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Gaga, Bikinified

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/07/29/gaga-bikinified/

By FITSNews || The last time we caught up with Lady Gaga (a.k.a. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta), she was a dude – or at least dressing like one.  This time she’s in a leopard print two-piece … and we’re honestly not sure which is scarier.
One of the most talented young musicians in the world, Gaga [...]

LiLo’s Jail Sentence Needs To Bring The Sexy Back

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/07/07/lilos-jail-sentence-needs-to-bring-the-sexy-back/

By FITSNews || We haven’t been paying much attention lately to our all-time favorite freckled popslut, Lindsay Lohan.
It’s sad, but in our defense Lohan really hasn’t done anything sexy lately.
Sure, she embarked on the path of re-lesbianization back in March (this time with a hottie), but since then we’ve seen precious little in the way [...]

Lindsay’s A Lesbian Again

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/05/18/lindsays-a-lesbian-again/

By FITSNews || Popslut Lindsay Lohan is dating again … and once again she’s choosing the taco over the sausage.
According to the New York Post, Lohan is hooking up with fashion photographer and reality TV star Indrani, who is one half of the photographic duo Markus Klinko and Indrani.
The pair met on a fashion shoot [...]

SC Treasurer’s Race Gets Nasty

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/04/21/sc-treasurers-race-gets-nasty/

By FITSNews || Gay love? Herpes?
No, this isn’t a Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton post, it’s a commentary on the sad state of affairs that has befallen the race for State Treasurer in South Carolina, where bare-knuckled political brawling is the norm and no attack is considered too low.
The front-runner in the race is incumbent [...]

Lindsay Lohan, Tony Montana And “Shrimping”

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/29/lindsay-lohan-tony-montana-and-shrimping/

By FITSNews || If you’re a cocaine addict with a “shrimping” fetish, then today is the greatest day of your life. If not, then it’s just the latest example of unexplained (and perhaps unexplainable) behavior from troubled 23-year-old popslut Lindsay Lohan.
The former Mean Girls star was photographed over the weekend leaving a Los Angeles [...]

Lohan Strikes A Jesus Christ Pose

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/08/lohan-strikes-a-jesus-christ-pose/

By FITSNews || There was a time – 1989, maybe – when it was sort of cool to mix religious icons and sexuality.
Sure, it pissed off a bunch of Catholic priests, but that was sort of the point, wasn’t it?  To upset those prudish, altar boy fondlers with images of sexually potent babes gyrating their [...]

The Freckle Queen Is Pissed

http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/02/the-freckle-queen-is-pissed/

By FITSNews || We did a bad, bad thing Monday … we cheated on our freckle queen and one of the original popsluts whose ampleness first artificially inflated our hit count so many, many (three) years ago.
We didn’t mean to, obviously, but that doesn’t diminish the heinousness of what we did.
If this were an intro [...]