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The Greatest “Sic Willie” Rumor Ever

EXTRACURRICULAR IMPREGNATION?  || By FITSNEWS || It’s no secret this website’s founding editor has is a prodigious baby maker. It seems every time we turn around, Will Folks‘ wife – the brilliant and beautiful Katrina Folks (a.k.a. “Mrs. Sic Willie”) – is pregnant with another baby.  Speaking of which here’s a recent…

EXTRACURRICULAR IMPREGNATION? 

|| By FITSNEWS || It’s no secret this website’s founding editor has is a prodigious baby maker.

It seems every time we turn around, Will Folks‘ wife – the brilliant and beautiful Katrina Folks (a.k.a. “Mrs. Sic Willie”) – is pregnant with another baby.  Speaking of which here’s a recent pic of the gorgeous Prussian princess with then-22-week-old “Baby Fünf,” who is due around Thanksgiving …

(Click to enlarge)

mrs sic

(Pic: Sic)

And yes, for those of you educated in a government-run school in the Palmetto State, “fünf” is German for “five.”  Which is the number of kids that will be bouncing around the Folks’ household come this fall.

Anyway …

Will Folks’ potent prodigiousness – on display via the growing brood of rug rats at his hacienda – took an interesting turn this week when he was accused by a South Carolina statewide official of siring a child out of wedlock.

No seriously … according to this official, Folks is the “baby daddy” to a child conceived in South Carolina roughly a year ago.

On the advice of our attorneys, we are not printing the name of the elected official making this allegation, nor are we printing the name of the mother of the child child, nor are we printing the name of the child (a beautiful little one, by the way).

At least not yet …

However, our lawyers are drafting up a formal response to the individual making this claim – and at the appropriate time we will share that information publicly.

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72 comments

shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 3:22 pm

T-Rav must really be pissed at you, Will…..

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mamatiger92 July 27, 2015 at 3:26 pm

that was my first thought, too

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 3:30 pm

Someone with a better memory than I please think back to when Sic was in Charleston with T-Rav and his group(ies) partying. That time frame may pin something down (other than diapers)…..

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Bible Thumper July 27, 2015 at 3:31 pm

All the details next season on “Southern Charm.’

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WTF July 28, 2015 at 9:51 am

My first thoughts. I would not put anything like this past Shameless Rav.

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E Norma Scok July 27, 2015 at 3:25 pm

5 kids? Holy shit this website must make a lot more money than I thought.

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 3:28 pm

No, it’s just that Sic reads the comments before going to bed — it pumps up his juices…..

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Rocky July 27, 2015 at 4:10 pm

At least more than old T Lawrence’s did for sure.

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TroubleBaby July 27, 2015 at 3:26 pm

” who is due around Thanksgiving”

How appropriate that you put in bun in the oven for Thanksgiving.

Cue the turkey baster jokes as well.

Seriously though, it’s all good news. Congrats to you and your wonderful family.

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 3:27 pm

The Mrs. Katrina is a lovely, lovely woman — an intelligent face — great foto, Will…..

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Will Folks aka Sic July 27, 2015 at 3:39 pm

Thanks Shifty … I did a-ite.

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Quietus July 27, 2015 at 4:37 pm

Out kicked the coverage I’d say.

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Limbaughsaphatkhunt July 27, 2015 at 8:57 pm

So….did you have a baby with another chick or not? Does this have to do with the Ashley Madison hack?

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John July 28, 2015 at 3:02 pm

No denial. Very interesting.

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The Colonel July 27, 2015 at 6:23 pm

Shifty, I concur on the prepossessing Southern womanly appeal of Mrs Sic Willie.

What I want to know is what she sees in our “wabbit hunting” founding editor? It ain’t his good looks, probably not his erudition either…

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MashPotato July 27, 2015 at 9:16 pm

It shall remain an eternal mystery.

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 9:40 pm

I’m still pondering your question, and when I think I have the answer — it just vanishes…

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sparklecity July 28, 2015 at 9:10 am

The answer lies within that ALL TIME NUMBER 1 HIT of the 1970’s (so ably sung by Paul Anka):
“Havin’ muy Baaby”………………..

