FINALLY … THE IMPORTANT ISSUES OF 2016 ARE BEING DISCUSSED!
Western civilization is currently unraveling before our very eyes, but let’s everybody stop for a moment to figure out whether the alleged condoms appearing on the bed of one of U.S. Senator Ted Cruz‘s alleged mistresses are real … or photoshopped.
Because this obviously matters a helluva lot more in the grand scheme of things than America’s tanking GDP, right? Or soaring debt?
Anyway, the alleged condoms appear in a picture of former Cruz staffer Amanda Carpenter, one of the five women the National Enquirer is speculating had an affair with the aspiring GOP presidential contender.
Cruz has denied the allegation – and blamed GOP frontrunner Donald Trump (even though it appears far more likely the smear originated from the now-defunct campaign of U.S. Senator Marco Rubio of Florida).
Carpenter has also denied the affair – and blamed Trump. She’s also claiming the condoms in question were photoshopped into the “insta-insider iconic” image of her on a hotel bed in a sexy orange dress …
Here’s her tweet to that effect …
And the hotel photo? Great job photoshopping the fake condoms. And, I love that dress. Thx for making it memorable.
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) March 28, 2016
The problem? The condoms also “appear to appear” (how’s that for hilariously careful diction) in the image as it was posted to Carpenter’s Instagram page.
“Do you think it is possible for someone to hack her account and photoshop the condoms into that picture?” our intrepid Washington D.C. operative mused. “Because that’s what she’s claiming happened. If those are condoms in the picture, she deliberately put them there for this picture. And THAT is seriously messed up. I mean ‘warn the Secret Service’ messed up.”
Hmmmm …
For those of you looking to delve deeper into Cruz’s “Contracept-A-Palooza,” Reddit has you covered like a jimmy hat.
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Dang Ted, way to go!!!!!
Seems a lot of married men find uggos to cheat with, not Ted though.
Don’t care about all Ted’s girls, since he doesn’t stand a chance against Hilary C. I do want to know more about Hilary and all of her abortions, and how she has hidden her lesbian past. Why doesn’t she feel comfortable coming out in these modern times?
It’s a personal choice. Sort of like Tango.
Where is Jimmy DeMinTed in all of this?
Is this Amanda Carpenter in the mirror? Nah – wrong color dress.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article24430771.html
Saw pics of her on CNN…BUTTAFACE
That’s why Marriott gives you big pillows.
“Where is Jimmy DeMinTed in all of this?”
Probably jelly as all get out.
Is it just me or why does a grown, mature, non-entertainer woman take so many selfies, and why the Hell would you post a picture of yourself on a hotel bed condoms or not? Seems to be just a tad on the narcissist side, perfect for any politician. Ted, you dirty dog.
This is how stupid we have become. She does this to get a pie job, then she and the condom filler can be blackmailed into heinous crimes — all on the dole.
I suppose she didn’t take into account that Trump and his other birther freinds would be crowd shaming her. She is only doing what ten of millions of women do all the time.
Really? So you say your wife posts pics of herself on a hotel bed? I don’t know a woman over 30 in my family or circle of friends that does that. With other people in the background in a non intimate scene? Yes. I get on to my 20 year old daughter all the time and as she matures she does it less, just saying.
He’s obviously basing his wrongful opinion on the class (or lack of) on women in his life, such as it is.
Well I wouldn’t want to go there or be personally attacking. I will say if Haley beheaded a dozen people on the Statehouse steps he would dutifully clean up the mess though.
Big Deal. Would you feel better about it if she was sitting in a chair in the hotel room or on her own bed? If that picture is pearl clutching then you haven’t been around much. She wasn’t spread eagle laid out on the bed.
Like everyone is shaming Trump’s wife? Cruz camp should have known this was coming. They opened the door. Now they have to sleep in the bed they made. Lots of beds, apparently.
You’re lying. The photo of Melania was a $300 dollar ad by a PAC that it is a violation of campaign finance laws for Cruz to in any way direct or coordinate with.
Trump lies when he says Cruz didn’t condemn it immediately. Cruz did condemn it as soon as Trump publicized it. Cruz chose not to publicize an obscure $300 ad until Trump brought it up an spread it all over the net.
Tazmaniac, do you want to support a campaign that uses it own Twitter accounts to attack a woman who is not a candidate for anything that she might have done that has nothing to do with the candidates? Should Trump’s campaign be doing these kind of things? Should Trump retweet unflattering pictures of another candidate.
