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Programming Note

Please accept our apologies for the sporadic posting of late … Our founding editor’s wife – the lovely Katrina Marie Folks – gave birth this week to a beautiful new baby boy.  Sebastian Robert Folks was born at 12:07 a.m. EST on Monday, November 23.  The little lad weighed six pounds,…

Please accept our apologies for the sporadic posting of late …

Our founding editor’s wife – the lovely Katrina Marie Folks – gave birth this week to a beautiful new baby boy.  Sebastian Robert Folks was born at 12:07 a.m. EST on Monday, November 23.  The little lad weighed six pounds, thirteen ounces (which is tiny for a Folks’ baby).  The good news?  Baby is doing well and mother is recovering nicely.

Here are some pics of the little guy with his big brothers and sisters …

(Click to enlarge)

(Via: Sic)

Thanks to friends and family for their thoughts, prayers and well wishes over the last few days.  Also, thanks to our readers for their patience.  We should be back at again it very soon …

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125 comments

TroubleBaby November 24, 2015 at 12:38 pm

Congrats to you and your wonderful family.

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Bible Thumper November 24, 2015 at 12:40 pm

Congratulations. Beautiful kid.
Kid won’t be wearing that Gamecock onesie for a while though.

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The Colonel November 24, 2015 at 12:40 pm

Congrats – time to get a hobby.

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Tazmaniac November 24, 2015 at 1:26 pm

I have a buddy born on November 14, same as 2 other siblings. I tell his Mom that she kept giving the same old gift to his Dad for Valentines day.

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shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:37 pm

A traveling salesman declared that he had the most
perfect wife who ever lived. “Isn’t it monotonous to go through life with such a paragon?” his companion asked.

“Well, I may have put it a little strong – absence makes the heart grow fonder, you know!” said the home-going husband. “If she has any little fault at all, it’s a tendency to profanity when intoxicated!”

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shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:39 pm

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
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1. It’s Important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans
up, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women never ever meet each other or you could end up dead like me.

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shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:42 pm

— The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

— Sex when you’re married is like going to a Seven-Eleven. There’s not as much variety, but at three in the morning, it’s always there.

— Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.

— The trouble with marrying your mistress is that you create a job vacancy.

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Squishy123 November 24, 2015 at 2:22 pm

It sounds to me like Will has a hobby he enjoys already.

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The Colonel November 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm

Okay, I’ll give you that one…Will – get a new hobby.

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 2:27 pm

well you know women, he was just poking fun and she was taking it seriously.

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The Colonel November 24, 2015 at 2:32 pm

One wonders where they managed to find the time with the brood they already have…

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 5:01 pm

Private Diary of a Viagra Housewife (cont):
———————————————-
Day 5 – What absolute bliss!
Day 6 – Isn’t life wonderful but it’s difficult to write while he’s doing that.
(to be continued)

TontoBubbaGoldstein November 24, 2015 at 11:41 pm

It sounds to me like Will has a hobby he enjoys already.

…and a *productive* one, at that.

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Yelsewh November 24, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Someone buy them a tv for the bedroom.

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The Colonel November 24, 2015 at 2:34 pm

And get them cable – the Preferred TV with HBO options…

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tomstickler November 24, 2015 at 4:23 pm

No need to go to Duggartown.

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Mike at the Beach November 24, 2015 at 5:41 pm

Eww… ;-)

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:27 pm

IKEA is having a sale on triple bunk beds….

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 12:48 pm

A beautiful family indeed! I got things covered here Fits.:)

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TARevolution November 24, 2015 at 12:50 pm

I accept you r apology. But the rest of the FITS followers do not require it. They don’t value your work, and no problem w/ the hiatus.

PS: Congrats on the precious new arrival..and the beautiful family…but remember, the world you help mold, ALL of our children must struggle to survive in…

I hope the prospect that the society you construct is where YOUR children will be forced it–will lead to a cleaner act from you…We can pray pray for that at least.

Drugs, ISIS-apologists, Democrats, homosexual (or any) predictors – will destroy our kids…quit advocating for them…

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:01 pm

Well spoken.Fits has been an advocate for the sanctity of life and a true voice against the destruction of the unborn.