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flip July 27, 2015 at 7:12 pm

I agree with you. Say what you want bout Will…my perception is that family is #1.

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Unless That Family Is Muslim July 27, 2015 at 9:26 pm

You don’t hesitate to bash Barack Obama’s family.

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michelle July 27, 2015 at 3:29 pm

Unlike a certain someone from Will’s past, he does not cheat on his spouse.

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Certain Someones July 27, 2015 at 9:50 pm

Just one someone? Will’s worked for one and promised to write a book on another, and I’m sure that’s only skimming the top.

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erneba July 27, 2015 at 3:31 pm

Five kids, he must be trying to populate and control the South Carolina Supreme Court.

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E Norma Scok July 27, 2015 at 3:51 pm

He wants his own basketball team

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Rocky July 27, 2015 at 4:11 pm

Could already beat Clemson!!! Bam!!!!!

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 8:51 pm

[Carol Leifer] —
“I don’t have any kids. Well, at least none that I know about. I’d like to have kids one day, though. I want to be called Mommy by someone other than Spanish guys in the street.”

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 9:12 pm

“How many children do you have?”
“What do you do for aggravation?”
“What do you do for aggravation?”

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 8:53 pm

[Red Buttons] —
“Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.”

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 8:47 pm

Actually, someone told Will that it is a good idea to ask your children what they want to be when they grow up because then he can get some good ideas…..

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Superfly July 27, 2015 at 3:33 pm

“accused by a South Carolina statewide official”

Elected or appointed?

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Will Folks aka Sic July 27, 2015 at 3:34 pm

elected …. ;)

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John July 27, 2015 at 4:50 pm

Who could possibly have an axe to grind with Will…

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The Colonel July 27, 2015 at 6:12 pm

Take your pick:

Department of Administrationwww.admin.sc.govMarcia Adams, Director803.734.8120 Department of Alcohol and Other Drug Abuse Serviceswww.daodas.state.sc.us
Bob Toomey, Director
803.896.5555

Department of Commercewww.sccommerce.com
Robert M. “Bobby” Hitt III, Secretary
803.737.0400

Department of Correctionswww.doc.sc.gov
Bryan P. Stirling, Director
803.896.8500

Department of Employment and Workforcewww.dew.sc.govCheryl Stanton, Director
803.737.2400

Department of Health and Human Serviceswww.scdhhs.gov
Christian Soura, Director
803.898.2500

Department of Insurancewww.doi.sc.gov
Ray Farmer, Director
803.737.6160

Department of Juvenile Justicewww.state.sc.us/djj/
Sylvia Murray, Director
803.896.9749

Department of Labor, Licensing and Regulationwww.llr.state.sc.us
Richele Taylor, Director
803.896.4300

Department of Motor Vehicleswww.scdmvonline.com
Kevin A. Shwedo, Director
803.896.5000

Department of Parks, Recreation and Tourismwww.scprt.com
Duane N. Parrish, Director
803.734.0166

Department of Probation, Parole and Pardon Serviceswww.dppps.sc.gov
Jerry Adger, Director
803.734.9220

Department of Public Safetywww.scdps.gov
Leroy Smith, Director
803.896.7979

Department of Revenuewww.sctax.org
Rick Reames, Director
803.898.5000

Department of Social Serviceswww.dss.sc.gov
Susan Alford, Director
803.898.7601

Department of Transportationwww.scdot.org
Janet P. Oakley, Secretary
803.737.1302

