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LiLo’s Jail Sentence Needs To Bring The Sexy Back
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/07/07/lilos-jail-sentence-needs-to-bring-the-sexy-back/
By FITSNews || We haven’t been paying much attention lately to our all-time favorite freckled popslut, Lindsay Lohan.
It’s sad, but in our defense Lohan really hasn’t done anything sexy lately.
Sure, she embarked on the path of re-lesbianization back in March (this time with a hottie), but since then we’ve seen precious little in the way [...]
Repeal Of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Is A Good Thing
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/05/28/repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell-is-a-good-thing/
By FITSNews || Don’t get us wrong, we hate almost everything that U.S. President Barack Obama and his Congressional allies stand for.
Socialized medicine? Phooey.
Cap and trade? Bologna.
Bailouts and deficits? Yuck and double yuck.
We do, however, agree with Obama and his socialized hordes when it comes to gays and lesbians in the U.S. military – and [...]
Lindsay’s A Lesbian Again
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/05/18/lindsays-a-lesbian-again/
By FITSNews || Popslut Lindsay Lohan is dating again … and once again she’s choosing the taco over the sausage.
According to the New York Post, Lohan is hooking up with fashion photographer and reality TV star Indrani, who is one half of the photographic duo Markus Klinko and Indrani.
The pair met on a fashion shoot [...]
Kagan Dealing With “It’s Pat” Syndrome
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/05/12/kagan-dealing-with-its-pat-syndrome/
By FITSNews || Let’s be honest, regardless of her political stripes or ideological leanings, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is not “comely among the maidens.” In fact, to quote one of the soldiers from Saving Private Ryan, she “took a nose dive off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”
Obviously, that’s [...]
1-900-GOP-LOVE
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/04/01/1-900-gop-love/
By FITSNews || The hits just keep on coming for embattled GOP Chairman Michael Steele, who is facing national ridicule and anger from social conservatives after two separate, sexually-charged embarrassments.
Just days ago, federal campaign documents revealed that the GOP reimbursed one of its members $2,000 for expenses incurred at a Hollywood club that featured lesbian-themed [...]
The Hills Have Thighs: Where To Start …
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/24/the-hills-have-thighs-where-to-start/
By FITSNews || Every once in awhile a story comes along that leaves us alternately scratching our heads … and struggling to contain our laughter.
This is one of those stories.
Where to start …
Hmmm …
Let’s just take it from the top, shall we?
Former S.C. lawmaker and current House of Representatives reading clerk James “Bubba” Cromer (legislative [...]
Bauer To Kick Off Gubernatorial Bid Monday
http://www.fitsnews.com/2010/03/20/bauer-to-kick-off-gubernatorial-bid-monday/
By FITSNews || S.C. Lt. Governor Andre Bauer will formally kick off his campaign for governor of the Palmetto state next week with a 24-hour, 15-event tour across the state.
In doing so, Bauer becomes the fourth – and most likely the last – GOP candidate to make his bid official, following S.C. Attorney General Henry [...]