It would seem natural that his defense against the most vulnerable in our society would extend into being vigilant in the defense of protecting our nation, communities and families/children from the evil of liberalism and the diseases of foreign enemies (including ISIS and illegals),drugs and homosexuality.

Hope to see it.

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sparklecity November 24, 2015 at 1:05 pm

A simple “great picture of you new arrival;wishing your entire family well” would have sufficed instead of a fucking right-wing talk radio ramble………….
But you just can’t let it go can you??????
That being said, we’ve got a lot to be thankful for on 26 November 2015!!!!!!

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:07 pm

but somebody needs to tell him turkey is on the menu so he will stop choking his chicken.

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:15 pm

Really uncalled for with pictures of Will and his family on here.Shame you extended YOUR perversion into his time of joy.

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm

unlike you, i’m sure willie has a life and could give a shit what i post on here and i’ll take it one step further, i am sure his children are not allowed to read what you and tar post on this blog, sicko.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm

Pervert.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 3:25 pm

I have a life too! I wake up, I post here, I go to the grocery store and buy lunch with EBT, I post here, I go back to buy dinner with EBT, I post here, I go to sleep. See how much I do? LMAO!!!!!

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:26 pm

Mahmoud Mojooly, owner of the local MoJo Gas and Pet Playground Park, called and told me he really appreciates your patronage…..

Moore,SC Homeless Shelter November 24, 2015 at 1:19 pm

Please come downstairs and do the dishes if you want to eat Thanksgiving Day.

The chore list is posted.

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TARevolution November 24, 2015 at 1:26 pm

My country – and my family- means more to me than that, no matter how selfish you are…and no matter how much you HATE America, and want me to suffer…

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sparklecity November 25, 2015 at 2:14 pm

I have absolutely no intention of wanting you to suffer….
Looks like you are doing a bang-up of self-inflicting suffering on yourself…………………

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James P. November 24, 2015 at 1:41 pm

Nothing he said has anything to do with “right-wing talk radio ramble”. GT is a self-absorbed menace, plain and simple. He has no principles. His life revolves around nothing more than power struggles and duping people into engaging in those power struggles with him. He copies and pastes the same list of issues every post, without ever providing solutions or articulating a cogent position. He no more represents conservatives than Hitler represents the Jews.

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TARDevolution November 24, 2015 at 3:22 pm

I can’t let it go, no, because my winkie is small and I feel threatened by him. Nobody liked my blog. I’m such a failure.

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Nölff November 24, 2015 at 1:15 pm

Can you say anything without proselytizing?

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TARevolution November 24, 2015 at 1:25 pm

Can you read anything I post w/o shitting all over yourself?…because you’re a racist, America-hating Dumbass?

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James P. November 24, 2015 at 1:37 pm

Can’t FITS do anything w/o you shitting all over yourself and getting up in arms? How about focusing on your family a little? If you think you are doing so by being on here and advocating for anything, you are sadly mistaken. Anything you say is devalued by the fact that you are nothing more than a hateful menace and despicable human being. You will never be effective at anything, so quit trying. Better yet, why don’t you onto RawStory or some other outlet where it’s easier to berate people. They are a bunch of hateful liberals just like you. You will fit in just fine with them.

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horry county cougar watch! November 24, 2015 at 1:39 pm

Hey Boz.Why don’t you put on one of mom’s dresses today and paint your nails in honor of the new baby?

James P. November 24, 2015 at 1:44 pm

Wow, I must have really knocked it out of the park, huh? Your dumbass responses just prove my point every time. You get your ass kicked and then just go into defensive mode. I love when you start digging the next pointless retort out of your butt, it means your are indirectly admitting defeat.

mamabuzzman15 November 24, 2015 at 1:50 pm

BOZ!!! Did you buy a turkey or spend the damn money on Cracker Jacks and Snickers bars again?

Tazmaniac November 24, 2015 at 1:29 pm

Brace yourself, NO, they can’t.

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sparklecity November 29, 2015 at 7:10 pm

Well posted..
Kinda what I was saying but you did a much better job!!!!!
His/her kind just can’t help it, must be in their DNA…………………..