State Law Enforcement Divisionwww.sled.sc.gov
Mark A. Keel, Chief
803.737.9000
Terry Alexander
Merita A. “Rita” Allison
Carl L. Anderson
Michael A. “Mike” Anthony
Todd K. Atwater
Jimmy C. Bales
Nathan Ballentine
Justin T. Bamberg
Bruce W. Bannister
Eric M. Bedingfield
Beth E. Bernstein
Kenneth A. “Kenny” Bingham
William K. “Bill” Bowers
Jeffrey A. “Jeff” Bradley
Norman D. “Doug” Brannon
Grady A. Brown
Robert L. Brown
James Mikell “Mike” Burns
William M. “Bill” Chumley
Gary E. Clary
Alan D. Clemmons
William “Bill” Clyburn
Gilda Cobb-Hunter
J. Derham Cole, Jr.
Neal A. Collins
Christopher A. Corley
Heather Ammons Crawford
William E. “Bill” Crosby
Joseph S. Daning
F. Gregory “Greg” Delleney, Jr.
Chandra E. Dillard
MaryGail K. Douglas
Gregory D. Duckworth
Shannon S. Erickson
Raye Felder
Kirkman Finlay, III
P. Michael “Mike” Forrester
Laurie Slade Funderburk
Craig A. Gagnon
Michael W. “Mike” Gambrell
J. Wayne George
Wendell G. Gilliard
Stephen Goldfinch, Jr.
Jerry N. Govan, Jr.
Daniel P. “Dan” Hamilton
Kevin Hardee
Christopher R. “Chris” Hart
Jackie E. “Coach” Hayes
Phyllis J. Henderson
Patricia Moore “Pat” Henegan
William G. “Bill” Herbkersman
Donna C. Hicks
Jonathon D. Hill
David R. Hiott
William M. “Bill” Hixon
Kenneth F. Hodges
Jenny Anderson Horne
Lonnie Hosey
Leon Howard
Chip Huggins
Joseph H. Jefferson, Jr.
Jeffrey E. “Jeff” Johnson
Wallace H. “Jay” Jordan, Jr.
Ralph Shealy Kennedy, Jr.
John Richard C. King
Roger K. Kirby
Patsy G. Knight
Harry B. “Chip” Limehouse, III
Dwight A. Loftis
Deborah A. Long
Phillip D. Lowe
James H. “Jay” Lucas
David J. Mack, III
Peter M. McCoy, Jr.
Joseph A. “Joe” McEachern
Cezar E. McKnight
Mia S. McLeod
Walton J. McLeod
James H. Merrill
Harold Mitchell, Jr.
Dennis C. Moss
V. Stephen “Steve” Moss
Christopher J. “Chris” Murphy
Wendy K. Nanney
Joseph H. “Joe” Neal
Wm. Weston J. Newton
Ralph W. Norman
Mandy Powers Norrell
Russell L. Ott
J. Anne Parks
Michael A. Pitts
Thomas E. “Tommy” Pope
Joshua A. Putnam
Rick Quinn
Robert L. Ridgeway, III
R. Shannon Riley
Samuel Rivers, Jr.
Leola C. Robinson-Simpson
J. Todd Rutherford
Mike Ryhal
William E. “Bill” Sandifer, III
J. Gary Simrill
G. Murrell Smith, Jr.
Garry R. Smith
James E. Smith, Jr.
F. Michael “Mike” Sottile
Edward L. Southard
L. Kit Spires
Leonidas E. “Leon” Stavrinakis
Tommy M. Stringer
Edward R. “Eddie” Tallon, Sr.
Bill Taylor
Anne J. Thayer
Mary E. Tinkler
McLain R. “Mac” Toole
J. David Weeks
Don L. Wells
J. Seth Whipper
W. Brian White
William R. “Bill” Whitmire
Robert Q. Williams
Mark N. Willis
Richard L. “Richie” Yow
Thomas C. Alexander
Karl B. Allen
Sean Bennett
Lee Bright
Kevin L. Bryant
Paul G. Campbell, Jr.
George E. “Chip” Campsen, III
Raymond E. Cleary, III
Creighton B. Coleman
Thomas D. “Tom” Corbin
John E. Courson
Ronnie W. Cromer
Tom Davis
Michael L. Fair
Chauncey K. Gregory
Lawrence K. “Larry” Grooms
Robert W. Hayes, Jr.
Greg Hembree
C. Bradley Hutto
Darrell Jackson
Kevin L. Johnson
Marlon E. Kimpson
Hugh K. Leatherman, Sr.
Joel Lourie
Gerald Malloy
Larry A. Martin
Shane R. Martin
A. Shane Massey
John W. Matthews, Jr.
J. Thomas McElveen, III
Floyd Nicholson
William H. O’Dell
Harvey S. Peeler, Jr.
Luke A. Rankin
Glenn G. Reese
Ronnie A. Sabb
John L. Scott, Jr.
Nikki G. Setzler
Katrina Frye Shealy
Vincent A. Sheheen
Paul Thurmond
Ross Turner
Daniel B. “Danny” Verdin, III
Kent M. Williams
Tom Young, Jr.

