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Celebrities Are Stupid, Annoying
Since celebrities encouraging people to vote are always funny and endearing, director Steven Spielberg got a bunch of them together to record an incredibly-annoying GOTV (get out the vote) video, which is evidently a sequel to another incredibly-annoying GOTV video. Will Smith,
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Take Out The Papers And The Trash
It’s safe to say that nobody really cares who Traci Bingham is, which is probably why we were able to hire her as our new custodial assistant for such a song. That’s right, people, being on Baywatch can lead to
Agent Double-O-Bama
Pierce Brosnan, who for reasons we still can’t fathom totally sucked as James Bond, ditched his jiggly belly the other day for some “Cult of Obama” gear, taking his young son to the park in an Andy
Hudson Tragedy Deepens
We’ll be honest, we had never heard of Jennifer Hudson prior to her appearance in the Sex & The City movie, but it turns out she’s an Oscar-winning actress and singer - someone who rose from the American
Boobtacular Mariah Still Singing
In news that is no doubt going to make everyone forget all that’s wrong with the world, diva Mariah Carey has a new single out today that has something to do with her staying in love. Carey’s video - shockingly
GNR Is Back
After something like a 900-year hiatus, Guns-N-Roses will release a new studio album called Chinese Democracy one month from today. Also, everyone in America who buys the album gets a free Dr. Pepper after the soft drink maker
Gwyneth Couldn’t Be Any More Annoying
It seems Gwyneth Paltrow’s mission in life is to create more and more reasons for us to be annoyed by her. In fact it’s been going on ever since she was born (she’s British), which leads us to believe
