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Trick Or Treat
If you don’t yet have an “office wife” or “office husband,” we highly recommend picking one up. It’s like being married, except instead of sex you get funny seasonal pictures delivered via interoffice e-mail. Yay! Anyway, we don’t have
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And Then There Were Three
I can’t be the only one for whom threesomes aren’t by now passé, can I? Actually, I hope I am the only one, because what I need are some been-around-the-blockers to clarify my curiosities. So let’s get hands-on
Powerful Women Are “Notties”
We just got through looking at a list of the so-called “fifty most powerful women” in America and we gotta be honest, people - there’s a lot of “inner beauty” there. Seriously, our guess is that
Fat Britney Sex Tape?
First of all, is that Britney Spears or the love child of Bono and Rosanne Barr? It’s getting harder and harder to tell these days. Anyway, as much as there’s nothing of Britney’s that she hasn’t
For Sale
Since the U.S. government is about to purchase $700 billion worth of “distressed assets,” what’s keeping ordinary Americans from getting in on the action? After all, we’re paying for this boondoggle,
We’re Big Time … Again
Sic Willie’s master plan to turn the Internet into his personal love slave took a quantum leap forward this week, as FITSNews was selected as a premium content provider for such media outlets as Reuters, USA Today and
Is Jesus In You?
We never really figured out where stealing money from sick and old people fit into God’s will, but such is the “calling” of televangelists - a special breed of pharisees for whom we’re pretty sure there’s
