A (BATTERY OPERATED) BOYFRIEND BRAWL …
By FITSNEWS || It was a battle over boyfriends … one of them the “battery operated” kind.
Forty-eight-year-old Heidi Marie Creamer of Manatee County, Florida was arrested and charged with assault this weekend after punching her twin sister – Holly Ryan – in the face. With a closed fist.
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, the physical altercation grew out of a verbal dispute involving “Heidi’s boyfriend and a sexual toy (vibrator).”
Nice …
And yes, this story is twice as funny as it ordinarily would have been given the suspect’s name is “Creamer.”
Anyway … after knocking her twin sister to the ground, Creamer (we’re still laughing at that) reportedly “punched, scratched, and pulled Holly’s hair.”
“After a few minutes Heidi stopped and began grabbing her personal belongings and piling them outside the front door as she stated she wanted to leave,” the report continues.
When she walked outside, Holly “slammed the door shut” and then went out on her balcony and began screaming for her neighbors to call 911.
When police arrived on the scene Heidi was pounding at the door of her apartment screaming obscenities and shaking, and attempted to wrestle free from the arresting officer after being confronted.
“When I asked her if she understood her rights she began screaming that she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend,” the officer stated.
Good times …
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If Heidi married the son of Harvey Milk she would be
Heidi Creamer Milk
f Holly would have fought back she would’ve “Whipped Creamer”.
That is worth the big HAW! HAW! — 10+
She probably opened her sister’s package that was just delivered from Amazon — and found a vibrator that was ….. exactly the same as hers..!!
I thought Holly Creamer was a mild expletive…
very, very good…..10+
Thankee, kindly.
Is that photo before or after the beat-down?
I think the officer should have tried to defuse the situation by offering to help in a three-way conversation inside the apartment – that might have led to some two-sister make-up sessions. And this whole thing could have been de-escalated and a lot of pressure relieved.
“she was fighting with her sister Holly over a vibrator and her boyfriend,”
Fits, it’s not clear to me who the boyfriend is — Holly’s or Heidi’s…..
In about a day or two the vibrator at the root of the crime will be listed on ebay. It will include one slightly used pair of thongs
No need to let 15 minutes of fame get the way of making a few bucks
Just think, if I’d have been there I could have calmed things down by suggesting a vibrator session and then suggesting the two sisters kiss and make up.
I’d be there to film everything for posterity too. You know, capturing the moment.
Q: How many cheating husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Cheating husbands screw in motels.
It appears, at this time, no one has bonded out Miss Holly – I’m wondering why not.
Not me. I like, and can handle, crazy dames, but not two of them at the same time.
The sister and Heidi’s boyfriend are enjoying their “quiet time” at home in the apartment.
Where is the picture or mug shot of Holly?
Mug shot of Heidi is on Smoking Gun…..
Guess since they are twins one photo will have to do of both of them.
The cop could have hooked his tazer up to the vibrator and “charged” everybody. LOL
Sometimes life just plain — sucks!
The guy was Cummer, right? or was he a Shooter?
He was cumming and shooting.