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Hello, Natalia Poklonskaya

VIVA “RUSSIAN AGGRESSION” Only in the deluded mind of American warmongers like John McCain and Lindsey Graham is the Ukrainian crisis the result of “Russian aggression.” It’s more like a Russian reaction to America helping overthrow the democratically elected president of Ukraine … which we did to provoke the very…

VIVA “RUSSIAN AGGRESSION”

Only in the deluded mind of American warmongers like John McCain and Lindsey Graham is the Ukrainian crisis the result of “Russian aggression.” It’s more like a Russian reaction to America helping overthrow the democratically elected president of Ukraine … which we did to provoke the very reaction Russian president Vladimir Putin is now providing.

Seriously, people … the U.S. War Gods couldn’t gin up a conflict for their military-industrial complex bosses in Syria, so they’re going with plan B.

Anyway … that’s neither here nor there … the purpose of this post is to focus your attention on Natalia Poklonskaya, the 33-year-old bombshell who has been named by Putin as the new attorney general for Crimea.

A former “counsellor of justice” in the Ukrainian government, Poklonskaya is a devout Russian who views the recently U.S.-backed overthrow of Ukraine as an “anti-constitutional coup.”

She’s correct …

She’s also smoking hot …

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Seriously … is this a casting call for the next James Bond movie? Because Poklonskaya has got the part as far as we’re concerned.

She’s also cool under pressure …

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Viva, “Russian aggression,” people …

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51 comments

Norma Scok March 21, 2014 at 11:17 am

Bombshell?
No wonder you bragged about banging Haley. You probably though she was hot, too. We already your thoughts on the handsome face of Nancy Mace ( hey that rhymed!)
Your standards are in the shitter.

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Buz Martin March 21, 2014 at 4:09 pm

And YOUR mug must not be a prize-winner, because you won’t show it to us.

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euwe max March 21, 2014 at 5:39 pm

You don’t know that… sometimes the hard-assed bitches without the milk of human kindness (Republicans) are knockouts – even well into their 70’s!

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Buz Martin March 22, 2014 at 8:52 am

Bitter much?

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euwe max March 22, 2014 at 10:12 am

Republicans sap the innocent blush from my cheeks.

Team America; Fuck Yeah! March 21, 2014 at 11:49 am

Bush the Smarter promised Russia we wouldn’t encircle them with NATO if they let their union go…that’s why the whole stink on Ukraine.

We shouldn’t be mucking around over there anyway, one country back into the Russian fold(a country that is ostensibly responsible for Russian culture anyway) doesn’t mean the Red scare is back on our doorstep, aside from all the other reasons we should be spending blood & treasure on Russian “containment”.

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Team America March 21, 2014 at 11:49 am

should to SHOULDN’T

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Buz Martin March 21, 2014 at 12:09 pm

Putin is bound to be hittin’ that.

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 3:59 pm

hah! — that’s his name ….. Put-In

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Caligula March 22, 2014 at 2:23 pm

Nothing wrong with a tyranny if you happen to be the tyrant…

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Buz Martin March 21, 2014 at 12:10 pm

Still, it should be stated: Putin is a fucking dickhead dictator.

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Store95 March 22, 2014 at 12:10 am

(censored)

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John March 21, 2014 at 12:13 pm

Will, it’s nice to see you back to posting pictures of attractive females. This site was much better when it regularly featured the likes of Rhianna and Lindsay Lohan.

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Buz Martin March 21, 2014 at 4:10 pm

I personally would like to see up-skirt on this one.

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euwe max March 21, 2014 at 5:37 pm

short eyes!

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 12:38 pm

Her military “uniform of the day ” — Putin promoted her to two stars…..

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snickering March 21, 2014 at 12:54 pm

If not two stars, then give her two tassells.

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 1:22 pm

… very good!

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Pervy Mervy March 21, 2014 at 1:32 pm

Let’s just say she’ll never have to wait in line for toilet paper.

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CorruptionInColumbia March 21, 2014 at 8:45 pm

Not as long as my tongue will get hard, she wouldn’t.

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euwe max March 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm

It’s all about money. Republicans understand.

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gregorybgeddings March 21, 2014 at 2:22 pm

Sorry that I can’t think of anything to say. I fell on the floor and had yet another epileptic seizure when the flashing ad let me know that (no shit) I am the100,000th visitor to this site.

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 3:56 pm

Hey, I’ve been the 100,000th visitor on four ads, and the toenail fungus ad has appeared on about ten sites…..

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Buz Martin March 21, 2014 at 4:08 pm

Oh shit you mentioned the dread TF ad. I dasn’t post the words myself, I just dasn’t — or I will be cursed with having to see it all over the fucking internet again.

