National Politics - 2016

Sarah Palin Would Accept VP Bid

EX-GOP VEEP NOMINEE WOULD TAKE NO. 2 SPOT ON NATIONAL TICKET Former “Republican” vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin would reprise that role in 2016 if any of the GOP presidential candidates asked her to be their running mate. “If I were asked, I’d do it,” Palin told Extra’s AJ Calloway….

EX-GOP VEEP NOMINEE WOULD TAKE NO. 2 SPOT ON NATIONAL TICKET

Former “Republican” vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin would reprise that role in 2016 if any of the GOP presidential candidates asked her to be their running mate.

“If I were asked, I’d do it,” Palin told Extra’s AJ Calloway.

Hmmm …

Two other “Republican” women – former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina and South Carolina governor Nikki Haley – are also rumored as possible vice presidential nominees.  Of course Fiorina is currently running for president, and there is concern about Haley’s ability to survive the vetting process that goes with being a national No. 2.

Would any of that propel Palin back in the national limelight?

We doubt it …

Seriously, without a teleprompter in front of her … ummm, yeah.

“Palin had a chance (several chances, actually) to emerge as a substantive figure on the national political scene … and didn’t.” we wrote last summer.

We don’t see anything changing that anytime soon …

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74 comments

Rocky Verdad November 17, 2015 at 4:52 pm

Bringin’ some of that drunk family values to Washington DC – that’s what we need now.

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Dicklandia November 17, 2015 at 5:56 pm

I’d love for the White House to have a couple of wings added via mobile homes and a chevy pickup on blocks out front on the lawn.

I’d love to do both Sarah and Bristol, at the same time.

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dwb619 November 17, 2015 at 9:18 pm

Don’t forget old “crazy eyes” Bachmann, and that little “witch’ from Delaware.
Dem Republicans sure got some PRIME BEEF!

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Rocky Verdad November 17, 2015 at 11:17 pm

Crazy ass beef.

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President of Dicklandia November 17, 2015 at 11:18 pm Reply
dwb619 November 17, 2015 at 11:23 pm

I say, I believe the lady will know how to apply the right amount of “tooth” to the HOO-RAY Ridge on the backstroke!

The Buzzman November 17, 2015 at 11:33 pm

You know Bachmann needs a good dickin’, and she needs it bad. Marcus don’t swing that way. Never was able to pray the gay that far away.

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TIME OUT! November 17, 2015 at 11:35 pm

The Horry County expert on gays,cross dressing and transgender sets the record straight?

dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am

I always thought that was one reason for all the “foster” children.

The Buzzman November 17, 2015 at 11:34 pm

Little witch was kinda hot.

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dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 8:44 am

Maybe she can cast one of those four hour spells!

Mike at the Beach November 18, 2015 at 11:14 pm

Crazy chics can be fun…for a little while.

sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 10:41 am

You left out Taylor Brown……….

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dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 2:49 pm

Who she be?

sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 5:44 pm

A regular blog writer on this site….

dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 2:49 pm

Got a pic?

Guido Sarducci November 18, 2015 at 7:58 pm

Aye’ matie

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The Buzzman November 17, 2015 at 11:32 pm

You mean you don’t want to bring back the dysfunctional rape and drug culture of Bill Clinton, with his main enabler and defender at the helm this time?

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Fecal Matters November 18, 2015 at 8:20 am

As if Biden isn’t snockered half the time.

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sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 10:48 am

Without a doubt, Palin’s bat-shit crazy; only thing is she’s a bat-shit crazy MILF…

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Mike at the Beach November 18, 2015 at 11:15 pm

GILF, to be precise. Agreed…

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mamatiger92 November 17, 2015 at 4:54 pm

FITS = The Onion?

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Rocky Verdad November 17, 2015 at 4:58 pm

Notice what she’s holding in her hand says whore too!!!

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idcydm November 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm

I’m no Palin fan but come one.

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spic and it spans! November 17, 2015 at 10:13 pm

Rocky is married to a …..too.

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Rocky Verdad November 17, 2015 at 11:18 pm

Well played

Rocky Verdad November 17, 2015 at 11:18 pm

It’s a joke. Did you look at the thing she’s holding. It reads horto

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Glenn Rice November 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm

We have this C-word to thank for Naughty Nikki.

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Comedy Writer November 17, 2015 at 5:16 pm

Oh god, please!
Any combo of Palin/Trump/Carson would be awesome!

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CorruptionInColumbia November 17, 2015 at 5:18 pm

I hope Trump would have better sense than to bring either Skank Palin or Skank Haley in as running mates. As it currently stands, he has a good shot at occupying the WH.

