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Welcome to FITSNews

Operating out of a converted methamphetamine lab in the woods near Galivants Ferry (in the Upper Conway Lower Aynor region of South Carolina), we “report” on politics, pop culture, sports and emerging trends in needlepoint under the ingenious tagline “Unfair, Imbalanced.”

Conceptualized out of sheer boredom and an insatiable lust for attention, FITSNews is the brainchild of S.C. political bad boy Sic Willie and five women whose matchless grace and inestimable beauty strain the very limits of human comprehension.

Sic Willie and the FITS gals are all hard core fiscal conservatives, pledging allegiance to the Laffer Curve and running government like a business. On social issues, we are primarily libertarians but readily admit that Aaron Sorkin and Annie Savoy have at least partially corrupted our good girl, Calvinist upbringings. We hate political correctness, fake Republicans and our foreign policy views lean toward blowing people off the face of the earth.

FITSNews takes its name from a lyric in the George Michael song “Freedom ’90” (”Gotta have some Faith In The Sound”) which is off of the Listen Without Prejudice, Volume I album, released in August of 1990 by Sony Records. Ironically, there was no Volume II. Go figure.

Our political influences include Genghis Khan, T.P. Tidwell, Thomas Jefferson, Al Pacino, Bart Giamatti, Tom Coburn, Josiah Bartlett, Ronald Reagan, Bakari Sellers, Johnny Cash, Dick DeWitt, Huey Long, Winston Churchill, Crash Davis, Martin Luther King, Jr., Nathan Bedford Forrest and Prince (prior to that whole “The Artist” phase).

We have a commitment to the truth and are just keeping it real.

FITSNews is a Viewpolitik, LLC production.

Comments»

1. John3 - February 12, 2007

Will…this is great stuff. We talked about the orange hair, etc. when I worked at DAODAS, 2001 - 04.

2. missing k.. - March 12, 2007

Miss talking to ya - how was Washington DC?

3. ashton - March 14, 2007

cool wordpress site. i googled bakari sellers and landed here.

4. charlene snowden - May 3, 2007

this is great

5. raul - June 14, 2007

Will Folks is an evil hatemongering individual.

6. Blossom S. Bridges - September 12, 2007

RAUL = Ron pAUL

Those little pests are everywhere. Like cats.

Keep it up, o’ SIC one.

Because of you and your site, I learned how to read again just so I could stay informed of the goings-on in SC…

7. Bob Henderson - October 29, 2007

Like your website -What’s your take on our new property tax law that shiifts $954 million in property takes from the rich to the poor of SC- is that conservative or what?

8. Frank Ricard - November 6, 2007

Anyone with a picture of Reece Witherspoon wins my vote

9. Lisa G. - December 3, 2007

Hey Will Folks - What’s an indecent dude like you doing with his own website? I haven’t forgotten yer scandles here in Cola town. Trying to capitalize on that now, are ye? Well, best of luck! If you need someone to spellcheck for ya, look me up.

10. Spencer Hill - December 18, 2007

Great Site — love it. Just proves the point that the best political thinking in the state isn’t anywhere near the I-77 beltway or Lake Murray and it resides in the rural areas of SC. Best of luck - skewer them one more time for me.

11. Oprah - February 18, 2008

Ur just another fat gay Perez Hilton but u look a lil bit more lesbo butch.

your site sucks and your opinions blow

btw: your SEO is lame- you should buy 5 books.

1) How to write an interesting Article
2) SEO Optimization
3) Graphic / Web Design 101
4) Copyright Law
5) The art of Not being FULL Of yourself.

This site BLOWS TOO –> Viewpolitik, LLC,

any moron can tell that site was built in a day, and the copy can flying outta your arse and onto the screen.

more pride in your work and less spent building yourself up.

Peace Willie grow up you Puttz

12. disembedded - April 18, 2008

WTF!!! Even the garbage that dumber n’ dumber Perez Hilton puts out is better than this site! This is just plain gawdawful!!

13. AnitaMargarita - April 21, 2008

Wow - I can’t wait to see why everybody is all bent out of shape over your OPINIONS - yeesh. That’s what having your OWN WEB SITE is about, people! Getting to say whatever the F*** you want to! But seriously, you really might want to check out that copyright book. Either way, thanks for posting the State House filings. Google brought me to you.

14. smart kid Grant - May 13, 2008

some one has to make people know how not to advertise a website… maybe he should take a course in it…