I’ll be honest with you I think the social media craze has made idiots out many people. You have quite a history of being a attack dog for Haley on here so I get where you are coming from. I don’t particularly want to shame anyone, I’m just making a observation based on how she has presented herself on HER account. She seems to be a very beautiful woman with “family values” but that doesn’t make her perfect or infallible.
“infallible” —– I thought that as spelled “infellatioble”
Winner winner chicken dinner.
thank you — it just popped into my head looking at her!
And what you wouldn’t give to pop it into her head?
Why are you so sure that it’s Trump doing this? Trump is so far ahead that he doesn’t need to do shit like this.
There’s more proof that it was put in motion by Rubio’s camp before he dropped out.
Personally I think Cruz is doing this to himself so ignorant people will blame Trump.
Why are you so desperate to believe Trump?
He can’t deny retweeting photo of Heidi Cruz.
He insulted Carly Fiorina on National TV.
He accused Michelle Fields of lying and said there was no video when his own resort camera recorded it.
The timing of holding back the Cruz story didn’t help Rubio, but does help Trump.
“Trump is so far ahead that he doesn’t need to do shit like this.”
It’s personal with Trump. He doesn’t want to just win. He wants to destroy people. More important, he encourages that mindset in the people he has arround him.
The “Art or the Deal” is not for Trump, something both sides can be happy with. It is beating his opponents, promising more than he can deliver in hope for a deal more to his advantage.
TRUMP IS A SOCIOPATH! That’s why he does it even when he is ahead.
Blah blah blah. Cruz shouldn’t have hit first if he didn’t want a fight. Now he’s got one and a probable divorce to boot.
No one from Trump’s camp is attacking Amanda Carpenter. She made a mess for herself by having an epic meltdown via Twitter. She compiled a blacklist of Donald Trump supporters, including average American citizens. Who does that? Is this North Korea or North America?
Donald Trump doesn’t have lists. He just goes after whole groups. All Muslims, all Mexicans… sure there may be a few good ones, but they are of no consequence.
Amanda Carpenter’s blacklist is not about anything but holding them accountable for their political endorsement. It is no different than an organization having a score card on their voting records. Here is a quote from Amanda Carpenter on the use of the list before the National Enquirer smear.
“Each and every one of his endorsers should be held accountable in their future elections or political ventures.”
https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/03/blackballing-those-who-endorse-trump#sthash.eVSGwWTt.dpuf
Henry McMaster and Jim Merrill are on my list of people, I would not likely vote for or respect their political opinions. Trump supporters both…
Liar. Trump never went after ALL Mexicans or ALL Muslims. He said SOME of the Muslims claiming refugee status are bad people. He said SOME of the illegal immigrants flowing across our border are bad people. If you can’t distinguish the difference between that and blanket-labeling all Mexicans or Muslims, you shouldn’t be discussing anything, quite frankly.
Actually, when he started his Pound on Pedro crap he said “some of them may be good” meaning most are not.
Please. No one has the right to say who anyone endorses. I wouldn’t put anyone on a blacklist for supporting Cruz, or Kasich, or even Bernie or Hillary. That’s not how the US or democracy works.
Trump does NOT go after entire groups. His former personal assistant, an Hispanic woman, says she supports Trump and that he is not racist. So does an Hispanic former Miss Wisconsin, who said Trump has been paying her medical bills and has ensured her son’s college education fund (she is dying).
Of course no one has the right to say who anyone endorses, but we do have a right to evaluate their political judgement. That is how American democracy works. In fact candidates have publicly file all their campaign contributions and name their contributors.
I love your stories about Hispanics good deeds. While Strom Thuman was running on a segregation is platform, he was paying for his half black daughter’s college education.
We can evaluate Trump by his support for Democrats. Dated 2011
… of the nearly $420,000 Trump has donated to committees, the largest recipient has been the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee with $116,000 — or more than one fourth of his total contributions to all party and political action committees.
$7,000 to former Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.), the “liberal lion of the Senate”
• $7,500 to former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani (R)
• $5,500 to Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) including $2,000 during his 2004 presidential run
• $5,000 to former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.)
• $4,000 to former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle (D-S.D.)
• $2,000 to former President George W. Bush (R)
• $1,000 to then-Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.)
In 2010, Trump also contributed $4,000 to Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), who easily won re-election. Schumer has received $8,900 from Trump since the 1996 election cycle. Trump has also been generous to New York’s other Democratic U.S. senator, Kirsten Gillibrand, who’s received $5,850 in Trump money.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has received the fourth-largest amount of Trump’s contributions, including $4,800 in the successful 2010 campaign against Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle. In total Trump has contributed $10,400 to Reid.
