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Sic Wants His “Barry-O” Prize
Now that the election is over … it’s time for the handouts. And believe us, “we want ours.” Sure, our annual income falls well north of the infamous “Joe the Plumber” line, but our new President is bi-racial … which means we’re
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Student Auctions Virginity
Natalie Dylan, 22-year old wannabe grad student, is auctioning her virginity. So far bidding has skyrocketed all the way to $3.8 million, which is one expensive hymen … and this is in a bad economy, people. Anyway, Dylan’s
Vote, Then Pleasure Yourself
In the latest example of how it pays to do your civic duty, a chain of adult novelty stores is giving out free vibrators to women and “self-pleasuring sleeves” to men as a reward for voting. The Babeland sex
Women Report Problems “Doing The Hibbity Dibbity”
According to a study released last week, forty percent of women say they have a low sex drive, but only twelve percent of those women actually concerned about the problem. Additionally, 43% of women report “some level of
This Is Better
It’s the year of election videos, obviously, and we had pretty much gotten burned out on the whole lot of them. Well, at least until the kids from Atlanta’s Ron Clark Academy showed up and reminded us that
Let’s Blow Stuff Up
In a world where political correctness, “proportional responses” and diplomatic hand-holding have become the norm, thank God for the U.S. Armed Forces. Now if we could just figure out how to use their arsenal of mass destruction
Hallowonka Fun
South Carolina’s Children’s Museum, EdVenture, kicked off its third annual Hallowonka celebration last night, and of course our founding editor, Mrs. Sic and Shorty were in attendance. In case the pictures
