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RE: SC House Race Pits Stepmom Vs. Stepdaughter

Dear Editor,

Candidate Questions for Wood vs. Wood political debate.

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

Q: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Q: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?

A: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, so long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

(Have your kids recite this 3X.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNSKXyk5OyU

Jim Kappler
Anderson, SC