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The Big Three Got Owned

The Big Three Got Owned

By fitsnews • on November 20, 2008

Yesterday was a bad day to go to Washington with your hat in your hand begging for a multi-billion dollar bailout … particularly if your preferred method of transportation was a luxurious private jet. We call it “low-hanging fruit” in the business, a political

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The Incredible Shrinking American Navy

The Incredible Shrinking American Navy

By fitsnews • on November 19, 2008

The Somali pirates currently wreaking havoc off the coast of Africa should be “dealt with,” pure and simple. Which begs the question - why isn’t that happening? After jacking a fully-loaded supertanker worth

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National Update: Lindsey, Lieberman, Etc.

National Update: Lindsey, Lieberman, Etc.

By fitsnews • on November 18, 2008

How to talk in meaningless platitudes without even approaching the vicinity of substance is clearly a prerequisite for power in American politics these days … hell, it’s fast becoming a one-way ticket to

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Sarah’s Short Shorts

Sarah’s Short Shorts

By fitsnews • on November 18, 2008

We don’t apologize for many things around here, but the fact that it took us four days to post pictures of Sarah Palin lounging around a Miami pool in short shorts at last week’s Republican Governor’s

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Hillary’s Secretary Of State Odyssey

Hillary’s Secretary Of State Odyssey

By fitsnews • on November 17, 2008

The vetting of Hillary Rodham Clinton for Secretary of State is proving somewhat painful for the former First Family, as President-elect Barack Obama’s team is now exploring potential conflicts of interest involving her

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The Price Is Right? Wrong!

The Price Is Right? Wrong!

By Mande Wilkes • on November 14, 2008

Silver linings do exist, people. Even in this economic recession. For example, a fear of decreased demand has snatched gas prices from their recent stratospheric levels all the way down to $2 … and even less in some towns. But

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Enquirer Doubles Down

Enquirer Doubles Down

By fitsnews • on November 13, 2008

After its success bringing down that insensitive prick John Edwards, the National Enquirer is doubling down on marital havoc for defeated presidential candidates - this time publishing a “World Exclusive” alleging

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