“Wikki:” Love Fades

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Our founding editor has employed an admittedly maddening method of "proving" that he had an extramarital affair with then-S.C. Rep. Nikki Haley during the spring of 2007 - a seismic political revelation that celebrates its one-year "scandal-versary" next week. Sure, he's provided all sorts of circumstantial

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Sic For Governor?

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Wait ... what? And more importantly ... why is this news going to break on another website? As soon as we stop laughing, we'll try and figure out what's going on ... but it appears as though our founding editor may have finally gone "round the bend" with this one. Like, way 'round the bend. Of

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“Citizen Hill” Offers Online Town Hall Meetings

By FITSNews || A new website, CitizenHill.com - the brainchild of Columbia, S.C. native Michael Stevens - launched this week, offering clients (and the public) access to online town hall meetings. "We want to ensure all sides in politics are covered, this isn't just about being Republican or Democrat,

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Mande Is Writing A Book?

A few weeks ago we saw (and applied for) a job posting for a research assistant to an author working on a new book. We didn't tell Sic Willie, of course, because he likes to think we're stupid and plan on sticking around his little rat hole forever. As if. Interestingly enough, the posting turned

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Merry Christmas To All!

Dear Friends, From the whole family here at FITSNews, please accept our kindest thoughts and warmest wishes for a Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday Season and Happy 2009! Whether you’ve been naughty or nice – or were one of Sic Willie’s friends, enemies or “frenemies”

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SC Income Growth Not Looking So Hot

WHY ARE WE EVEN WORKING, PEOPLE? By The FITS Gals FITSNews - June 20, 2008 - As if the high price of gas weren't enough to get our thongs in a wad, now we learn that - in addition to our very low income and very high income taxes - income growth is slowing in the state of South Carolina. From La

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A Tribute To South Carolina’s Fallen Heroes

WE REMEMBER THE NINE FIREFIGHTERS LOST A YEAR AGO TODAY By The FITS Gals FITSNews - June 18, 2008 – One year ago today, South Carolina suffered a monumental tragedy as nine firefighters lost their lives in a major blaze at a West Ashley furniture store. Today, we’d like to remember

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So This Is Where Sic Willie Is Honeymooning

FORMER PRESIDENTIAL YACHT BERTHED IN CHARLESTON By The FITS Gals FITSNews - June 17, 2008 - So, yeah, the FITS Gals are a bit jealous ... while our dear leader is away on honeymoon, we're stuck here in the office. And when Sic Willie sent us photos of his honeymoon suite, we felt inclined to investigate.

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Showering Might Kill You

FOLLOW JAMES BOND'S ADVICE AND TAKE A BATH INSTEAD By The FITS Gals FITSNews - June 17, 2008 - True, we probably won't have jobs when Sic Willie gets back and discovers we put a naked picture of Daniel Craig up on his blog! Oh well, just like Sic's "breast exam awareness" efforts, we are doing

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FITSNews Keepin’ it Real

THANK YOU READERS! By the FITS Gals FITSNews - June 16, 2008 - Before we could drunk-dial NotVeryBright in excitement, we thought we would post our latest readership figures. No, we don't have low self-esteem, we're just really excited about all that FITSNews has accomplished this year and we're

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