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Keith Olbermann November 24, 2015 at 3:18 pm

You may not like me, conservatives, but join me for a moment as I name TARevolution as the Worst Person in the World.

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TARevolution November 24, 2015 at 4:42 pm

You’ve ruined our nation. You advocate for Race-Hate; Barbaric murderers in the name of religion; Drugs; Baby mutilation and Economic bullying …

I’m appealing to a media voice that influences a dozen-or- so anti-Americans, to ask him to ask them to LOVE their country instead of hate it…

Now who is: “the Worst Person in the World?”

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James P. November 25, 2015 at 8:03 am

Yeah, your hateful rhetoric and juvenile bombast really makes me want to listen to you when you say to love your country. It’s like a preacher who mocks and tears down the disabled and then asks them to love Jesus. You are no more representative of this country than that preacher would be of Christianity.
Also, I notice this is the one thing you decided to respond to after being called out for your hate on a blog post about the expansion of a family. Anything to insulate yourself from having to face the truth, I guess. You are truly a despicable human being.

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TARevolution November 25, 2015 at 11:21 am

I don’t really care how you receive me. The people you idolized are gargantuan fuck-ups. So that says a lot about you, and your level of judgement.

sparklecity November 29, 2015 at 7:20 pm

Worst person in the World???====self-righteous smug right wingnut assholes like you for starters………….
I helped kill shitloads of babies and unborn by orders of the United States military during my time in the desert……..You got a problem with that?????
If you saw me in uniform you would be the first to say “Thank you for your service” like so many well-intentioned people who really don’t know what they are saying.
Your kind don’t even have a clue……………….

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TARevolution November 29, 2015 at 10:45 pm

Say stupid stuff, w/o a point much? LMAO.

sparklecity November 29, 2015 at 7:24 pm

I hear there is a cabin just recently vacated by one of your kind in Black Mountain, NC.
Perhaps you should check it out for an alternate “bug out” compound
You know; that “birds of a feather flock together” thing………..

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TARevolution November 29, 2015 at 10:45 pm

Cliche Much?

sparklecity November 29, 2015 at 7:14 pm

I miss the Keith Olbermann show on MSNBC…..
MSNBC was a better network a few years back…
Still there is Mika Breziniski to ogle………====sigh…………………………………..
I miss Imus In The Morning as well. That crotchy old SOB had a good gig going and he blew it………

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mamatiger92 November 24, 2015 at 12:51 pm

Congratulations!

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:04 pm

groovy cool, sic willie jr. is off to a good start, he is healthy, has plenty of siblings to back his 6 and he looks like his mom.

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Jackie Chiles November 24, 2015 at 1:06 pm

Congrats! Enjoy the baby before the bill arrives!

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shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm

Great looking family …. here’s something for MOM:
————————————————————————
THINGS A MOM WOULD NEVER SAY

“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”

“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”

“Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery”

“Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week”

“Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”

“Well, if Hymie’s momma says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”

“The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”

“I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve”

“Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to improve”

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sparklecity November 24, 2015 at 1:12 pm

Great pic of Mom & Sebastian…wishing your entire family well!!!!!!

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Nölff November 24, 2015 at 1:16 pm

Congratulations, Folks family.

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erneba November 24, 2015 at 1:19 pm

Good looking kid, obviously takes after his mother.

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A True American Family November 24, 2015 at 1:21 pm

A lot better looking than that Kenyan band of moochers stinking up the White House.

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:25 pm

does your family roast marshmellos on burning crosses for thanksgiving or just for christmas?

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:28 pm

Really no place for your pornographic or race baiting comments on this thread.

Show a little dignity for Will’s family.You can continue your FitsNews role as Pee Wee Herman tomorrow.

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:31 pm

if will places the dignity of his family on what goes on in this blog, hell i’ll call child protective services on him, just what exactly do you think this blog is? dude you are just plain weird!

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 2:39 pm

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks;
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It’s American as apple pie.

Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can’t stand,
You can tolerate him if you try!

Will Folks aka Sic November 24, 2015 at 1:47 pm

LOL.

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:51 pm

That was funny?