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Soft Sigh from Hell July 27, 2015 at 8:05 pm

If I were hated by all of them I’d somehow have to brag shamelessly of it on a business card or such.

shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm

I don’t see the “GrandTurnip” on that list..!!

Vote of No Competence July 27, 2015 at 9:48 pm

He couldn’t get elected, not even his mama would vote for him.

Mark July 27, 2015 at 9:26 pm

Elected Statewide means Haley, McMaster, Wilson, Eckstrom, Curtis the Treasurer, Supt. Of Ed, Ag Commissioner and did I miss anyone else? Members of the Gen Assembly are not statewide, and sic addressed elected vs appointed. My guess is its Trikki Nikki.

John July 28, 2015 at 3:03 pm

Yo Will, I didn’t see a denial in the article anywhere.

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Jackie Chiles July 27, 2015 at 3:53 pm

Sounds like you’ve got a defamation case on your hands. Hope you win.

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Rocky July 27, 2015 at 4:10 pm

Doubt that, but wonder if the de-fimation is coming from someone who is also complainin’ about some de-fimation? You know what I mean? If you can’ts beat ’em, join ’em.

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just askin July 27, 2015 at 7:03 pm

How can a ‘public’ person sue someone for ‘de-fimation’?

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Rocky July 27, 2015 at 4:08 pm

Great news Wil – good for you. I got kicked off Breitbart – can I get an amen?

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rockofraud July 27, 2015 at 7:08 pm

For what? Holy shit…you didn’t tell that story about your NON alien/illegal mother in-law being on Obamacare, did you?

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Mandingo July 27, 2015 at 11:52 pm

Nope…..they found out that Rocky is actually biracial (half Kenyan, 14 Somali, 1/4 Lexington Redneck PWT, 1/4 mixture of sheep,goat and jackass) well as a flaming homosexual from San Francisco.

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Rocky July 28, 2015 at 12:50 pm

I don’t think it was the Kenyan, I think it was the bi-sexual from SF.

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sparklecity July 28, 2015 at 9:14 am

What did you do???
let me know so I can get on the blog and get kicked off too!!!!!

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Rocky July 28, 2015 at 12:50 pm

I just slapped their posters around a bit. Like I do with Tango.

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Paladin July 27, 2015 at 4:16 pm

Looks like you outmarried yourself.

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guest July 27, 2015 at 4:40 pm

Now that “19 Kids and Still Counting” is no longer on TV. Maybe Will replace it with his own show “4 Kids and Still Counting”.

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Speak D Truth July 27, 2015 at 4:42 pm

Are you changing you last name to Thurmond?

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Manray9 July 27, 2015 at 4:49 pm

A photo of a goateed miscreant with a rifle and a Gamecock jacket is scary in itself, but one that breeds so lavishly — whew!

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mamatiger92 July 27, 2015 at 4:58 pm

A whole slew of stereotypes come to life.

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Bible Thumper July 27, 2015 at 4:53 pm

Soooh……. Your defense is infertility. Right?

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staffer July 27, 2015 at 5:01 pm

Will, could it be Bingham?

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I want a Cuban Cigar July 27, 2015 at 5:07 pm

Congrats! :D

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Libtard July 27, 2015 at 5:16 pm

I thought the greatest sic willie rumor was his tell all book about Nikki Haley, #stillwaiting

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Nölff July 27, 2015 at 7:47 pm

I also heard you punched a handicapped woman’s van. Also, you broke the world record for having the phrase “government run schools” in a website.

