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“MANNERS BANDIT” AT LARGE IN THE PALMETTO STATE … 

Think outside the bun … then go outside to burp. Oh, and say “excuse me” when you’re done.

That’s what you’ll do at Taco Bells in South Carolina if you know what’s good for you …

Don’t believe us?

According to a Tega Cay, S.C. police report (published by The Smoking Gun), 20-year-old Isaiah Morris was hit with a chair, grabbed by the throat and nearly head-butted by an unidentified white male inside a Taco Bell after failing to say “excuse me” following a belch (a.k.a. eructation).

For reals …

According to witness Cara Martin – a teenage Taco Bell employee – the unidentified “Manners Bandit”  drove off in a white pickup truck after the assault. Police closed the case, though, upon learning store surveillance cameras failed to capture the incident – and witnesses failed to capture the bandit’s license plate.

Here’s the police file …

manners bandit

Wow …

Emily Post has a posse, people … in South Carolina, of all places.

And remember …