James P. November 24, 2015 at 1:52 pm

The question was sarcastic. Do you really need this to be explained to you? Or does this somehow devolve into a lecture about morals?

pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:55 pm

Oh.My take is that the stumpknocker family are KKK and Will thought that was funny?

Hey, none of my business.

James P. November 24, 2015 at 2:00 pm

Right, just like a lot of things are none of your business. If you don’t have enough savvy to recognize something that should be innocuous instead of something to get up in arms about, you should probably keep it that way.

stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 2:00 pm

nope we are just a bunch of people trying to keep the FUN in dysfunctional over the holidays, hey i have an uncle just like you, i start spiking his egg nog really early so he passes out and the rest of us can have a good time.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 2:01 pm

Now that was funny! You can be a human being.

stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 2:05 pm

and i am ready to rip you a new one any time we cross swords, never the less, i wish you and your family the best during the holidays, hell every day, i just don’t agree with you very often.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 2:08 pm

A Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well!

James P. November 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm

See, pogo, this is how a decent and good human being handles this type of situation around this time of year or when a family expands. There doesn’t need to be qualifiers or cheap shots thrown in. You are a good soul, but your buddy is not, unfortunate to say. You are a far better person than many are led to believe because you associate with someone who is not.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 2:43 pm

“I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community.”

Muslim Obama bout Rev.Wright

“I can no more disown GT than I can disown my Christian faith.”

pogo bout GT

Rev. Wright November 24, 2015 at 3:12 pm

I’ve said some horrible things, but please don’t associate me with GrandTango. That’s a bridge too far.

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Oh, yeah —- the GrandTango”
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I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you’re mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
(Tom Lehrer)

The Colonel November 24, 2015 at 2:15 pm

FUN in dysFUNctional – that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are…

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 2:19 pm

Indications Your Family May Be Dysfunctional:
————————–

New bill to ban assault weapons
specifically mentions your family.

Your vacations are planned through AA
instead of AAA.

In the middle of a family reunion, FBI cuts power to your house.

Bikers next door always complaining
about the noise.

You have to buy separate greeting
cards for each of Mom’s personalities.

erneba November 24, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Shifty, do you know why it is more masculine to father a girl rather than a boy?

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm

I’m thinking ************ and will return later.

Sic Semper Tyrannis November 24, 2015 at 4:48 pm

I gotta know !

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 5:26 pm

OK — I give up!

erneba November 24, 2015 at 6:38 pm

Any man can father a boy, but it takes a REAL man to blow a hole in them.

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 6:40 pm

Gee, how do I explain that to my five girls?

erneba November 24, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Sounds like you are a real man, gotta be, with six females around. But, I bet you loved it.

shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 8:13 pm

plus — her mother

Flip's Relatives November 24, 2015 at 3:08 pm

Holy shit, never thought of that. Thanks for the heads up. The kiddos will especially appreciate this one, no more repressed memories for them.

Squishy123 November 24, 2015 at 2:24 pm

If you pull that stick out of your butt you’ll see the humor.

pogo November 24, 2015 at 3:06 pm

Man I am out of touch, I should just stop posting.

Squishy123 November 24, 2015 at 2:23 pm

I typically do it on Easter.

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Tazmaniac November 24, 2015 at 1:22 pm

Best wishes again. Happy Early Thanksgiving

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ted November 24, 2015 at 1:29 pm

Awesome. What a great early Christmas present.

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The Buzzman November 24, 2015 at 1:30 pm

Congratulation to you, will — and of course (even more so) to your famously hot and long-suffering wife.

All kidding aside, great looking family!

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stumpknocker November 24, 2015 at 1:34 pm

OK, lets all have a sing along for will and his wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg

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TontoBubbaGoldstein November 24, 2015 at 1:45 pm

Congratulations!

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pogo November 24, 2015 at 1:46 pm

Well I see the same American hating LIBERALS have hijacked Will’s attempts of sharing his latest God inspired blessing by attacking GT with perverted and profane posts.

You people are something and have NO dignity.

