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Trick Or Treat

Trick Or Treat

By fitsnews • on October 3, 2008

If you don’t yet have an “office wife” or “office husband,” we highly recommend picking one up. It’s like being married, except instead of sex you get funny seasonal pictures delivered via interoffice e-mail. Yay! Anyway, we don’t have

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And Then There Were Three

And Then There Were Three

By Mande Wilkes • on October 2, 2008

I can’t be the only one for whom threesomes aren’t by now passé, can I? Actually, I hope I am the only one, because what I need are some been-around-the-blockers to clarify my curiosities. So let’s get hands-on

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Powerful Women Are “Notties”

Powerful Women Are “Notties”

By fitsnews • on October 1, 2008

We just got through looking at a list of the so-called “fifty most powerful women” in America and we gotta be honest, people - there’s a lot of “inner beauty” there. Seriously, our guess is that

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Fat Britney Sex Tape?

Fat Britney Sex Tape?

By fitsnews • on September 30, 2008

First of all, is that Britney Spears or the love child of Bono and Rosanne Barr? It’s getting harder and harder to tell these days. Anyway, as much as there’s nothing of Britney’s that she hasn’t

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For Sale

For Sale

By fitsnews • on September 29, 2008

Since the U.S. government is about to purchase $700 billion worth of “distressed assets,” what’s keeping ordinary Americans from getting in on the action? After all, we’re paying for this boondoggle,

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We’re Big Time … Again

We’re Big Time … Again

By fitsnews • on September 26, 2008

Sic Willie’s master plan to turn the Internet into his personal love slave took a quantum leap forward this week, as FITSNews was selected as a premium content provider for such media outlets as Reuters, USA Today and

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Is Jesus In You?

Is Jesus In You?

By fitsnews • on September 26, 2008

We never really figured out where stealing money from sick and old people fit into God’s will, but such is the “calling” of televangelists - a special breed of pharisees for whom we’re pretty sure there’s

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