINE CEIPS’ NEW CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL FITSNews - June 4, 2008 - Obviously, this isn’t State Sen. Catherine Ceips‘ new television commercial (she’s got the Senate

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Another Illegal Alien?

Another Illegal Alien?

By fitsnews • on March 26, 2008

NOW WE’VE GOT A SCANDAL PEOPLE! FITSNews - March 26, 2008 - We knew that our founding editor Sic Willie used to work with

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Shoop-Ba-Doop

Shoop-Ba-Doop

By fitsnews • on March 8, 2008

SALT-N-PEPA DOES IT AGAIN, ENDORSES SHOOPMAN FOR SENATE FITSNews - March 8, 2008 - Saying he was “packed and stacked, especially in the back,” Salt-N-Pepa officially endorsed the State Senate bid of S.C. Rep. Phillip

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This Sure Looks Official …

This Sure Looks Official …

By fitsnews • on December 17, 2007

IS SIC WILLIE RUNNING THE STATE’S MOST INFLUENTIAL CONSERVATIVE THINK TANK? FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - We’re scanning the

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Sic’s Got Kristin Davis Abs

Sic’s Got Kristin Davis Abs

By fitsnews • on December 14, 2007

AND BETTE DAVIS EYES, TOO FITSNews - December 14, 2007 - Other than mind-numbing crap about the 2008 presidential elections, the most common questions Sic

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K-Fed’s New Lawyers?

K-Fed’s New Lawyers?

By fitsnews • on December 8, 2007

NORTH CHUCK’S ON THA SCENE JUST IN CASE YA DIDN’T KNOW IT FITSNews - December 8, 2007 - The FITS gals and Sic

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Chillin’ At Da Compound

Chillin’ At Da Compound

By fitsnews • on November 28, 2007

IT’S GETTING A LITTLE HOT FOR THE BRANCH SIC WILLIANS FITSNews - November 28, 2007 - Since absolutely nothing is happening today we decided we’d make up a story about a radical, albeit

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