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Knotts Grants Governor Bathroom Break
S.C. Sen. Jake Knotts has given Gov. Mark Sanford permission to take a fifteen-minute bathroom break upon his return to Columbia later this evening. In dropping the hall pass off at the governor’s office earlier this afternoon, Knotts said he was “concerned”
Rusty DePass’ New License Plate
Check it out! We’ve found a license plate that’s perfect for S.C.
FMN Interview: Michelle Obama Responds
U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama today fired back at the South Carolina
“FITS Makes News” Interview: Judge Joseph Anderson
To thunderous applause and uncontrollable laughter, we debuted our new “FITS
Inside The Educrat Empire
Lil’ Help
We didn’t want to bring this up before, people, but we’ve run
We Are Tools Of “The Lucifer”
Some redneck town in the South Carolina backwoods is apparently pretty pissed