Embattled Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-N.Y.), who was censured last year by his U.S. House colleagues, has received the most Trump money, totaling $24,750.
http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2011/02/donald-trumps-donations-to-democrats/#
Amanda Carpenter was talking about a blacklist to ruin the livelihood of anyone who didn’t support Cruz and who did support Trump. That’s clearly wrong.
You are lying. She just suggested as my direct quote says to oppose their “political ventures”.
That is like saying voting against someone is denying them a livelihood. I wouldn’t want Cruz to hire Jesse Jackson for his campaign manager. Jesse Jackson’s political activity is the core of his political job.
You don’t use political beliefs when choosing an insurance agent, but of course you do when hiring for a political job.
Are you not going to hold it aagainst Scott Walker for endorsing Cruz? I’m sure it effects his chances of working in a Trump administration.
I’m not lying at all. You can’t be much of a Bible Thumper if you don’t know it’s a sin to falsely accuse someone.
Here you go:
“Republican officials, and private citizens who have formally endorsed Trump if anyone else is interested in joining me.”
https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/03/blackballing-those-who-endorse-trump
If your livelihood is politics, then you take your lumps if the voters don’t support you. I wish Hillary Clinton all the financial success in the world, but in the political realm, I wish her failure if her views are unchanged.
Surely you didn’t miss the quote I gave you, where she says she’s going to go after private citizens.
Only in their “political ventures.”
The Koch brothers are private citizens.
Nope. She doesn’t say that. She says in every way.
Amanda Carpenter is not suggesting you should attack Trump supporters by Internet shaming women for their appearance or accusing them of affairs, or assaulting women.
Are you sure about that?
Don’t know Amanda that well, but that is what Trump does and incourages.
You can read Amanda’s own words. It’s what she encourages. She is a vile woman.
I read her words, if you have some other reliable statements that did not come from Trump henchmen, National Enquirer, Breibart, Adriana Cohen. @RogerJStoneJr and @DanScavino… and who else #SleazyDonald then I’m willing to be persuaded.
a.) Her own words confirm she said that.
b.) You obviously didn’t have the time to listen to the Frank Morano radio interview, so why are you commenting on something you’ve not even heard?
Go away, you disingenuous phony Christian. You’re as bad as sleazy Ted.
Frank Morano radio… that is exactly the sleazy Trump minion, Roger Stone interview. He taunts Cruz to sue, knowing it would never be settled before an election and that.
1 Stone doesn’t have any wealth a lawyer would sue for.
2. The National Enquirer never accuses Cruz of an affair only repeats anonymous alleged or supposed affairs from political operatives who have no personal knowledge of any affair.
Roger Stone the worst type of political trash. Always claiming to have proof, but never providing any.
a.) Stone is a millionaire just in book sales alone. :)
b.) He told them to sue the NE, which is the source for the story, or even the Rubio detectives who have the information. Stone is not the source for the story so he wouldn’t be sued. Try to keep up.
The sister-in-law allegedly confirmed the story, and Amanda Carpenter is left with egg on her face.
Brace yourself. This is all from Roger Stone’s Wikipedia page, with references. I suggest you go directly to the Wikipedia page.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Stone
“I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays…It was my first political trick”
Stone’s political career began in earnest with activities such as contributing money to a possible rival of Nixon in the name of the Young Socialist Alliance—then slipping the receipt to the Manchester Union-Leader.
He also got a spy hired by the Hubert Humphrey campaign who became Humphrey’s driver. According to Stone, during the day he was officially a scheduler in the Nixon campaign, but: “By night, I’m trafficking in the black arts. Nixon’s people were obsessed with intelligence.”
Stone went to work for Bob Dole, but he was fired after columnist Jack Anderson publicly identified Stone as a Nixon dirty trickster
John Sears recruited Stone to work in Ronald Reagan’s presidential campaign in 1979–80, coordinating the Northeast. Stone said that former McCarthyist Roy Cohn helped him arrange for John B. Anderson to get the nomination of the Liberal Party of New York, a move that would help split the opposition to Reagan in the state. Stone said Cohn gave him a suitcase that Stone avoided opening and, as instructed by Cohn, dropped it off at the office of a lawyer influential in Liberal Party circles. Reagan carried the state with 46 percent of the vote. Speaking after the statute of limitations for bribery had expired, Stone later said, “I paid his law firm. Legal fees. I don’t know what he did for the money, but whatever it was, the Liberal party reached its right conclusion out of a matter of principle”.