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James P. November 24, 2015 at 1:51 pm

What do “American hating LIBERALS” have to do with GT? They are basically one and the same. Your boy GT started the whole thing, got called out for it and now you’re blaming others for “hijacking”? Please, dude, stop it with your incessant and nonsensical defending of that idiot. Do us all a favor and tell him to shut up for once. If anybody else does it, we somehow magically become “American hating liberals”. That’s a tactic that you despicable decided to borrow from him

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pork and beans on turkey DAY! November 24, 2015 at 1:59 pm

Missing my teeth Boz? Did you buy a bag of Beef Jerky instead of the turkey?

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James P. November 24, 2015 at 2:01 pm

You’re not even creative and at least somewhat believable with your trolling. You need to at least try to be subtle and original if you’re going to keep it going.

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FITS Hijacker November 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm

Looks like you are the one hijacking this for your America hating ways. God bless America and Will’s family, and God help you.

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nitrat November 24, 2015 at 1:52 pm

Congratulations!

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Rocky Verdad November 24, 2015 at 2:29 pm

Congrats to Will on the new family member.

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Sic Semper Tyrannis November 24, 2015 at 2:31 pm

Congrats Sic, Sic Semper would be a better name. Just kidding, burn one for me !

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flip November 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm

Finally, I can come off life support! Don’t know what I would do without living on here 24/7! LMAO!!!

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Blair Pettrey November 24, 2015 at 3:43 pm

Congratulations Will &Co you deserve the world & more.

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ThreePalms November 24, 2015 at 4:06 pm

Congratulations! What a happy time. Thanks for sharing.

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staffer November 24, 2015 at 5:09 pm

You need a vasectomy brah.

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James November 24, 2015 at 5:13 pm

Congratulations!

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Mom November 24, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Beautiful family!

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt November 24, 2015 at 6:20 pm

Congrats Will…nothing like the birth of a new baby. My well wishes to you and your family.

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lou bastardo November 24, 2015 at 7:50 pm

who are the other lil’ bastards

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TankMcNamara November 24, 2015 at 8:37 pm

Congrats! I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. Dude, you outkicked your coverage!

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Dice Man November 24, 2015 at 8:45 pm

Lucky number seven. Winner, winner chicken dinner!! Best of everything to Mrs and the kids!!!

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Squishy123 November 24, 2015 at 9:02 pm

Was there a sale on striped shirts?

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shifty henry November 24, 2015 at 10:09 pm

Surplus from the State Pen on Broad River Road?

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Mandingo November 24, 2015 at 9:06 pm

Congratulations, Will. Having and raising children is the most important thing you will ever do in this lifetime. Enjoy ever single moment with your children as they grow up very quickly.

All the best to you and Mrs. Folks.

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Doris November 25, 2015 at 9:56 am

“Like” and agree. We girls at the State House are so proud of you. We knew you when and this new maturity is just what we predicted.

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Derp November 25, 2015 at 4:19 am

I don’t understand; why would an adult, new father go visit his wife in the hospital wearing a baseball cap. And backwards, no less. Like some goober frat boy flip flopping across campus picking his nose?

Congratulations, anyway.

But it’s way past time to lose the goober look.

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Bible Thumper November 25, 2015 at 2:06 pm

At least his kid is wearing his right, like an adult.

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RogueElephant November 25, 2015 at 8:34 am

Congrats Will. Have a great Thanksgiving.

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John Smith November 26, 2015 at 4:46 pm

You spread those genes five times? UGH!

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Bible Thumper November 26, 2015 at 10:12 pm

The older boy’s thoughts: “This better be the last one.”

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Toyota Kawaski November 30, 2015 at 9:32 am

no one ever taught u how to wear a ball cap I see. Hat around backwards like your some kind of dam stud muffin???? more like a dumbass Yankee

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Philip Branton November 30, 2015 at 11:26 am

Congrats to the Folks Family addition………

(…however, we feel certain that a number of mangy politicos are thinking: “Will Mr. Folks stand up for Global Warming and ever get his vasectomy..?? “…..)

Its a great Thanksgiving in South Carolina…..!!

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Not Sayin' Just Sayin' December 3, 2015 at 11:13 am

By “being back at it soon” do you mean making more babies? Congrats!

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