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 4:44 pm

OK, I know that many ads appear based on sites searched on the internet. For example, my granddaughter gave me a Bass Pro Shop wrist watch for Christmas. I went to their site to see their other wrist watches and browse around. For about five weeks their watch ads appeared EVERYWHERE . But that damn TF ad appeared from nowhere (and wasn’t there another gross ad you guys complained about – I can’t remember which one it was.)

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TontoBubbaGoldstein March 22, 2014 at 9:33 pm

Are you fat? Do you suffer from itchy rashes? Fatigue? White crud on your tongue etc?

shifty henry March 22, 2014 at 11:19 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

euwe max March 23, 2014 at 9:10 am

Are you long and vertical? Do you sometimes feel like a white thing?

Meh March 22, 2014 at 3:30 pm

I run Firefox with NoScript and Flashblock, as well as a hosts file composed of multiple host files and specific additions of whatever pisses me off.

You don’t need to tolerate adverts, the solutions are free and simple to use, and Google will show you how to protect yourself.

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Matthew Carter March 25, 2014 at 9:21 pm

AdBlock Plus, u heard of it?

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Centrist View March 21, 2014 at 7:11 pm

At the 1:07 mark, her cell phone setting on the desk buzzes

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shifty henry March 21, 2014 at 8:38 pm

It was the translators calling to tell her she’s running her consonants together too fast ….

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RogueElephant March 21, 2014 at 7:54 pm

WOW. Since Reagan defeated communism things are looking up in Russia. Remember the old ugly broad advertising the blue dress? (not Monica) LOL

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shifty henry March 22, 2014 at 1:21 pm

— see above

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CorruptionInColumbia March 21, 2014 at 8:53 pm

This article makes me want to eat “Russian” tonight.

They have come along way the last few years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwUFVrQdWrc

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shifty henry March 22, 2014 at 1:20 pm

“She once had a gown, it was almost new,

Oh, the daintiest thing, it was sweet Alice blue,

With little forget-me-nots placed here and there,

When she had it on, oh, she walked on the air!

And it wore, and it wore, and it wore,

‘Til it went, and it wasn’t no more. “

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Store95 March 22, 2014 at 12:08 am

Putin did not appoint Poklonskaya. She was attorney general before Crimea joined Russia. She was appointed by Parliament of Crimea. Putin is awesome, he’s an FDR like figure, without a single shot helping 2.5 million Russians to join Russia. Most US readers are either clueless of russophobic to accept the simple fact that he defends the opinion of 250 millions Russians.

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Tummy Enema-Enema March 22, 2014 at 12:20 am

I needs releaf. Must gotta be sumthing I ate.

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eneils bailey March 22, 2014 at 8:09 am

Putin’s pretty piece of poontang.

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Buz Martin March 22, 2014 at 8:56 am

She has now become an anime sensation in Japan. Putin probably considering sending her to Japan for PR.

http://japandailypress.com/crimean-attorney-general-natalia-poklonskaya-wins-heart-of-japanese-anime-fans-goes-viral-2146135/

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shifty henry March 22, 2014 at 10:15 am

She is adorable….

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TontoBubbaGoldstein March 22, 2014 at 9:39 pm

If TBG was Crimean, he would want to be the first to welcome our new Russian overlords.

*winks lasciviously*

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shifty henry March 22, 2014 at 11:25 pm

You only wish she would walk all over you in those red high heels..!!

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TontoBubbaGoldstein March 23, 2014 at 9:22 am

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

YES SIR!

RED HIGH HEELS. YES SIR!

*Booming Ed McMahon voice*

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euwe max March 23, 2014 at 9:11 am

She has that look like she’s dreaming about last night.

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shifty henry March 23, 2014 at 12:50 pm

That is the reflection of her Soul – a wondrous thing…

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euwe max March 23, 2014 at 5:36 pm

Yeah.. her Soul

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Mike at the Beach March 23, 2014 at 9:33 pm

“…America helping overthrow the democratically elected president of Ukraine … which we did to provoke the very reaction Russian president Vladimir Putin is now providing.”

Make up your mind, man. Either Obama (and America) are feckless and incapable in regard to foreign policy, or we’re amazingly talented puppet-masters capable of toppling foreign governments at will. You’re only half-wrong on the whole Ukraine/Crimea thing (but as you said, that’s not the focus of the post), but you’re dead-on in regard to the hot-ass AG!

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MashPotato March 24, 2014 at 3:39 am

The Cold War has never been so Hot!

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Cut The Crap March 24, 2014 at 11:35 am

Yipes, she’s hot…

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nicholasi March 27, 2014 at 3:25 pm

Her beauty indicates divine approval of Crimea returning to the warm embrace of Mother Russia.

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