Palin would be better suited to Southern Charm or some other idiotic “reality” show than actual politics. Besides, we have no reasonable ecpectation that she wouldn’t quit if her services as VP were needed.

Learn from (one of) McCain’s (many) mistakes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_rOCDG_btk

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dwb619 November 17, 2015 at 9:20 pm

She had a reality show. I never watched, I think it flopped.
Now NIMRATA is prime for a Southern “trailer park trash” show!
YOU BETCHA!
I CAN SHE THE “INDIAN” GETTIN” ALL COWGIRL FROM MY CHAMPAGNE SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!

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sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 10:41 am

I’ve never seen an Asian Indian living in a trailer park……………..odds are you never will either………
Now living in an apartment over the liquor store or a living in a totally fucked up Motel 6 while being the manager —-that’s a distinct possibility but still odds are against it………….

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dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 2:48 pm

Since when does a “reality show” have to be true?

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sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 5:43 pm

Wouldn’t know…I don’t watch those “reality” shows….just posting that I’ve never seen an Asian Indian living in a trailer park…………….

dwb619 November 18, 2015 at 8:36 pm

If American Pickers and Antiques Road Show are “reality”, then I am guilty.

Limbaughsaphatkhunt November 17, 2015 at 5:22 pm

If Trump/Palin ran…the Dems should go all in with Barney Frank and Rosie O’Donnell

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But I'm the President November 17, 2015 at 5:54 pm

I’ll make her honorary VP of my Dicklandia.

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But I'm the President November 17, 2015 at 6:01 pm

She can be a huge asset on the campaign trail. Marry Bristol to a nigger & bring her on the trail and Trump will lock up the nigger vote as long as he continues to preach throwing the beaners out of the country.

Palin can carry her tard baby around to get the sympathy vote and lock up all the handicapables.

Trump could pick up sections of electorate he could never get otherwise.

Nikki could only get the whore & scorned wife vote, & HIllary already has the latter locked up.

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flip November 17, 2015 at 6:20 pm

I love your style!

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pogo November 17, 2015 at 6:21 pm

Well said, ma’am!
+100000000

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Bible Thumper November 17, 2015 at 6:11 pm

Yeah. And Will Folks would accept being the WH press secretary.

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Mom November 17, 2015 at 7:16 pm

Palin is a has been. Go home now FITS.

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Never Was November 18, 2015 at 11:17 am

Has been implies she had merit at one point.

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dwb619 November 19, 2015 at 6:37 pm

Nice ass, long legs, sweet rack

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TARevolution November 17, 2015 at 8:18 pm

It’s ludicrous that you’d even broach the VP candidate….Y’all gave us Biden.

He may be the biggest joke to ever hold that job….oops…I forgot about AlGore…I take that back…only because Gore was dangerous…Biden’s just a hopeless joke…not that Gore wasn’t a joke…but he took himself seriously…Biden knows he’s a Dumbass….

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vicupstate November 17, 2015 at 8:27 pm

W was joke. Biden just speaks the truth and they call it a gaffe.

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TARevolution November 18, 2015 at 7:47 am

Like when he told a paralyzed man in a wheelchair to stand up…If you’re a liberal, that’s TRUTH to you…LMAO…

It’s why we’re in the mess we’re in…

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mamatiger92 November 18, 2015 at 10:37 am

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” Dan Quayle

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Dan Quayle November 18, 2015 at 11:16 am

TARevolution is about as smart as a potatoe.

pogo November 18, 2015 at 8:11 am

Biden is a brain injured plagerizer,pervert and liar that is so sic as a human being that he hid behind his dead son as the reason he wouldn’t run for President-after he was told a Democrat couldn’t win in 2016.

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mamatiger92 November 18, 2015 at 9:28 am

2 words… Dan Quayle

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pogo November 18, 2015 at 12:04 pm

Rule of law does not apply to the elite. Anybody else would be arrested
and found guilty of indecent exposure then forced onto the Sexual predator
registry for life. So the SS has no recourse against the Vice Flasher?
__________________________
Female secret service agents hate being assigned to Joe …

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3187672/posts

Free RepublicAug 1, 2014 – ‘Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has … The Secret Service is also concerned by Mr Biden’sinsistence that the motorcade that ….. He must be a Pedophile on viagra.

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Diogenes November 18, 2015 at 9:25 am

How can you use the term “jokes” when referring to a Vice President without the names Agnew, Quayle, and Cheney coming to mind? And guess what they all had in common besides being incompetent and/or crooked?