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Maury Povich July 27, 2015 at 9:26 pm

This sounds like good episode material to me.

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 11:04 pm

After remaining with his wife during labor and delivery, the proud new father, wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, took his wife’s hand and said emotionally, “Tell me how it was, darling, how it actually felt to give birth.”

“OK, honey, smile as hard as you can.”

Beaming down at his wife and newborn child, the father said, “That’s not so hard.”

She continued, “Now stick a finger in each corner of your mouth.”

He obeyed, with a broad smile.

She went on, “Now stretch your lips as far as they’ll go.”

“Still not too tough,” he mumbles.

“Right,” she snapped. “Now pull them over your head!”

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SYNTwist July 30, 2015 at 3:34 pm

Too funny!

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 11:06 pm

Sam Kemp had invited Tom Bronson, a new business associate from Arizona, to spend the weekend at his country estate. At the airport to fly home, Bronson was thanking Kemp for being such a good host.

“My room was great. The food was terrific. The fishing and horseback riding were fun. And, more than anything else thanks for letting me sleep with your wife. She was terrific and the best I ever had!”

Boarding was announced. Kemp waved goodbye and left.
A stranger walked over to Bronson and said, “Pardon me, but did I just hear you thank that man for letting you sleep with his wife? And that she was terrific and the best you ever had?”

Bronson said, “She really wasn’t, but Sam Kemp’s such a nice guy!”

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shifty henry July 27, 2015 at 11:14 pm

Nowadays, couples are likely to be living together but not lovers (husband and
wife, say), or separated but still involved, or having a fling but not a
long-term affair, or living alone but married (open divorce), or divorced but
still living together. The possibilities
are unlimited.

Relations today are so hazy that you’re likely to hear anything at a neighborhood cocktail party. A few years ago at party a man kept introducing the woman with him (on his, arm, in fact) as “my lady,” and nobody there knew if she was his wife, lover or cleaning woman. If he
had only said “my old lady” people might at least have narrowed it down to wife or mother or perhaps somebody he had just helped across the street.

If the guy had had simply said, “This is Ms. Glenore Garibaldi, my lady,” we might at least have had an inkling that they were more than blind dates and yet less than master and concubine.

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shifty henry July 28, 2015 at 8:11 am

“nor are we printing the name of the child (a beautiful little one, by the way).”

Sic is hoping the kid’s real name isn’t “Zwischen Vier Und Fünf” ,

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SYNTwist July 30, 2015 at 3:32 pm

LOLOL

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E Norma Scok July 28, 2015 at 9:04 am

Why are you holding a rifle? I mean if you really want to be a bad ass, why not an Uzi, or a Mac 10, or even a AR-something. But a bolt action? What are you..the marlboro man?

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sparklecity July 28, 2015 at 9:12 am

Hey “FITS”:
Quit wearing a damn sock over your head and ditch the goatee
You ain’t 19 anymore………………

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Sieg Heil Fuhrer FITS July 28, 2015 at 9:58 am

For those of you educated in a government-run school in the Palmetto State: “fünf” is German for “five.”

And if you are educated (indoctrinated) by the NAZI (US Democrat) Party, you are SURE to know that.

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Spitting image July 28, 2015 at 12:57 pm

Is it Dylann Roof?

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Wilhelm von Winkelstein July 28, 2015 at 4:17 pm

Lindsey Graham?

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footguy July 29, 2015 at 6:02 am

Sexy feet

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HickoryTavernRules4Ever July 29, 2015 at 3:19 pm

Sic Willie should do exactly what Laurens County Sheriff Ricky Chastain does on quite a regular basis, which is take his “conquests” to an abortion clinic in North Carolina.

One of his deputies actually has a “no fetus can beat us” bumper sticker on his patrol car.

Chastain is one sick dude!

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SYNTwist July 30, 2015 at 3:26 pm

I knew something was off in your postings, now I know what. So sorry for Katrina having to go through this while pregnant. I noticed you never denied allegations and hope for you and family untrue.

Statewide representative…..hmmm…must mean US congressman, US Senator or the governor?

Best wishes for you and your family.

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