Contributors

So you think you can hang with us? Think your slickness with the diction is up to our stratospheric standards?

If you wanna give it a shot, please contact us. We’re unfair and imbalanced, but we don’t mind giving your verbage a good once-over and seeing if it’s something we might publish.

In the meantime, check out the bios of current contributors …

The FITS Gals: They may or may not exist only inside Sic Willie’s warped mind, but that doesn’t mean they’re not excrutiatingly hot.

Mande Wilkes: Former runway model and law school grad who lives in Myrtle Beach, Mande has earned our undying admiration not only for her wicked verbage, but because she spells her name minus the obligatory redneck �y.� Mande graduated from the College of Charleston with a B.S. in Psychology, and is a recent graduate of the Charleston School of Law. Also recently, she failed the Bar Exam, sparking widespread rumors that she lost an offer to clerk for some prestigious judge. Mande�s punditry covers law and politics. She can be reached at mandewilkes@gmail.com.

Polly Sanders: Yeah, we know … stop drooling.

T. Later is a beltway insider in the Washington, D.C., metro area. His days are spent as a legitimate communications professional, observing everything from photo-ready grip-and-grins to the most gossip-worthy Senatorial cage fights. The nighttime glow of his laptop, however, reveals the more tabloid-worthy of these misdeeds through scathing commentary, completely subjective analysis and ranting vitriol. Mr. Later insists he is independent of a political party, but warns that his stance on individual issues is as black and white as newsprint. Roll presses.