Stone was for many years a lobbyist for Donald Trump on behalf of his casino business [23] and was also involved in opposing expanded casino gambling in New York State, a position that brought him into conflict with Governor George Pataki.
In 1996, Stone resigned from a post as a volunteer spokesman in Senator Bob Dole’s campaign for president after The National Enquirer wrote that Stone had placed ads and pictures in racy swingers publications and a website seeking sexual partners for himself and his second wife, Nydia Bertrane Stone, whom he married in Las Vegas in the 1992. Stone initially denied the report.[10][11] On the Good Morning America program he said: “An exhaustive investigation now indicates that a domestic employee who I discharged for substance abuse on the second time that we learned that he had a drug problem is the perpetrator who had access to my home, access to my computer, access to my password, access to my postage meter, access to my post-office box key”. In a 2008 interview with The New Yorker Stone admitted that the ads were authentic.
Stone was accused on an episode of Hardball with Chris Matthews on August 22, 2007, of being the voice on an expletive-laden voicemail threatening Bernard Spitzer, father of Eliot, with subpoenas.
In February 2010, Stone became campaign manager for Kristin Davis, a madam linked with the Eliot Spitzer prostitution scandal, in her bid for the Libertarian Party nomination for Governor of New York in the 2010 election. Stone says that the campaign “is not a hoax, a prank or a publicity stunt. I want to get her a half-million votes.”[34] However, he was later spotted at a campaign rally for another gubernatorial candidate, Carl Paladino;[35] of whom Stone has spoken favorably.[36] Stone has admittedly been providing support and advice to both campaigns, on the grounds that the two campaigns have different goals: Davis is seeking to gain permanent ballot access for her party, while Paladino is in the race to win (and is Stone’s preferred candidate). As such, Stone does not believe he has a conflict of interest in supporting both candidates.[37] While working for the Davis campaign, he corroborated with a group entitled “People for a Safer New York” to send a flyer labeling Libertarian Party candidate Warren Redlich a “sexual predator” based on a blog post Redlich had made in April 2008.[38] The move backfired, and Davis finished in last place with roughly half the votes Redlich did while Redlich finished with the highest vote total of any Libertarian gubernatorial candidate in the state’s history. Stone continues to hold ill will against the Libertarian Party of New York.
Here is a prophetic excerpt
On February 15, 2012, Stone announced that he would change his affiliation to the Libertarian Party, predicting a “Libertarian moment” in 2016 and the end of the Republican party.
In a review [The Man Who Killed Kennedy: The Case Against LBJ] for The Washington Times, Hugh Aynesworth wrote: “The title pretty much explains the book’s theory. If a reader doesn’t let facts get in the way, it could be an interesting adventure”.
Why are you focusing on Roger Stone when it was Amanda Carpenter’s sister-in-law who allegedly made the claim?
THAT HAS BEEN DEBUNKED.
That was originally posted on an app site called Medium. Medium is owned by a Twitter founder and basically is a Twitter that allows more than 144 characters. It was posted under the name of “Enforcer for Trump”. Roger Stone has been known to call himself that. It is not true.
https://medium.com/@Blackppl4Trump/l-affaire-of-ted-cruz-c1818b9db18f#.f8kgs2oxp
It has never been debunked, and Amanda Carpenter was invited to sue if it was false. She has not.
Look at time lines for lawsuits. Hulk Hogan’s has taken 4 years and he still has not gotten a dime. It is on appeal. Also Erin Andrews suit took years. Kenny Bingham’s suit against Fits is going on a year. It was not filed for months after the article.
She hasn’t sued.
YET!
Trump like to go around threatening Suits. It is mostly bluster and remember the NE never accuses Cruz of an Affair, only repeats a ‘Dirty Tricks” allegations and supposedly…
So why aren’t Amanda Carpenter and Ted Cruz suing NE or Rubio’s camp since they say it’s all lies?
Drew Johnson was fired from the Washington claiming he can confirm two of the women.
Yes, which is very telling and only enhances Drew Johnson’s credibility. By the way, Cruz’s name appeared on another madam’s list – both Ashely Madison’s and a new one – Pamela something or other.
You are a liar. Ashley Madison was hacked a year ago. Ted Cruz’s name was not on it. Fits posted links to the downloads. You are caught in your lies so instead of admitting it you just go on to the next lie. I’m finished with you. Good Day LYING Guest.
