NEW S.C. FASHION/ POLITICS SITE OFF TO A GOOD START …
|| By FITSNEWS || Some of our longtime readers were a tad surprised when we showered praise on the new Peplum and Politics website – an endeavor founded by, among others, one of our founding editor’s erstwhile amorous … um, entanglements.
(What would this website be with ex-drama, right?)
We wrote about Peplum because we honestly believe it fills a niche in the marketplace of ideas – and of course because it covers shoes (which are like crack cocaine to our founding editor).
In its latest post, Peplum recommends one of our all-time favorite kicks – the Christian Louboutin Decollette 554 100mm.
“Cheap shoes can often be worn down easily, so remember, quality is ALWAYS worth the extra cost!” Peplum’s editors wrote. “A solid, pointed mid-heel pump does the trick for most women and can polish up any drab outfit with some stylish flare.”
We concur … and you’re never going to fine a more timeless, stylish mid-heel pump than this.
Also these patent leather CLs come in both nude and black … so if you’ve got an extra $1,400 laying around, be sure to pick them up both colors.
Anyway, we look forward to seeing more from Peplum … they’re off to a good start.
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Tango and Flip’s new blog?
Is this another one of Will’s “I like to stick my dick in women’s shoes” articles?
I love that Will has a lech,and isn’t ashamed.I like penetrating a guy while he’s doing the wife,a common fantasy among straight men.When everything is synchronized,it’s a beautiful thing.
Do you make him use an enema first or do you like the smell of fresh shit wafting across the room?
I’ve been gay for a long time.An enema isn’t necessary;it’s pretty easy to tell when it’s going to happen cleanly.There are people,straight and gay who are into scatophilia,but even the thought makes me wanna puke,much less sustain an erection.I do love rimming a guy as long as it’s clean.You might want to have your wife or girlfriend stimulate your prostate during intercourse.You’ll have the best orgasm of your life.You’re welcome.
So do you test it out with a finger or something? Do gay guys douche their ass before they go hang out at the river?
You should really be an investigative reporter for FITS.
There are certain things I really don’t want to know in detail… turd pushing, blood wings, and shoe fetish to name a few.
Depending on your stats,I can give you personal instruction.When I was experimenting in my twenties,a young woman asked to fuck her while she was on the rag.I don’t experiment anymore.I know EXACTLY what I’m DOING!
As long as they don’t ask you to go down on them when it’s “that time of the month.” Only once ever in my life did I do that. She was exceptionally hot. It was clit-licking only. Never was even tempted to try it again, though. Tounge in anus, no matter how clean? Won’t ever happen. Nor do I eat chitterlings.
Why are most gay men experts in sex? I swear they must get laid 3x a day 365 days a year. They must have to cork their ass to keep from shitting in their pants.
Hang out at the river?
You been reading Walt Whitman?
Supposedly there’s some gay hangout down by the river, don’t know exactly where but rumor has it is if you want to get your dick sucked or fucked in the ass by some guy that’s the place to go.
What I find strange is how these guys stay married when they’re obviously gay. Straight guys will literally lose sleep over the thought of have a prostate exam. A finger for 5 seconds is nothing compared to the thought of some guy pounding your ass with his dick. Like Andrew “Dice” Clay once said, there’s no such thing as bisexual, either you suck dick or you don’t suck dick.
When it comes to one night stands,I’ve had sex with more married men than ‘gays’.It’s complicated,but I’ll tell you how to determine who is straight/gay/bisexual.It’s who you want to KISS that lets you know where someone’s ‘heart’ is.Kissing is the most intimate activity two people can be involved in…Sex is disgusting,dirty and animalistic.You’re welcome.//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEL93LYTxJk
I have no idea what this story is about but I don’t care. It’s breath of fresh air.
You must have been breathing in a hell of a lot of stank, then.
Some of our longtime readers were a tad surprised when we showered praise on the new Peplum and Politics website – an endeavor founded by, among others, one of our founding editor’s erstwhile amorous … um, entanglements.
If Folk’s was a physician…..
Dr Folks (to patient):
“I’ve got good news and bad news…”
Patient:
“Tell me the bad news.”
Dr Folks:
“You have an incurable disease and will endure unbearable agony until your death in 4 to 6 months.”
Patient:
“W-w-w-what’s the good news?”
Dr. Folks:
“I’m screwing the hot receptionist that signed you in.”
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: “What are you doing here today?”
Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”
Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] “Unh unh.”
lol… I’m going to have to remember that one.
copy and past to a word document — I’ve got many good items both funny or educational that I’ve saved……
A guy goes to the doctor.
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”
Wife – “Honey, you bought a new pair of shoes. They look so cool! Where did you get them?”
Husband – “I bought them from my drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!”
Wife sounds white, husband sounds black.
booooo
A concerned young lady complains to her gynecologist, “Whenever I take off my clothes my nipples get real hard, and so sensitive they’re almost painful.”
“That’s a little unusual,” he said. “Get undressed and I’ll check you out.”
The doctor began to examine her breasts and nipples. After a considerable time touching and observing, the doctor still looked puzzled. “Well, I don’t know what you have,” he finally said, “but it’s
contagious!”
So the doctor’s nipples got hard and sensitive?
yes…
A husband goes to his doctor. “Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I just can’t get an erection anymore. What is wrong with me?”
The doctor examines him and says, “I just can’t find the problem. Come back tomorrow with your wife.”
The next day the doctor sends the wife into an examination room. “Get completely nude, and I’ll see you in a few minutes.”
The doctor goes into the room and throws off his clothes and is completely nude in front of her.
Ten minutes later the doctor is dressed and sees the husband. “Well, one thing I now know. It isn’t you!”
An old couple, both well into their 80’s, go to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asks, ‘What can I do for you?’
The man says, ‘Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?’
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, ‘There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..’
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, ‘I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?’
The man says, ‘We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married; so we can’t go to her house. I’m married; and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and best of all….
Medicare pays $43 of it.’
A story for our times, eh?
I doubt Ashley Hunter or whatever the hell her name is these days could afford a pair of Loub’s… unless they were bought with alimony money.
Someone’s jealous.
Now if Will could just get TRav and Trump to parade around in those pumps he could experience fetish collision.
Thanks for the jokes!
Some of us never gave the faintest hint of a shit about any of your “ex-drama” other than the only one that counts. The soft-core porn was MUCH better. Bring that back, eschew any degree of return to self-aggrandizing “tell-all” posts about past amorous adventures other than THAT ONE, bring back my favorite sexy elf-woman Amy, and Mz. Show & Tell Mande (but try to favor substance over looks in the future and don’t just feature attactive female youngish writers), re-focus on exposing corruption, and please for the love of God, cheeseburgers and Pecan Sandies, never EVER mention T-Rav or “The Donald” again.
Thanking you in advance.
Sic, you’re such a perv!