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What The Hell Is Dabo Swinney Doing?

By FITSNEWS || “Happy” by Pharrell Williams is infectious.  Seriously … it’s a great song.  We’ve got it on our iPod.  But it’s also gotten to the point where we’ve heard it so many times and in so many places that … yeah.  We’re kinda over it. Seriously … kids…

By FITSNEWS || “Happy” by Pharrell Williams is infectious.  Seriously … it’s a great song.  We’ve got it on our iPod.  But it’s also gotten to the point where we’ve heard it so many times and in so many places that … yeah.  We’re kinda over it.

Seriously … kids at South Carolina government-run schools have been covering this song for months now, and at this point we shouldn’t have to remind you they’re not exactly the quickest on the uptake (albeit through no fault of their own).

Anyway … coming in well behind the government-run school system (and dipping deep into the negative “cool points” territory in the process) is Clemson University head football coach Dabo Swinney.

For reasons surpassing understanding, Swinney (above) decided lip-syncing “Happy” was a good way to encourage people to attend Clemson’s Homecoming football game against Syracuse on October 25.

Yikes … although in fairness Happy Dabo is definitely more entertaining than Grumpy Dabo.

Ordinarily at this point in our story, we would offer some snide remark about Atlantic Coast Conference football and Syracuse’s impact on Clemson’s “strength of schedule.” But seeing as our beloved University of South Carolina Gamecocks have absolutely zero room to crow at the moment, we’re going to take a rare sip of STFU.

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31 comments

Smirks October 9, 2014 at 3:34 pm

Clap along if you feel like your coach is one big doof,

Clap along if you feel like five-in-a-row’s the truth,

Clap along if you know what Gamecocks will do to you,

Clap along if you feel like losing’s what you’re gonna do.

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Squishy123 October 9, 2014 at 4:28 pm

Suck your teeth, if you feel like blowing the 4th quarter

Suck your teeth, if you think you can beat Furman

Suck your teeth, if you’re more concerned about your tee time than Auburn

Suck your teeth, if you need to remind your assistant to ask Dabo to use lube

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carls jr October 9, 2014 at 11:48 pm

There he is, America’s Number One Tater.

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Squishy123 October 10, 2014 at 8:57 am

Where have you been, I missed you. I guess those two Clemsucking quarters by the Dirtpeckers really must have upset you.

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Jackie Chiles October 9, 2014 at 3:55 pm

lol. Embarrassing. My 3 year old does like this song though, so I guess it’s fitting for a clown to like it too.

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shifty henry October 9, 2014 at 4:10 pm

Aside from being much too long, it was well done and I liked it. However, if I’m driving around five states and keep hearing it over and over and over and over again coming from cars with folks wearing ORANGE and tiger tails hanging from the trunk lids —– out comes my bazooka!

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The Colonel October 9, 2014 at 4:21 pm

That is the tackiest room I’ve ever seen – makes Graceland look positively sheikh. I’m glad they were able to work all of those retarded special needs kids into the video – wait, what, those weren’t retarded kids…

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Not Frank Howard But Close October 9, 2014 at 5:55 pm

You ever tried effing yo self? If not, try it now.

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The Colonel October 9, 2014 at 6:13 pm

Over the shoulder I’m a little short, under the balls, well it won’t bend that far…

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 9, 2014 at 8:10 pm

There once was a man from Nantucket
With a schlong so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a c**t, I could f**k it!

*Steps down from Student Union table*

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 9, 2014 at 8:07 pm

…makes Graceland look positively sheikh.

Chic?

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The Colonel October 9, 2014 at 8:13 pm

Caught that did ya?

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TontoBubbaGoldstein October 9, 2014 at 8:21 pm

TBG suspects you may have spent too much time in the Middle East. : )

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The Colonel October 9, 2014 at 8:25 pm

The Colonel knows beyond any shadow of a freaking doubt he did. I interviewed a kid today with five tours, one of them was fifteen months in Iraq, that boy was a man.

CNSYD October 10, 2014 at 9:32 am

So where does USCe put its BCS bowl, conference championship, national championship trophies. Isn’t that room at USCe crowded also.

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Disappointed with You! October 10, 2014 at 9:39 am

Damn Colonel, and you claim to teach at USC? You crossed the line. The main one is a kid with Autism that Clemson admitted into a special program this year and it is quite a big deal to those who live in his community. Sometimes, a laugh is just not worth it.

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The Colonel October 10, 2014 at 1:30 pm

I wasn’t talking about the one kid, I was talking about the other 199 kids…

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Mike at the Beach October 9, 2014 at 4:34 pm

Damn, these are painful to watch. CCU(of course) felt compelled to do the Redneck Riviera version, but at least the football coach was apparently able to duck out of it. Chics seem hotter, too:

http://youtu.be/LkgqExbfgW0

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VoiceofReason October 9, 2014 at 4:48 pm

Idiot writer and idiots!!!

Idiot Fits!!!

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Jim Sweet October 9, 2014 at 4:52 pm

this just proves what makes kids want to come to Clemson. Dabo is and always is will be the man! the coots are stuck with an old sack and we got the best coach in America. onership at it’s finest!

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Lester October 9, 2014 at 4:56 pm

It’s the new “mock-a-rama”

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CNSYD October 9, 2014 at 5:10 pm

Dabo can sing better than what’s-his-name at USC-e. Everything about Clemson is better than anything about everywhere else, quite frankly.

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Go Milk A Cow October 10, 2014 at 8:49 am

God, that is the most Clemson response ever. What a bunch of dorks.

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Squishy123 October 10, 2014 at 8:58 am

Yeah, Dabo is American Idol and Slurrier is Dancing with the Stars.

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CNSYD October 10, 2014 at 9:28 am

Little frat boy screen name stealer is still at work. Too bad Mace is in real estate now and not here so I can get my avatar back.

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Beartrkkr October 9, 2014 at 5:41 pm

Lighten up Francis….

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Frank Howard October 9, 2014 at 5:53 pm

“Dat boy” seems to be as happy as I wuz when I left Barlow Bend, Alabama.

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E Norma Scok October 9, 2014 at 11:50 pm

Hmmm..” We’ve got it on our iPod.”

We who??

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Gamecock Hall of Fame October 10, 2014 at 9:37 am

Those kids have had a rough go this semester. It is good to see them smiling and having a little fun. As for Dabo, not a fan here, but he’s just doing his part. My hat is off to him for that.

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Max Lennon October 10, 2014 at 2:53 pm

He was asked to do this by the Alumni Association. He’s a good guy that loves Clemson.and said yes. What’s the problem again? Oh, that’s right, your boy Sluurier doesn’t give 2 shits about USCe…y’all are just jealous.

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