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Knotts Grants Governor Bathroom Break

Knotts Grants Governor Bathroom Break

By fitsnews • on June 23, 2009

S.C. Sen. Jake Knotts has given Gov. Mark Sanford permission to take a fifteen-minute bathroom break upon his return to Columbia later this evening. In dropping the hall pass off at the governor’s office earlier this afternoon, Knotts said he was “concerned”

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Rusty DePass’ New License Plate

Rusty DePass’ New License Plate

By fitsnews • on June 16, 2009

Check it out! We’ve found a license plate that’s perfect for S.C.

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FMN Interview: Michelle Obama Responds

FMN Interview: Michelle Obama Responds

By fitsnews • on June 15, 2009

U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama today fired back at the South Carolina

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“FITS Makes News” Interview: Judge Joseph Anderson

“FITS Makes News” Interview: Judge Joseph Anderson

By fitsnews • on June 2, 2009

To thunderous applause and uncontrollable laughter, we debuted our new “FITS

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Inside The Educrat Empire

Inside The Educrat Empire

By fitsnews • on May 1, 2009

You’ve heard us refer to the “education establishment”

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Lil’ Help

Lil’ Help

By fitsnews • on February 27, 2009

We didn’t want to bring this up before, people, but we’ve run

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We Are Tools Of “The Lucifer”

We Are Tools Of “The Lucifer”

By fitsnews • on February 11, 2009

Some redneck town in the South Carolina backwoods is apparently pretty pissed

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