You are a disgusting false accuser. Check the news before you lie like this and falsely accuse someone else.
http://www.rollcall.com/heard-on-the-hill/team-cruz-capitol-police-pop-up-in-ashley-madison-data-dump/
You’re right but this occured 5 months after Cruz announced his candidacy and could have been created by the hackers themselves or anyone else. Here is a quote from your link.
You are wrong. It was hushed over. His name was found at the same time Josh Duggar’s was, and look how that turned out.
Duggar case was mainly about revealing the juvenile records of child abuse of his sister.
Josh Duggar and Ted Cruz were both found on the Ashley Madison account at the same time. Only Duggar faced consequences over it.
All of the accusations are coming from two individuals connected to Trump Roger Stone and Dan Scavino who both have long relationships with Trump, not Rubio, Savino has run Trump’s golf courses.
The Rubio camp and the sister-in-law have nothing to do with Trump. Try to stay on topic.
Stone was the only one named in the National Enquirer.
He was the only one who gave an OPINION of the article. If he was the source, he wouldn’t have been named.
Have you read Roger Stone’s Wikipedia Page and about Trump’s long relationship him and the NE editor? Then there are no Known accusers other than Trump’s thug friends.
Other news sources have acknowledged that the information came from RUBIO’s camp. Do you not read the new before commenting?
Names, Names, Names?
Open the link. Google it yourself. You are intentionally being obtuse, or else you’re lying – or else you’re really, really stupid. Any of the 3 don’t bode well for you.
That is what liar says, “Google it yourself”. He can’t Google it himself and provide a link, because there is nothing to be found. May be the other guy will believe me and not bother Googling himself.
Don’t tell a little lie, no one will believe it. Make it a brazen lie, that most would think, he would never tell that big of a lie, so it must be true and a multitude of lies. They will never track them all down. Besides, they only have to believe one of them.
There are two types of evil people, the ones who break the law and get caught. They are usually dumb or can’t provide for themselves legally.
Then there are the ones like you. I know you think you are just having fun with me. I’m game. I enjoy it. But the fun you are having with other people’s lives and reputations is perverse. See your kind of evil would not take the risks of breaking the law or at least not big risks. You don’t take the risk of being found out either. You use the internet, not for good, but for the impunity it gives you. So you are not too dangerous, because you stay within a safety zone anonymously.
What makes you potentially dangerous, is if there was a breakdown in the law where you could act with impunity publicly. How would you behave if you were in ISIS held Syria?
You are the perfect Brownshirt recruit. You and your survival will be all that matters with a little bit of sadism for entertainment.
40% of the people voted for Hitler and most of the rest were terrified into going along or didn’t care. Only a few resisted. I think you are one who would have been in the 40% that voted for Hitler.
I pray that you do some soul searching and question what it says about you by the way you get your kicks.
I already gave you multiple links. You are a despicable liar, and you are not a Christian.
So you disagree with someone’s politics and you think it’s OK to attack their marriage and family and also the marriages of the other women involved. Your candidate has admitted worse in his own book, but that doesn’t matter. Only winning matters. Destroying other people is just part of the price.
This was from seventhndr on the comments from theconservativetreehouse.com 3/25/2016 at 9:02pm
L’affaire of Ted Cruz
A lover’s sister-in-law speaks out.
This week the National Enquirer (which first reported the affair of failed Democrat party member John Edwards) broke a story that alleges Ted Cruz had multiple affairs with various women, while his wife Heidi Cruz was battling depression. The Cruz campaign has yet to respond to the allegations, but a short phone call with the sister in-law of one of the women, after I found her online through use of the White Pages, appears to confirm the allegations.
The woman, whose brother is married to the alleged paramour?—?who appears on CNN as contributor, said, “It’s true. They were together only a few times.” She added her sister-in-law, “was transfixed by Ted. He has a way of selling ice to an Eskimo.” I asked when the affairs occurred. “Right before Ted’s campaign for Senate,” she said. “They’d get together when Cruz visited DC.” She added, “The whole family knows, everybody knows about this.”
Cruz’s lover is married and has children.
“Trump wants to bully and intimidate folks and that clearly is having a trickle down effect. It really really sucks,” the lover appeared to admit in a Tweet as the Enquirer’s story was disclosed.
“My brother knows about all this, but still loves her,” the sister-in-law said. “It was a mistake, but everybody makes mistake. Ted Cruz is like Clinton though?—?he preys on young admiring women.”
“Randy Ted”, as the Enquirer labeled him, is accused of having at least five affairs with multiple women in multiple places, such as closets and bathrooms on campaign buses.