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TARevolution November 18, 2015 at 9:48 am

Cheney was a better VP than Obama is President, Dumbass…your hate of him does not change that…

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sparklecity November 18, 2015 at 10:45 am

Not according to Bush#1 (the last REAL president since Truman & Eisenhour{sp}….) in his new biography

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TARevolution November 18, 2015 at 1:02 pm

I did not qualify my answer, Dumbass…if you have to have Bush to think for you, have at it…but MY answer is what I believe.

Diogenes November 18, 2015 at 11:49 am

You didn’t answer the question. And hate has nothing to do with it. Facts are stubborn things. How did his and Dubya’s Iraq adventure work out? So now there are two questions for you to answer. That would be two, you know the number between one and three.

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TARevolution November 18, 2015 at 1:00 pm

I care only about voicing my beliefs – because they are routinely silenced- despite the fact they are right…

I don’t care about your question…even when I’ve answered them, most of you are so immersed in ignorance, and your backward ideology, answers are meaningless.

erneba November 18, 2015 at 7:54 am

I would not be for either one, but after eight years of Joe Biden the bar has been substantially lowered.

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Libtard November 18, 2015 at 10:04 am

Not No but HELL NO! She is worse than Haley.

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Superfly November 18, 2015 at 10:43 am

The next President will be a Republican, and he’ll have a large pool of extraordinary talent from which to draw from when deciding on a V.P. Having said that, Democrats have proved over the last 7 years that a retard can effectively serve as V.P.

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mamatiger92 November 18, 2015 at 11:21 am

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” Dan Quayle

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Superfly November 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

Right, Biden is a retard.

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mamatiger92 November 18, 2015 at 1:02 pm

My personal favorite…

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

Priceless.

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pogo November 18, 2015 at 1:13 pm

“The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam”

“The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer”

“We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

“As a student of history, I also know civilization’s debt to Islam.”

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

“Islam has always been part of America”

“we will encourage more Americans to study in Muslim communities”

“These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”
“America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings.”

“I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

“Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

“Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

“Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

Priceless…Barry Obummer aka pResident of Muslims USA

Superfly November 18, 2015 at 3:07 pm

Your retort is that Obama and you knowing that Quayle was an idiot, still chose a retard for the current V.P.? How stupid are you people?

pogo November 18, 2015 at 11:57 am

mamatigers92 intellectial soul mate:

“During his first year there, he was accused of having plagiarized 5 of 15 pages of a law review article. Biden said it was inadvertent due to his not knowing the proper rules of citation, and he was permitted to retake the course after receiving an ‘F’ grade, which was subsequently dropped from his record.”

In 1987, Biden had been “accused of plagiarizing a speech that had been made earlier that year by Neil Kinnock, leader of the British Labour Party.” There were more plagiarism incidents. He was accused of using “passages from a 1967 speech by Robert F. Kennedy (for which Biden aides took the blame) and a short phrase from the 1961 inaugural address of John F. Kennedy, and in two prior years to have done the same with a 1976 passage from Hubert H. Humphrey.”

Biden had also stated that “he had graduated in the ‘top half’ of his class, that he had attended law school on a full scholarship, and that he had received three degrees in college, each of which were untrue or exaggerations of his actual record.”

Read more at http://godfatherpolitics.com/13151/joe-biden-idiot-plagiarist-liar/#bUp6zqjVxrDK5XDU.99

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John November 18, 2015 at 11:13 am

Is that photo of the real Ms. Palin or one of the pornos spoofing her? Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

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Scooter November 18, 2015 at 12:36 pm

She is so much better looking than that ugly bitch, H. Clinton.

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KarenJ November 18, 2015 at 1:11 pm

Even Donald Trump wouldn’t be stupid enough to put Sarah Palin in the same position she was in 7+ years ago. She talks a lot about national politics, but usually in garbled nonsense rather than the infantile prose Trump uses — together they’d be the “Dumb and Dumber” scariest leaders of the free world since….well, obviously, George Bush and Dick Cheney.

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Rocky Verdad November 18, 2015 at 2:29 pm

“Look, the little hands move!!!!”

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RT November 18, 2015 at 8:12 pm

Trump needs to pick her for a running mate. Then he will never be elected president.

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ImpaledNazarene November 23, 2015 at 8:12 am

Remember that time when Sarah Palin said (in an NRA convention) “We need to show our enemies that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists!” And everybody laughed. Now we have Syrian terrori…..i mean…. ‘refuges’ about to flood into the country? Yeah.

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NothingBetterOutThere December 1, 2015 at 1:44 pm

Well, she’s gotten too old to fuck for money so she needs income from somewhere. Sounds like a typically thoughtfully considered GOP candidate for VP, or anything else, to me…

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