The affairs stand in stark contrast with the Christian moralizing persona Cruz has constructed on the trail. And numerous media personalities and rumors have been circulating for weeks on Twitter about Cruz’s love making. But the hot Cuban blood runs deep apparently. Cruz’s father, Raphael, abandoned the family for reasons that are still unknown.
In the past few months Cruz has attacked his main competitor, Donald Trump, for holding New York values. It appears, however, that Cruz is the one with values problem.
Advertising for other married pols looking for a quick fling probably.
Is it just me or why does a grown, mature, man running for the presidency play on his twitter account late into the night, and why the Hell would you post a sexist image of your opponent’s wife and be proud of it? Seems to be just a tad on the narcissist psychotic side, perfect for any politician. Trump, you dirty pig.
I see what you did there, alrighty then.
Have you ever seen Trump’s wife’s twitter and Instagram account? Yikes. And he was pissed about the GQ photo? She’s posted some rather racy pics online of herself. One of them that cracks me up is of her and Donald with a grand piano. She’s splayed across the top of it with her boobs hanging out of a low cut dress and he is sitting at the piano bench – reminded me of Liberace.
If a woman with boobs hanging out reminds you of Liberace….well…well…I just don’t know what to say to that. Secondly, Mrs. Trump is a former model and Socialite (entertainer?), apples and oranges. What I did do is compare apples to apples and check out Michelle Malkin’s (conservative commentator) twitter and found no sexy selfies. Tons of very hot, very pretty press type photos, but none on a hotel bed.
You had to see the picture, it was Donald sitting at the piano that reminded of Liberace. Elaborate room, all gold etc.. And Amanda is dressed like a Sunday School teacher compared to Mrs. Trump on the piano. She’s not modeling any longer, she could be the first lady, so don’t hand me this apples and oranges nonsense. She tweeted a pic of just her front bottom half in about a inch thong last Jan. The gals on Fox dress more scantily than that pic of Amanda.
She calls him “Daddy” Cruz as well. What respectful married woman would call another man (who also happens to be married) Daddy. How does her husband feel about that, I wonder? How about Heidi Cruz? She’s the only victim in all of this.
I was just thinking the same thing. Adult women who post that many selfies are screaming for attention and approval from outside the home front, very sad.
Who are you to judge who to take selfies when. I also hate those who take moral high road commenting about their “picture taking habits”.
Where are the condoms? Are they the black strip next to her right butt cheek on the bed?
Yes, some think it is a dress label. I don’t really care but interestingly enough some hacker posted pics of Weiner’s weiner with his account so she is telling the truth, insert eye roll here.
Notice the headboard is padded. That’s a good thing. Time for some – (take it away Corruption) ——-
MEAT CURTAINZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Edit: I’m thinking Arby’s!
Edit Again:
http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/BGCHjs-15oQt6CugMMr3VA/348s.jpg
Those are Asian.
Asian?
The curtains are horizontal. ;-)
D’OH!!!! (face palm)
I obviously am not fully awake yet, Taz!
Very convenient and timely that she’s in a tight revealing dress on a hotel bed with condoms by her side.
download the photo, enlarge it, use light and contrast filter , its condoms
I’ll take your word for it.
Condom-gate
That should be the headline …
Trojan Horse!!!!
What brand are those condoms?
I dunno, but I had a brand once, every one of them ripped. Not ribbed. Ripped.
That’s why a wise sheep herder who is hung doesn’t mess with the crops.
I bought a condom and put it in my wallet when I was fourteen. By the time I pulled it out to use it, it was older than the girl I was with. [Lewis Grizzard]
And we all walked around with those stupid oval impressions in our wallets, thinking chicks thought it was cool.
Lamb’s Intestine I think.
Those get pre-stretched by Middle Easterners before the lamb is slaughtered.
It Should Be Who Cares AND What The Hell Is It Suppose to Mean? The picture was posted 3 weeks ago. I seriously doubt she’s been bonking Ted, if that is even true, since the campaign started.
She’s a trashy liar. They weren’t shopped in. People adjusted the contrast to get a better idea of the shape, and low and behold, there are two curious rings. It was untouched on her IG even as she was calling it a shop. Not to mention she was the first person to call them condoms lol. Lying ho.
Who cares. Condoms are good – they make some men last longer. Maybe Ted’s a little to quick out of the gate.
For some, maybe…
As for me, screw condoms (or probably not). I like the feel of real!!!!
The gynecologist raised his head after completing his examination. “I’m sorry,” he said, “but removing that
vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy and delicate operation.”
“I’m not sure I can afford it,” sighed the young woman on the examination table. “Why don’t you just replace the batteries?”
A duck is buying a package of condoms. The clerk asks, “Cash or charge?”
The duck says, “Just charge it to my account, please.”
The following week the duck is back to purchase another pack
of condoms. The clerk asks, “Want me to put them on your bill?”
The duck replies, “No thanks – I’m not that kind of duck.”
Two rings? Don’t condoms come in packs of three or more?
Oh… !!!
What it sounds like when POGO removes a condom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwcpHFBxQMo
Second winner of the day.
How to prove that the woman enjoys sex more than the man. When your ear itches and you put your little finger in and wiggle it around and take it out again, what feels better – your finger or your ear?
OK, I’m sticking my finger in my ear. I don’t get it.
They appear to be SKYN brand too!
no , i still have a single in my wallet from 1968. i figure i’ll get lucky one day . my wallet has a ring imprint from my fat ass having sat on it for so long
She’s on CNN and denies any affair or inappropriate behavior with Cruz.
what about with DeMinTed?
Dopey republican
So young hot female R wannabes screw married US Senators with Presidential aspirations to get leverage on their climb to the top of the manure pile? A la House of Cards? Careful, she may get pushed in front of a train.
Edit:
“Careful, she may get pushed to the front of THE train.”
Just trying to help.
Never heard about the train. I thought it was just her and Ted?
CNN Should be ashamed of the message and messager they back. It almost like CNN stands for Communist News Service!!!!
Good for Jake Tapper, calling out that they are lying. Someone in the media needs to start doing it. Till now, they’ve just let Trump and his minions get away with the BS.
Look at the connections and connect the dots. ( Amanda Carpender, Michelle Fields, Ted Cruz and that Liz Mair its like they have.a secret Anri-Social thing going on and Target Trump like it would break up there Gluttonous Orgy!!
Michelle Fields worked for Breitbart, Trump’s media mouthpiece, when the grabbing happened. And all his online supporters trying to back up these affair smears (looking at pics & making videos) are just like the numskulls who claimed two middle eastern students they spotted in online Boston photos were the bombers. Even a newspaper got caught up in that frenzy and published it. AND IT WAS FALSE.
I have done a Google search. “Amanda Carpenter condoms”
Then in the menu I clicked “images”.
In the search I found several images that zoomed into the same black rectangle shown I fits image, only it is a package that has no print, logos, or graphics of any kind. The package appears to be the shape of two condoms or translucent image through the packaging. Interestingly, when I clicked view page from the Google search, the zoomed image had been taken down from several websites but the story was still there. I found one where the entire story was taken down. No one is claiming that the zoomed photo was not PhotoShopped, but are still showing the original photo that is not clear what the dark rectangle is on the bed spread.
The zoomed image is not the same image as shown above. I went to Instagram and tried brightening the picture, but was unable to see the images of condoms. Again, no one is denying that the zoomed image was PhotoShopped.
Look at this picture, Thumper. What do you think it is?!?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/714898756420939780
Nothing to do with Amanda Carpenter. Is that Ms. Fields with a poison pen? Maybe, it’s a blow dart. Could be a nuclear atomizer. What do you think?
I think it looks like the top of an old rusty can — like she wants to psyche someone out that she is about to ‘terminate a pest’
(did ddt ever come in an aerosol can? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT)
They do these same kinds of things here in Lexington. Just walking down the street can bring out at least one of the hive-minded assholes — but they almost always use the gallon-size sprayers. Trying to keep up with Texas, I suppose.
Yes. I am. A benevolent pest. ;)
That’s amazing. You see a can lid and can even see rust on it. You’re good.
Nutjob, you do realize she was working for Breitbart at the time. The website that is in bed with Trump. Man oh man, does Trump have some kooks for supporters.
And one more thing, it looks like the end of a combo laser pen.
I dunno what it is but a lot are saying its a pen and I’ve never seen a pen that looks like that.
This from the Dear Leader who was paid to peddle the Rubio affairs with several D.C. lobbyists. Then the Rubio homo in the park stories. The only one wearing no clothes here is FIts, and not from getting nkkid with Trikki Nikki.
Rubio’s mistress could not be reached for comment.
Oh, they have his contact info?
On a role today buddy!!!
like once trump comes in he will bring back morals and well like decency to usa because the world knows it has been like steered into the gutter and if u ever seen an indian gutter u dont want to be there but thats where usa has gone
2016 trump make america great again pls
Trump – morals and decency? LOL.
There’s a subtle implied message in this picture.
“What Cruz is getting ready to do to me, is what he is going to do to you.”
“And he has only one condom left”
Third winner of the day!!!!!
“He just kept rushing through the lovemaking, which is the part I like, the
beginning part. Most women are like that. We need time to warm up. Why is this hard for you guys to understand? You’re the first people to tell us not to gun a cold engine. You want us to go from zero to sixty in 5.5. We’re not built like that. We stall.”
A man was in a long line at the Walmart, and as he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms and viagra, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, “What size condoms?” The customer replied that he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, “One box of large condoms, Register 5.”
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms and Viagra, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, “One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5.”
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms and Viagra. She asked him what size and he said he didn’t know.
She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said…
“Cleanup, Register 5!”
That was good, Shifty!!!!
This may be NSFW but is funny. Ownage Pranks is this white guy who is a voice actor with multiple voices/ethnicities. This one is by Buk Lau, an effiminate little Asian guy who is one of his regular personas.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H43BRiQ8Yxs
FUNNY stuff!!!! When I worked at Winn-Dixie it was common for a employee calling the store to first prank whoever was unlucky enough to answer. Once you got them uncomfortable as Hell then you would let them off the hook. I also had a buddy whose wife was from Estill and bless her heart, I could prank her 20 times a day if I was so inclined, so dog gone gullible. She would be getting all upset and I could hear him in the background saying “JESUS honey, you KNOW it is Taz!”.
Estill? You’re fucking with us now!!!!
I used to have quite a file of different voices that I used to phone prank friends, co-workers, etc with. With old age, I have lost most of the voices from lack of use.
It’s going to be hell to pay the chinks in my Karma that I have incurred from such.
That guy is terrific! My sides are hurting from laffin…!!
Here’s one more, if I can get it to post. Laughed till my guts were bleeding. It is age restricted so you need to be logged in on YouTube to hear it.
The voice with the yellow cc is Ownage Pranks. The voice with the blue cc is the guy on the gay hotline he connected with.
https://m.youtube.com/verify_age?next=%2Fwatch%3Fitct%3DCCwQpDAYACITCJrL1Mqi58sCFVStvgodnEkOUVIhb3duYWdlIHByYW5rcyBnYXkgaG90bGluZSBjcmVlcGVy%26sts%3D16881%26utcoffset%3D-240%26v%3DWyQ0sVkSBww&client=mv-google&layout=mobile
that was weird — but sorta’ funny
Oh yeah, definitely weird. He has a bunch of them where he haunts that phone site, but that was the funniest of the bunch.
German federal election, March 1933
Hitler got 43.91% of the vote the rest was split among 5 parties. That was the last time Germany had an election until after the war. The other parties were closed down within a few months of the election. The last elected legislature was closed down.
Hello FITS control, come in. We have reached level Godwin, I repeat, level Godwin over.
Are you suggesting my educational post should be compared with current events? Shocking!
United States presidential election, 1860
Abraham Lincoln got 39.8% of the vote
Hubbie deletes his Twitter account – wife’s goes silent for once (thx b 2 God) – the children will be absorbed somewhere and the puppy still needs to be fed:
http://www.chriskinnan.com/
Where’s the wedding ring?
Where is Melania Trump’s clothes?
I sold them.
The beans about Heidi that Trump threatened to spill. I’m willing to bet it’s that she and Ted are estranged. Heidi just canceled all of her appearances too.
I’ll take that bet.
Ted Cruz’s campaign on Monday abruptly canceled two New York appearances by his wife so she could rush to Wisconsin to stump with him ahead of that state’s April 5 primary approaches.
http://nypost.com/2016/03/29/cruz-campaign-cancels-heidis-new-york-appearances/
The “condoms” are actually the new dress tag, hence the comment “Test driving tonight’s look”.
Too large to be a dress tag, unless it was Ted’s dress ;)
You’ve obviously not been shopping with your wife/girlfriend
Dress tags are larger than condom packages. Forget I said that.
Trump is the candidate that is not lying. Yet he received the most attacks. Rubio exposed these things, yet everyone blame Trump.
What did Trump say? Brussels It’s like living in a Hell Hole—three months before the terrible attack happened. It seems the media have an agenda this year.
I have been having a comment thread with “Guest” below. Read about how Trump’s associates have been pushing the story. Look at Roger Stone’s Wikipedia page.
Trump probably slept with 100s of beauty pageants while being married. due to his wealth That is more believable than anyone in right mind sleeping with Ted. Anywho this melania whore would not have married this orange pig but for his wealth. A trophy wife and her asinine husband have no reason to smear another woman or another candidate.